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Clips from Please Like Me - Degustation (S04E04)

"Yep. Yeah, it's a pleasure to see you too."
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"You were worried about Mum, I was worried about Mum,"
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"♪ One, two. One, two, three, four ♪"
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"- ♪ Oooh, ooh-ooh ♪ - ♪ Oh, the good Lord knows it ♪"
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"- ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ I left better behind ♪"
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"♪ Make my mamma turn another blind eye ♪"
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"No. You're not on a diet."
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"and I said something stupid and stormed out."
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"- (ROSE AND JOSH LAUGH) - It wasn't funny."
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"- Mmm! Aged beef is good. - Oh, that's not the same thing."
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"And if you swipe right, it means that you like them"
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"- Oh, it does sound convenient. - (ALAN) Yeah."
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"Thanks, Dad."
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"Um, sometimes I think I miss him but then I think"
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"maybe I just miss having someone around"
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"- (SNIGGERS) - (ALAN) And this?"
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"Sometimes he messages me that he misses John."
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"And just a touch of mackerel essence."
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"Alan, how's work?"
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"Good."
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"I don't think I know what you do."
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"Very funny. (CRUNCHES)"
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"I'm a managerial consultant, Josh."
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"- Nuh. - Yeah, goes right over my head."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Oh, yeah, we're... we're working through things."
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"Shut up."
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"Or when, um, orcas are in captivity."
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"- Hey? That could be cute. - I know how to do a face swap."
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"And, uh, put some papaya on your eye."
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"before the potentially annoying thing happens."
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"No, Dad, you can't eat an artichoke"
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"and chamomile dessert like that."
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"I just want to say a few things."
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"ask them if they have a partner,"
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"- Yes, I am. - Are not."
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"- (ROSE) I am. - Why are you saying this?"
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"- (JOSH) No, she's not. - (ALAN) I'm sorry?"
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"(QUIRKY PIANO MUSIC)"
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"are usually the best things."
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"and I love you."
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"- How? - I'll put it on my credit card."
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"Okay, thanks, Ma. Thanks so much."
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"- (ALAN) Hello. - (WOMAN) Hello."
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"- Josh. - Oh. Hey, Dad."
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"Here he is. Big man."
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"Everybody's very dressed up."
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"Oh, my God, yeah, I have been doing squats, Dad. Thank you for noticing."
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"How expensive is this place?"
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"Yeah, okay, I'm buying you and Mum a nice dinner, okay?"
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"Well, you could've told me to wear a nice shirt."
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"Oh, don't be modest. That's... that is a beautiful shirt."
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"- Really? - Mmm."
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"- I'm not sure about it. - Mm-hm."
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"Lock up your daughters, everyone, 'cause Alan's here."
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"Alan is here to do things with your daughters."
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"- Thank you. - Sex things."
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"- Hey, Ma. Hi. - Hello!"
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"- Ohh. (CHUCKLES) - Uh?"
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"- How are you, Rose? - Oh, yes, good. (CHUCKLES)"
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"- I'm Josh's mum. - Perfect."
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"♪ Ooh ♪"
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"- ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ Okay ♪"
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"- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ - ♪ Oh, the good Lord knows it ♪"
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"♪ I'll be fine, yeah, yeah ♪"
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"♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪"
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"♪ I left better behind I'll be fine... ♪"
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"- Look at this gorgeous plating! - There is literally 15 dishes coming."
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"Oh, Josh, I've always wanted to eat"
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"- 15 tiny little meals for dinner. - Mm-hm."
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"- Thank you! - Josh, I'm on a diet."
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"Y..."
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"- (WOMAN) Our puffed pig's ear. - (ALAN) Ohh."
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"Dad, you made me drink fruit juice every morning of my entire childhood, okay?"
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"You don't get to diet this evening."
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"It's too much, Josh. It's too much."
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"(CRUNCH!)"
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"Oh, bugger me, that's good!"
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"(MAN) I'm sorry to interrupt."
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"Ah, my name's Dan. I'll be taking care of the pairings this evening."
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"Ah, to begin, we're off to South Gippsland."
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"- A little blend of Riesling... - Thanks, Dan."
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"(DAN) and a touch of skin-contact Semillon."
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"- Cheers. Here we go. - Cheers."
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"- Eye contact. Eye contact! - Okay. (CHUCKLES)"
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"This is gonna cost about 200 bucks a head."
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"Costs the same whether you complain about it or not, okay?"
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"So let's just stop."
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"Sorry, I'm just tired."
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"Why, what's going on in your little head, little matey?"
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"All I said"
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"was that Grace has been watching the iPad a lot lately"
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"and somehow Mae's twisted that to mean"
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"I think she's a bad mother."
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"Well, Grace has been watching the iPad a lot."
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"And then she said I had no idea,"
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"Well, what did you say? You have to..."
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"Don't skip that bit now."
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"I said, "Grace probably thinks Peppa Pig is her mum.""
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"I disagree. I think it's a little funny."
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"And now she's texting me."
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"Mmm! My compliments to the chef."
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"I'll certainly pass those on."
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"Just text her and tell her you're sorry, okay?"
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"- And let's move on. - All right."
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"Good. Feels better. Mmm."
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"(DAN) These nests are your golden eggs."
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"May be eaten shell and all."
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"Beautiful cured goose ham"
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"with gorgeous flavours of lavender and cherry blossom."
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"- Thanks, Dan. - Thank you."
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"- Josh, are you meeting any new men? - Oh, you'll like this."
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"- I met a podiatrist. - Mmm! There you go."
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"- (LAUGHS) It's not. - That is bloody serious, Josh."
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"- It's not funny. - (LAUGHS) Yeah."
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"You must be clever, don't you think?"
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"To be that successful and have a meth addiction. Impressive."
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"Please tell me you didn't do it."
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"I didn't organise my own intervention."
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"It's destroying rural communities."
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