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Clips from NewsRadio - Office Feud (S03E03)

"Whassup, y'all?"
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"Whassup, y'all? Brother Bill McNeal"
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"Whassup, y'all? Bill McNeal here."
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"Hey, Catherine, let me ask you."
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"Well, I'm doing these live ads for a new sponsor and--"
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"Bill McNeal sayin' there's a party all up in here,"
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"Oh, yeah! Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor's"
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"got the heavyweight power."
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"to some fat booty beats, or just chill with the honeys."
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"Damn!"
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"to be rehearsing your one-man show of Cabaret."
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"I mean, she's just covering the Easter egg roll"
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"And-uh-wha-huh?"
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"I went every year till I got banned."
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"Well, I had a little too much punch"
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"I'm going to assume this wasn't during"
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"No, no, no. Rosalyn Carter."
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"Tell you the truth, I think she sort of dug it."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"and took a whiz in the rose garden."
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"Easter egg roll."
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"who make this one of the most exciting events"
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"Pantyhose."
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"Pantyhose. Pantyhose. Hello."
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"Underpants. We're not on the air anymore."
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"Bye."
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"Oh, jeez, how could she screw that up?"
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"No, sir, if it was a no-brainer, I would have sent Matthew."
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"The hell's the deal with that, Dave?"
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"Some sort of nonprofit environmentalist group--"
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"military intelligence?"
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"Well, sir, I'm on it."
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"Go on. Make the call."
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"I don't know how to say this,"
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"Tell me about it."
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"Try to be polite, okay?"
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"[SHOUTING] to shut the hell up!"
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"Nothin' important."
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"Ow!"
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"That's good! That's funny!"
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"Seems those yogurt suckers upstairs wanna play hardball."
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"and if so, are they single?"
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"Snot-nosed little trust fund jerks who have always relied on"
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"BILL: Although there were no serious injuries, property damage"
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"is expected to run into the millions."
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"So when the party starts bouncin'"
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"and the ladies start bumpin',"
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"I thought you had a policy about not endorsing any product"
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"Rocket Fuel."
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"You know, this is shameless, Bill."
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"You're obviously threatened by my ability to reach out"
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"No she hasn't."
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"Why didn't you just go to the event?"
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"Ah, I can't. I've been banned from it."
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"Well, you know, just a little misunderstanding"
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"and, uh..."
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"No, a couch."
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"Not tellin'."
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"Which Korean man? The one that owns my dad."
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"Pantyhose. Ooh."
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"between the ages of four and eleven, all right?"
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"Oh, Dave, Dave, Dave."
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"when I was Deep Throat."
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"for eggs and bunnies."
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"Hey, did I complain when you did ads for adult diapers, no."
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"when you're actually a shill for the incontinence industry?"
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"When Rocket Fuel is an appropriate drink,"
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"I gladly serve it."
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"Oh, how to describe such a robust brew?"
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"No, the exact opposite, actually."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Joe, alls I'm saying is that one of those cute guys"
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"as much as I'd love to sample Rocket Fuel,"
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"I-I-I don't think this is really the time or the place."
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"They serve it under bridges and on street corners."
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"Really?"
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"I'll have to inquire about our local distributors."
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"This will be perfect."
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"Of course not."
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"Well, then... Salud, Catherine."
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"Wow is right. That's some smooth drinkin'."
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"Let's have another."
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"[GAGS]"
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"Now I don't feel so bad about trying to picture her naked."
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"Bill, what's that I'm smelling?"
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"The, uh, malt liquor people,"
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"did they by any chance send over some free samples?"
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"I demand an apology, sir!"
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"Now, can I have that picture back?"
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"Oh, Bill that-- That's the kind you pull."
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"Oh."
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"[BANGING UPSTAIRS]"
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"Oh, Bill,"
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"Good."
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"Well, they just sound a little inauthentic."
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"Yeah, illz-nidiotic."
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"Now they say, uh... "Guzzizah.""
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"Guzzizah. I like it."
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""Dills-noofus.""
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"Very miz-moronic, Bill."
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"LISA [ON SPEAKERPHONE]: You decorated that all by yourself?"
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"Can I hold it?"
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"You know, this has turned out to be the worst day of my life."
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"Same thing happened to me."
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"That makes me feel much better."
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"Dave, do you remember that guy upstairs"
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"Line two."
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"It's an oxymoron."
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"Oh, you mean like Swiss cheese?"
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"Oh, hi. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yes, I am the news director."
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"Uh, yeah, yeah. Before we--"
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"We can resolve this thing right here and now."
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"Well, what exactly would we have to apologize for? Mm-hm."
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"I'm actually a little bit sick of trying to deal with this"
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"of Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor."
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"Rocket fuel's got the upstate prison flava"
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"Ah, yes, I'm looking for the marching band."
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"Come again?"
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"The marching band that's been rehearsing up here all week,"
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"making it virtually impossible"
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