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Clips from King of the Hill - Pregnant Paws (S03E03)

"100.4. SHE'S READY FOR A STUD."
King of the Hill
"PEGGY, QUICK, CALL BUCK STRICKLAND."
King of the Hill
"JUST PRESS "PEGGY'S MOTHER.""
King of the Hill
"( chuckling )"
King of the Hill
"ARLEN FLORIST."
King of the Hill
"I'VE GOT SOME LONG-STEM ROSES FOR JIMMY HELSTROM."
King of the Hill
"( car engine starting )"
King of the Hill
"( tires squealing )"
King of the Hill
"WHAT THE "H" ARE YOU DOING?"
King of the Hill
"IT'S CALLED THE TELLINGTON TOUCH."
King of the Hill
"IT'S A BODY AWARENESS TECHNIQUE."
King of the Hill
"MY GRANDMOTHER QUILTED THAT BLANKET."
King of the Hill
"PEGGY, NO."
King of the Hill
"I CAN'T MOVE HER FOR TWO HOURS."
King of the Hill
"SHE JUST MATED."
King of the Hill
"JUST GIVE ME THE FREAKING BLANKET."
King of the Hill
"THOUGHT YOU COULD OUTSMART ME, DID YOU..."
King of the Hill
"J. HELSTROM?"
King of the Hill
"( snarling )"
King of the Hill
"HEY, BOBBY, COME STAND WITH ME."
King of the Hill
"OKAY."
King of the Hill
"YOU KNOW, I JUST DON'T LIKE TO DRINK ALONE."
King of the Hill
"( slurping )"
King of the Hill
"FRIENDS?"
King of the Hill
"YEAH."
King of the Hill
"UH, I GOT TO GIVE LADY BIRD HER HORMONE BISCUIT."
King of the Hill
"LET ME SEE THAT."
King of the Hill
"AND MY PARENTS GOT ME LADY BIRD."
King of the Hill
"BUT YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG."
King of the Hill
"YOUR PARENTS HAD THAT DOG A WHOLE YEAR"
King of the Hill
"BEFORE YOU CAME ALONG."
King of the Hill
"AS I RECALL"
King of the Hill
"YOUR MAMA WAS HAVING TROUBLE GETTING PREGNANT"
King of the Hill
"EVENTUALLY, THEY JUST GAVE UP"
King of the Hill
"ON EVER HAVING A CHILD OF THEIR OWN"
King of the Hill
"AND THEY DID THE NEXT BEST THING."
King of the Hill
"OH, HANK, THANK YOU."
King of the Hill
"YEAH."
King of the Hill
"YEAH."
King of the Hill
"HEY, HEY."
King of the Hill
"BUT HERE I AM, A CHILD."
King of the Hill
"A CHILD DOESN'T JUST COME OUT OF NOWHERE."
King of the Hill
"MR. DAUTERIVE, WAS I ADOPTED?"
King of the Hill
"IF YOU GET ME SOME MORE OF THESE COOKIES."
King of the Hill
"BUT THOSE ARE DOG HORMONE BISCUITS"
King of the Hill
"AND IT'S TWO MILES AWAY."
King of the Hill
"UH-HUH. UH-HUH."
King of the Hill
"WE'LL TAKE THE NEXT FLIGHT OUT."
King of the Hill
"INTO AN IN-VITRO FERTILIZATION PROGRAM"
King of the Hill
"UP AT MICHIGAN STATE."
King of the Hill
"THEY'RE USING THIS NEW EXPERIMENTAL FERTILITY DRUG."
King of the Hill
"I FIGURE IF IT'S SAFE ENOUGH FOR HUMANS IN FRANCE"
King of the Hill
"IT'S PROBABLY SAFE ENOUGH FOR DOGS IN AMERICA."
King of the Hill
"HANK HILL, IF YOU ARE THINKING OF FLYING YOUR DOG"
King of the Hill
"TO MICHIGAN TO GET HER PREGNANT"
King of the Hill
"DO NOT BOTHER BUYING A ROUND-TRIP TICKET."
King of the Hill
"BUT I NEED THOSE MILES"
King of the Hill
"TO GET TO MY GREAT-AUNT'S FUNERAL NEXT YEAR."
King of the Hill
"FINE. GO."
King of the Hill
"JUST DO NOT EXPECT ME TO BE HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK."
King of the Hill
"GREAT NEWS, LADY BIRD."
King of the Hill
"WE'RE GOING TO..."
King of the Hill
"OH, MY GOD!"
King of the Hill
"LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT, LADY BIRD."
King of the Hill
"YOU WORK FOR ME."
King of the Hill
"OH, YOU'RE STILL HERE."
King of the Hill
"LADY BIRD'S GONE!"
King of the Hill
"WHAT HAPPENED?"
King of the Hill
"I DON'T KNOW."
King of the Hill
"MAYBE YOU LEFT HER PEN OPEN..."
King of the Hill
"BY MISTAKE, OF COURSE, AND SHE RAN AWAY."
King of the Hill
"YOU'RE BLAMING ME?!"
King of the Hill
"I WOULD HAVE TO BE PRETTY PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE"
King of the Hill
"TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT"
King of the Hill
"AND SPIT IN YOUR COFFEE EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK."
King of the Hill
"BUT WAIT... WAIT A MINUTE."
King of the Hill
"SIGNED, DALE GRIBBLE, BOUNTY HUNTER.""
King of the Hill
"DAMN IT, DALE!"
King of the Hill
"TWO DAYS AND FOUR HOURS AGO"
King of the Hill
"( kiaiing )"
King of the Hill
"FREEZE! BOUNTY HUNTER!"
King of the Hill
"( theme from Sanford and Son playing )"
King of the Hill
"FREEZE!"
King of the Hill
"I WISH LADY BIRD WERE HERE."
King of the Hill
"SHE DOESN'T NEED A MAP."
King of the Hill
"I AM SICK OF YOU ACTING"
King of the Hill
"LIKE YOU CARE MORE ABOUT THAT DOG"
King of the Hill
"THAN YOU DO ABOUT ME, YOUR HUMAN WIFE."
King of the Hill
"I DON'T CARE MORE ABOUT..."
King of the Hill
"SHE'S GOING TO DEHYDRATE IN THERE."
King of the Hill
"BETWEEN THIS SUN AND THE INCREDIBLE AIRTIGHT CONSTRUCTION"
King of the Hill
"I'D SAY SHE'S GOT ABOUT FIVE MINUTES."
King of the Hill
"I'M GOING IN."
King of the Hill
"AS SOON AS YOU STEP FOOT OUT THERE"
King of the Hill
"PEGGY, HOW WOULD YOU EVER GET STUCK IN A TRUCK?"
King of the Hill
"THAT'S NOT THE POINT."
King of the Hill
"TRYING TO GET LADY BIRD PREGNANT"
King of the Hill
"AND YOU NEVER JUMPED THROUGH ANY HOOPS FOR ME."
King of the Hill
"OF COURSE NOT. WHY WOULD I?"
King of the Hill
"OH, SEE? YOU ADMIT YOU LOVE HER MORE."
King of the Hill
"'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, WHERE'S THE ROMANCE?"
King of the Hill
"WITH LADY BIRD, IT DOESN'T MATTER."
King of the Hill
"SHE'S NOT MY WIFE."
King of the Hill
"YOU'RE MY WIFE."
King of the Hill
"WELL, I KNOW. IT'S JUST..."
King of the Hill
"( sniffling )"
King of the Hill
"WELL, SOMETIMES A WOMAN NEEDS TO HEAR IT."
King of the Hill
"WHY WOULD YOU BE JEALOUS OF LADY BIRD?"
King of the Hill
"DO YOU?"
King of the Hill
"I DON'T KNOW."
King of the Hill
"I THINK I'D RATHER HAVE ANOTHER BABY RIGHT NOW"
King of the Hill
"THAN ANOTHER PUPPY."
King of the Hill
"ME, TOO."
King of the Hill
"THAT'S WHY I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET LADY BIRD PREGNANT."
King of the Hill
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE MEN IN THAT BAR TOLD YOU"
King of the Hill
"BUT THAT IS NOT HOW YOU HAVE A BABY."
King of the Hill
"I KNOW THAT."
King of the Hill
"I ALWAYS KIND OF BELIEVED THAT PLAYING WITH THAT PUPPY"
King of the Hill
"WAS THE ONE THING THAT FINALLY RELAXED ME AND MY URETH..."
King of the Hill
"UH... WELL, ME"
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