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Clips from Archer - Deadly Velvet: Part 2 (S07E07)

"- for gunshot residue? Hmm? - Wha... Y-Yes!"
Archer
"See? She's comin' down to the station."
Archer
"You're still on probation for the gun charge and the stalking."
Archer
"- Shut up! So wait... - Shut up!"
Archer
"- Shapiro! You saw me! - Did I?"
Archer
"- There. See? - Unfortunately..."
Archer
"Goddamn it!"
Archer
"Yeah, so listen. The whole thing about..."
Archer
"both wonderful and goopy, but..."
Archer
"I have a fabulous bungalow in Las Caletas."
Archer
"Oh, Alan can handle that."
Archer
"Well, just use the sink here, silly."
Archer
"- I'd like your word, please! - You have it!"
Archer
"Great police work."
Archer
"Seriously? What is it with everybody washing their hands?"
Archer
"Exactly! I'm not going to be the only chump"
Archer
"And I need to talk to you. Now."
Archer
"Oh, Sterling, I know exactly what you're going to say."
Archer
"- You do? - And I know exactly what to do."
Archer
"Nobody. Get out of here, Krieger!"
Archer
"Mexico."
Archer
"As if Los Angeles needed another minus."
Archer
"So you're saying now would be the best time to go? If..."
Archer
"Goddamn it, Krieger. I told you to... Wait."
Archer
"Don't engage him! You need to be on the first mode of transport to Mexico."
Archer
"- Wh... Who else? - Veronica!"
Archer
"Because we're getting 30 bucks a day as extras! Each!"
Archer
"This could actually help you!"
Archer
"- Ohh... - First of all, I didn't do it!"
Archer
"- I doesn't matter! - I feel like it does!"
Archer
"there's no way one of these damn "inepticons""
Archer
"Oh, they can totally pass the Turing test."
Archer
"because you are not gonna find any gunshot residue"
Archer
"- You never know... - Uh, figure of speech?"
Archer
"No-o-o!"
Archer
"Aw, damn you! Goddamn you all to hell!"
Archer
"- I don't want to... - Hold it! Hold it right there!"
Archer
"Man down! Man down! Man down!"
Archer
"What the hell happened here?"
Archer
"In fact, everybody put your hands in your damn pockets!"
Archer
"Well, sweetheart, today just might be your lucky day."
Archer
"What? You're gonna park in an alley, and let me go"
Archer
"- if I give you a blow job? - Mmmm... no."
Archer
"So, how's it feel to be such an idiot?"
Archer
"- What on earth is going on? - Because whatever it is, my client had"
Archer
"- Too obscure? - I mean..."
Archer
"Aha! But his CPU is working perfectly!"
Archer
"- And he witnessed everything! Copley? - Yep, yep, yep!"
Archer
"Ba-Ba-Ba-Batter-r-ry l-l-l-low."
Archer
"- Goddamn it! - No-ho!"
Archer
"Absolutely. And thank you for the autograph."
Archer
"presenting you evidence of Miss Kane's guilt tomorrow morning."
Archer
"Oh, yes. Yes."
Archer
"Come to my house tonight, and we'll talk."
Archer
"Okay, count off!"
Archer
"Goddamn it. Would you go?"
Archer
"We're hugging it out!"
Archer
"Nghung. Wait."
Archer
"Oh!"
Archer
"It's got spinoff written all over it."
Archer
"At this rate, we'll be here all night."
Archer
"Hmm. Also, why are we wearing tuxedos?"
Archer
"Oh, man. We're just like the Wonder Twins, right?"
Archer
"Oh! Uh, both. Sorry."
Archer
"You were saying... Mexico? After..."
Archer
"Oh, darling. Don't you know I do?"
Archer
"Oh, it's not Alan's fault, darling."
Archer
"And you live for that, don't you?"
Archer
"Making men fall in love with you?"
Archer
"Good night, sweet prince."
Archer
"So, you're actually kind of nuts, huh?"
Archer
"But... But how?"
Archer
"So, all this time, you knew that I killed Ellis."
Archer
"Then you were trying so hard to make Lana look guilty?"
Archer
"- Well, yeah, but... - You knew that I was secretly having"
Archer
"- Yes. - Well, bravo, Archer. Bravo."
Archer
"- We made millions! - I mean, Jesus!"
Archer
"And all this time, I thought it was just a sex tape!"
Archer
"Yes, darling, but only to you."
Archer
"So, no, Archer. I didn't confess."
Archer
"Not to a crime, anyway. But I'm afraid I do have to confess"
Archer
"- Really? - My God, yes."
Archer
"But unfortunately... -"
Archer
"Who puts a table there?"
Archer
"You don't need to get tested, they have a suspect."
Archer
"Geezy Petes!"
Archer
"Sterling!"
Archer
"- Oh, my God, that dress? - Right?"
Archer
"But as for Tennessee Tuxedo here, I want to talk to her."
Archer
"See if she knows who tried to weight him down..."
Archer
"with an ounce of lead. Found it on the ground, over there by the table."
Archer
"Yeah, probably why they put them on there."
Archer
"Rimshot."
Archer
"And maybe if she murdered this guy."
Archer
"Yeah, you don't have to say it every time."
Archer
"- Hey, this is a crime scene! - Hang on, hang on!"
Archer
"- Thanks. Thanks, assholes! - Yeah. Yeah, right?"
Archer
"Probably Mexico. Go to John Huston's house,"
Archer
"No-o-o!"
Archer
"Ster-ling!"
Archer
"Ellis Crane, both professional and personal..."
Archer
"You are all persons of interest in an active homicide investigation."
Archer
"Wait. Can't you eliminate us by testing our hands"
Archer
"Yes, we can."
Archer
"And that's exactly what we're gonna do, smart guy."
Archer
"So we're gonna need everybody to come down to the station,"
Archer
"so, uh, we can test your hands for gunshot residue!"
Archer
"Yeah, hi. Alan Shapiro, attorney for Veronica Deane?"
Archer
"- Ohhh! - Yeah. Super."
Archer
"like a common criminal before God knows how many cameras,"
Archer
"every one of which was tipped off by the LAPD!"
Archer
"I-I... Well, no. No."
Archer
"- We wouldn't want that. - She will, however..."
Archer
"Thank you. That's very accommodating."
Archer
"Get a load of Obi-Wan-Attorney."
Archer
"So, should we head there now, or..."
Archer
"No, let's say tomorrow. Elevenish?"
Archer
"- Elevenish it is! - Looking forward to it."
Archer
"- She's... a movie star! - Yeah. Because she's special."
Archer
"Well, I don't really want to go down to the police station either, so..."
Archer
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