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Clips from Scrubs - My White Whale (S03E03)

"Don't tell me you're gonna be a parent"
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"who makes a big deal out of every single cough."
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"Can't blame the cleanser."
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"Even though my interns sucked, I decided to turn it into a positive."
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"Elliot, I need some pointers on how to deal with my interns."
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"It's not a bad thing that you play with it."
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"On account of the meconium problem he had, it might be pneumonia."
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"If you ever interrupt an exam again, I will shove my stethoscope up your..."
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"That happens to the big boys too. Try again. Go on."
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"It's a really persistent cough. What do you say?"
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"You had better see my son now or I'm gonna kick your ass."
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"OK, here she comes. Don't be over-eager."
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"Since he's a trainer, Sean is really good with communication."
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"He helped with my interns. I thought he could help you with yours."
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"Stay calm. At least she's here too."
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"At least I wasn't the only one."
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"You paged me for another Foley catheter?"
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"I'm great at these now."
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"It's gonna be a long, long night."
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"I just thought I'd come by and play with your stuffed animals."
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"Also, wanted to let you know that I will be bringing my son this morning."
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"If you touch him, I'll inject your kid with chickenpox."
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"No, you won't."
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"No, David. It's a collectible."
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"Whatever."
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"I've taken a lot of positive steps this year, but standing up to Kelso,"
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"I meant like in Moby Dick. Kelso's a giant pain in my ass."
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"but ignore the voice in your head."
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"Kick him in the crotch and run."
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"Oh, my God, I haven't said that since college."
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"Norris just moved the appointment back to six, the rat bastard."
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"I am adapting. You, on the other hand, are behaving like a complete lunatic."
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"You've totally lost sight of what's important."
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"You do what's best for your son,"
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"Oh, my God. I love doing that so much, it makes my hands shake a little."
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"How are your interns doing?"
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"Fantastic, but that's the brachial artery, and it's not how we draw blood."
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"If we need to inject him with heroin, you'll be the first one I call."
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"What is it? Do you have something to say?"
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"No."
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"If you're having trouble with your case report, I'll be glad to look at it."
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"Kick him in the crotch, damn it."
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"You worry so much about whether they like you that they don't respect you."
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"One of mine ran out and got me some dome wax."
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"So it isn't helpful for me to know what works on fish."
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"They're mammals, actually."
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"Unfortunately for me, my interns aren't mammals."
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"- They are. - I don't care."
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"Come on, Turk."
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"I don't have a problem with you. I just can't resist a storm-off."
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"Why don't you just paint over it?"
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"Can you believe what Sean was saying?"
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"He's right. Even in college, you cared way too much about everybody liking you."
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"- Who wants to help me move? - Me."
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"Could you walk my dog while I have sex with your friend Miguel?"
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"Think about it, man. Cox has taught you the most since you've been here."
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"I felt the love."
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"Enjoy. I didn't cut the hand off. I used a different puppet for that."
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"You could give that one to me and I could fix it."
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"And have it for the kids."
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"Disturbing fetishes aside, I owe you an apology for acting like a jackass,"
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"but I don't think that my son should be the one to pay for it."
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"Most of the parents I deal with are jackasses."
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"- You're in the top five. - Thank you."
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"The reason why I've yet to see your child is because he has the sniffles."
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"You're worse than every parent who freaks out when their kid eats Play-Doh."
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"You've seen too much."
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"You've seen what can really go wrong."
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"That's horrible work."
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"I do have something to say."
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"Know what? You're right."
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"You're treating him the exact same way you treated me."
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"You judge us by these 20-minute pressure-filled windows twice a week."
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"You never get to know how hard we really work."
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"A lot of the times when we fail, it's not our fault, it's yours."
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"Is that how you feel, future dentist?"
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"You make me feel I can't do anything well, and I can do lots of things well."
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"I'd like to hear him demonstrate this beef box thing."
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"I guess this one goes out to my boy Wayne in room 302."
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"He has fluid in his lungs."
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"Young man, enjoy your moment."
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"My God, Bruce, that was amazing. Where did you learn how to do that?"
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"Tell your friends, baby."
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"- I guess I owe you an apology. - Damn straight you do."
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"You know what your problem is..."
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"Please, just one more second. I need the rush."
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"It's no big deal. We both know that it wasn't about that."
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"- Sorry. - Don't sweat it."
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"I'd be pissed off. Why aren't you pissed off?"
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"or imagining Shamu taking Sean's arm off."
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"You don't need a doctor to say a good night's sleep can fix almost anything."
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"I tripped and my teeth hit his shoulder."
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"so please, people, shape the hell up."
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"Look, guys, I'm not here to overwork you."
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"In fact, if you get bored, just hijack an ice-cream truck"
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"You're obviously busy with your doll."
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"- It's a collectible. - Someone's gonna get his ass bit."
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"By the way..."
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"OK, tough guy. Goodnight."
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"What in the hell do you think you are doing, you arrogant son of a bitch?"
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"Office hours. Tomorrow, five o'clock."
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"I'm gonna put this in a language that you can understand."
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"I'm right here, Bruce."
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"I know. For God's sakes, it's an innocent doll."
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"Watch your language in front of the kid, you stupid mickey-fickey."
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"You are a parent now. You don't come first anymore."
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"you're just a breakdown away from being the same person."
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"Check it. Zing."
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"That's it. I'm sorry. I'm a doctor."
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"You're right. I can see my reflection."
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"He's got fluid"
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"You drew on the wall."
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"I decided to take a different tack with my interns."
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"Of course, my tack had its own drawbacks."
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"Elliot. Over here."
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"Love to."
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"- I'd like to think so. - Out of my way, space-waster."
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"In temple."
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"Whether it's finally standing up to your white whale..."
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"painting over your black spot..."
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