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Clips from Please Like Me - Degustation (S04E04)

(LAUGHS)

"(LAUGHS)"

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- Did you or not? - No. Of course I didn't!

"- Did you or not? - No. Of course I didn't!"

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Josh! Could everyone just behave, please?

"Josh! Could everyone just behave, please?"

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- (LAUGHS) - I just had to make sure.

"- (LAUGHS) - I just had to make sure."

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- Sorry. - Tasty.

"- Sorry. - Tasty."

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It's delicious.

"It's delicious."

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Why? You used to internet date. What's the difference?

"Why? You used to internet date. What's the difference?"

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Don't think I don't know it's not the same thing, Josh.

"Don't think I don't know it's not the same thing, Josh."

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You know, on Tinder, you get a selection of people's photos.

"You know, on Tinder, you get a selection of people's photos."

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and if they also swipe right, Tinder introduces you.

"and if they also swipe right, Tinder introduces you."

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Yes! Correct.

"Yes! Correct."

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Then you run the risk of having to bed this bozo. (CHUCKLES)

"Then you run the risk of having to bed this bozo. (CHUCKLES)"

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(ROSE) It must be very vulnerable

"(ROSE) It must be very vulnerable"

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putting yourself out there like that, though.

"putting yourself out there like that, though."

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What choice do I have?

"What choice do I have?"

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Where am I meeting people? There's no people.

"Where am I meeting people? There's no people."

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Do you get rejected a lot?

"Do you get rejected a lot?"

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You learn to focus on the people that like you,

"You learn to focus on the people that like you,"

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instead of the people that don't like you, it's fine.

"instead of the people that don't like you, it's fine."

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I don't like you walking around with all that rejection.

"I don't like you walking around with all that rejection."

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It's really not like that.

"It's really not like that."

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I bet the first thing you do every day when you wake up

"I bet the first thing you do every day when you wake up"

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is check your phone to see the time

"is check your phone to see the time"

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and then you get curious about those apps

"and then you get curious about those apps"

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and bam! Before you know it you've been rejected

"and bam! Before you know it you've been rejected"

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before you even get out of bed.

"before you even get out of bed."

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Sometimes I get accepted.

"Sometimes I get accepted."

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And everyone making snap judgements based on your photo.

"And everyone making snap judgements based on your photo."

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- Mmm. - Like, you're a sweet guy, Josh.

"- Mmm. - Like, you're a sweet guy, Josh."

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You know, how do you put that across in a photo?

"You know, how do you put that across in a photo?"

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Right, because I'd say the most alluring thing

"Right, because I'd say the most alluring thing"

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about you is your sense of humour.

"about you is your sense of humour."

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I don't want to encourage you,

"I don't want to encourage you,"

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but I have a really lovely photo of you.

"but I have a really lovely photo of you."

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Oh, God.

"Oh, God."

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Oh, yeah! No, that is nice.

"Oh, yeah! No, that is nice."

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- It's good. Mmm. - (ROSE) Yeah. Yeah?

"- It's good. Mmm. - (ROSE) Yeah. Yeah?"

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- I'll send a picture message. - Oh, thanks, Mum.

"- I'll send a picture message. - Oh, thanks, Mum."

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- What are these? - (JOSH) It's fish eggs.

"- What are these? - (JOSH) It's fish eggs."

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Do you miss Arnold?

"Do you miss Arnold?"

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to fill the space and make noise.

"to fill the space and make noise."

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- Oh, like a wind chime? - Yeah.

"- Oh, like a wind chime? - Yeah."

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So, do you still talk to each other?

"So, do you still talk to each other?"

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It's probably code for you.

"It's probably code for you."

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(WOMAN) Porridge of sunflower seeds and winter walnuts

"(WOMAN) Porridge of sunflower seeds and winter walnuts"

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enriched with lamb's udder

"enriched with lamb's udder"

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- Oh, yeah. - (ALAN) Thank you.

"- Oh, yeah. - (ALAN) Thank you."

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Oh, it's busy, yeah.

"Oh, it's busy, yeah."

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No more bullshit involved lately.

"No more bullshit involved lately."

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(ALAN) Yeah?

"(ALAN) Yeah?"

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What do you actually do?

"What do you actually do?"

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How do my son and my ex-wife not know what my job is?

"How do my son and my ex-wife not know what my job is?"

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(JOSH) Maybe you told me when I was 13

"(JOSH) Maybe you told me when I was 13"

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and as I got older, it got too embarrassing,

"and as I got older, it got too embarrassing,"

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I was so sure it had something to do with real estate.

"I was so sure it had something to do with real estate."

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Well, I invest in real estate, but it isn't my job.

"Well, I invest in real estate, but it isn't my job."

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Funny hobby.

"Funny hobby."

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(DAN) Next, we have a little Syrah from McLaren Vale.

"(DAN) Next, we have a little Syrah from McLaren Vale."

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Some beautiful black fruits

"Some beautiful black fruits"

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mixed with black pepper and some baking spices.

"mixed with black pepper and some baking spices."

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Absolutely stunning with the very happy duck coming next.

"Absolutely stunning with the very happy duck coming next."

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- (ROSE) Thank you, Dan. - Thanks, Dan.

"- (ROSE) Thank you, Dan. - Thanks, Dan."

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What are black fruits?

"What are black fruits?"

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Black fruits are like, you know, blackberries

"Black fruits are like, you know, blackberries"

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And how do they get them into the wine?

"And how do they get them into the wine?"

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(CHUCKLES) No, they don't...

"(CHUCKLES) No, they don't..."

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They don't put fruit into the wine.

"They don't put fruit into the wine."

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They don't put the berries in the wine, Rose.

"They don't put the berries in the wine, Rose."

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Have you been thinking all night

"Have you been thinking all night"

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that they've been putting tropical fruit in the wine?

"that they've been putting tropical fruit in the wine?"

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(JOSH) No, okay, so what it is, right,

"(JOSH) No, okay, so what it is, right,"

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there just shouldn't be much else in wine

"there just shouldn't be much else in wine"

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other than grapes, okay?

"other than grapes, okay?"

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The reason why it's interesting

"The reason why it's interesting"

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is because, like, the same variety of grape

"is because, like, the same variety of grape"

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grown in different soil or different weather

"grown in different soil or different weather"

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would always taste different, right?

"would always taste different, right?"

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They're just words they use to try and describe

"They're just words they use to try and describe"

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"this particular flavour profile."

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It's sort of why wine is so, like, romanticised,

"It's sort of why wine is so, like, romanticised,"

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why it can be so expensive, 'cause you can never replicate

"why it can be so expensive, 'cause you can never replicate"

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what's happening in that bottle.

"what's happening in that bottle."

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That make sense?

"That make sense?"

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- Oh, I can smell the berries! - (JOSH) Yeah?

"- Oh, I can smell the berries! - (JOSH) Yeah?"

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- Yeah, I can. - Mmm.

"- Yeah, I can. - Mmm."

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And spices and pepper.

"And spices and pepper."

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You should be able to smell oak in there too.

"You should be able to smell oak in there too."

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They put the oak in. That's interesting, isn't it?

"They put the oak in. That's interesting, isn't it?"

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- No, I don't smell any oak. - There's no oak.

"- No, I don't smell any oak. - There's no oak."

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There's definitely... there's just definitely oak.

"There's definitely... there's just definitely oak."

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- Dan? - Oh, God.

"- Dan? - Oh, God."

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Um, is there oak in this?

"Um, is there oak in this?"

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from the terroir of McLaren Vale.

"from the terroir of McLaren Vale."

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- Is that a no? - Abso... No. No oak in this one.

"- Is that a no? - Abso... No. No oak in this one."

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- Thank you, Dan. - Zero oak.

"- Thank you, Dan. - Zero oak."

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- Bit of stainless steel. - All right, all right.

"- Bit of stainless steel. - All right, all right."

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(ALAN CHUCKLES)

"(ALAN CHUCKLES)"

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Don't embarrass me in front of Dan.

"Don't embarrass me in front of Dan."

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- (LAUGHS) - I'm working on something here.

"- (LAUGHS) - I'm working on something here."

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(ROSE) Oh, yum!

"(ROSE) Oh, yum!"

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Hey, do you remember the birds' nests?

"Hey, do you remember the birds' nests?"

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- Ohh! - (BOTH LAUGH)

"- Ohh! - (BOTH LAUGH)"

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On our honeymoon, on the island, there were these...

"On our honeymoon, on the island, there were these..."

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all these holes where the birds would lay their eggs.

"all these holes where the birds would lay their eggs."

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(LAUGHS) They... they should have warned us in the brochure.

"(LAUGHS) They... they should have warned us in the brochure."

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(LAUGHS) Your dad...

"(LAUGHS) Your dad..."

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Every time we tried to go for a walk,

"Every time we tried to go for a walk,"

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your poor dad would just trip in one of the holes.

"your poor dad would just trip in one of the holes."

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So furious. You can imagine.

"So furious. You can imagine."

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"F..." (LAUGHS)

""F..." (LAUGHS)"

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- "Fucking mu..." - "Fucking mutton-birds!"

"- "Fucking mu..." - "Fucking mutton-birds!""

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"Someone should fill in those bloody holes!"

""Someone should fill in those bloody holes!""

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They should've filled them in.

"They should've filled them in."

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It was a health-and-safety hazard.

"It was a health-and-safety hazard."

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Health-and-safety hazard. (LAUGHS)

"Health-and-safety hazard. (LAUGHS)"

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"Should've been in the brochure."

""Should've been in the brochure.""

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(BOTH LAUGH)

"(BOTH LAUGH)"

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I feel like every time you talk about the best parts

"I feel like every time you talk about the best parts"

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of your relationship, it's always before I was born.

"of your relationship, it's always before I was born."

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Oh, yeah, absolutely. No doubt about that.

"Oh, yeah, absolutely. No doubt about that."

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