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Clips from NewsRadio - No, This Is Not Based Entirely on Julie's Life (S02E02)

"That covers everything,"
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"And I think in honor of the occasion,"
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"we should observe a moment of silence."
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"Mahatma who?"
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"Sorry."
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"Okay, well, thank you, everybody."
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"You know, I bet if we lived in India,"
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"we'd get a three-day weekend or something."
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"to also have a moment of silence"
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"Ben Kingsley's not dead."
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"I have an announcement to make."
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"Now, I don't mean to lecture everybody,"
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"special brand of chocolate gelato,"
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"which can only be purchased at Carducci's on Prince Street."
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"Especially when you've been doing it every day"
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"So please stop it."
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"Hey, Joe, do you have anything you'd like to add?"
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"All right, then I think that's everything. Thanks a lot, everybody."
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"That container?"
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"You know, a container like this."
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"Why do you want to open that?"
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"Go ahead. It's all right."
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"What the hell?"
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"it shouldn't have gone off...till now."
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"[♪]"
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"Pudding go boom."
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"Yes, of course."
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"Yeah."
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"Okay."
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"and the sexual heat starts to fade?"
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"Ask my boss about it?"
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"I'm having problems with Keith."
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"How come I've never seen this guy?"
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"Geographically speaking, yes,"
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"The brain."
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"Did you ever take naked pictures of yourself"
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"No, you didn't."
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"Pictures of me totally nude."
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"No, you didn't. Oh, yes, I did."
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"[BEEPING]"
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"That's really sad."
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"It's no big deal. It's just sad."
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"Who?"
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"Yeah."
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"Uh..."
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"I know. I just find it helps when you're being insane."
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"We didn't have the technology then."
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"I'll come to your place tonight..."
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"Does that get your mojo rising?"
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"Come on, I'm just joking."
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"You ever see a talking pig?"
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"Oh. A computerized talking pig."
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"Don't know."
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"If they're too embarrassing, I don't even want to see them."
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"if you find an 80-year-old man named Harvey erotic."
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"See?"
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"These aren't my pictures,"
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"are still down at the photo place."
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"I don't understand."
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"You know what? I'm really not in the mood"
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"Did Dave ever mention"
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"Tampons."
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"Uh, bathroom?"
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"How can I help you?"
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"Harvey. Yeah. Harvey, I guess, is his name."
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"Okay. That's great."
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"I think you're safe."
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"No. Not at all."
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"What can I do? Anything?"
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"I'll be back in 22 minutes."
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"E-7."
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"Deliver what?"
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"Deliver water, dufus. Let's move."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Are you calling me a thief?"
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"No. Just saying, for all I know,"
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"It felt so cool and tingly."
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"It's not funny."
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"Just a second!"
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"I just didn't really feel like you wanted me to send the pictures."
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"Beth, I need you!"
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"Because Keith sent me his."
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"Beth, please."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Hey, come on. I'm sorry."
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"Let me try. I really want to try, okay?"
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"Why don't we go out for dinner tonight, some place really nice,"
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"This all-naked sushi place on 47th street."
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"Let's have dinner."
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"Polaroids. Just like you said."
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"No, I'm sure that Keith will--"
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"Hang on, hang on, hang on."
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"Bill, could I ask your opinion about something?"
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"on the objectification of the female form,"
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"Well, Bill, you think it's sexy?"
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"Well, I don't really think"
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"Thank you, Bill."
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"and I have a photo of the guilty party caught in the act."
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"inside this brick of cheese on the freezer."
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"Right. Milos the janitor guy."
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"I'd like to be there when you fire him, Dave."
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"The man's a criminal."
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"The man is not a criminal, Joseph."
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"Did you ever send off those naked pictures?"
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"and he invited me to come visit him next week."
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"No."
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"Okay. We'll talk."
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"Yeah."
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"Really? Why?"
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"Yeah."
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"or did you ask her for them?"
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"Oh, come on."
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"Maybe it's something we can do."
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"Okay, um..."
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"Well, that's..."
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"I wish I were."
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"that's a little bit more reasonable?"
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"I'm really sorry."
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"That would ruin it. Why? Why is that?"
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"unless anyone else has anything they'd like to say."
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