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Clips from King of the Hill - Pregnant Paws (S03E03)

"EXCEPT THE DEAF ONE."
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"YEP."
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"THERE'S SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU."
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"BUT THE ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT SAID"
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""BUCK, STOP LETTING THE EMPLOYEES"
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"PUT YOUR LEMONS IN A VISE.""
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"DONNA SAID THAT?"
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"I FINALLY DECIDED TO BREED HER"
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"AND I WAS HOPING ONE OF YOUR STUDS..."
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"WHOO-EE!"
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"ONE OF MY BOYS FINALLY GETS"
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"TO "HOWDY, MA'AM" THE DEBUTANTE."
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"YOU KNOW MY TERMS."
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"$500, THE FIRST SESSION, $400, EACH ADDITIONAL SESSION"
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"AND PLEASE, NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY."
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"WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME"
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"SO LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT."
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"We don't have much time, so let's get right to it."
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"In the next four hours"
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"we'll find out if you've got what it takes"
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"to wear this hat."
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"LADY BIRD IS GOING TO BE A MOMMY."
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"SEEMS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY"
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"ON ACCOUNT OF ME NOT HAVING"
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"ANY BROTHERS AND SISTERS TO PLAY WITH."
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"IF I'D BEEN OLD ENOUGH TO TALK"
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"I WOULD'VE ASKED FOR A MONKEY."
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"BUT I GUESS THINGS WORKED OUT OKAY."
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"IS EVERYTHING...?"
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"LADY BIRD HILL, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL."
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"( solemnly ): LUANNE, TAKE OFF HER UNDERWEAR."
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"YEAH, YEAH, YEAH."
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"OKAY, YOU LEARNED KICKING DOWN DOORS"
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"YOU LEARNED MUSTACHES, MAILMAN SUITS AND OTHER DISGUISES."
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"( choking ): YES."
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"AH, GOOD. TAKE YOUR SEAT."
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"A, A, B, A, C."
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"OH, UH... THIS IS MY WIFE PEGGY."
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"I TAKE CARE OF OUR SON."
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"SO, WHAT'LL IT BE--"
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"AH, WELL, THAT'S SWEET."
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"OOH, THIS PLACE GIVES ME THE DEJA-VUS."
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"IT'S JUST LIKE WHEN WE WERE TRYING TO GET PREGNANT."
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"HOW DO I SAY THIS WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR HEARTS?"
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"NO."
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"OH, GOD."
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"DAMN."
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"I KNEW IT! I'LL NEVER GET PREGNANT."
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"WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?"
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"IT'S HANK'S FAULT."
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"WHAT?!"
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"YOU WERE BORN WITH A NARROW URETHRA."
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"BUT... BUT... BUT THAT, UH... THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE."
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"THE LAB REPORTS CONFIRM IT, ALTHOUGH I SUSPECTED AS MUCH"
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"WHEN IT TOOK YOU 30 MINUTES TO PRODUCE A URINE SAMPLE."
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"HANK, PLEASE CALM DOWN."
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"YOUR URETHRA WILL DISAPPEAR."
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"FOR STARTERS, WE CAN TRANSITION YOU TO BOXER SHORTS."
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"I CAN PRESCRIBE A SPECIFIC SERIES OF SEXUAL TECHNIQUES."
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"A SERIES?"
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"ARE YOU SUGGESTING I BREAK THE LAW?"
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"HE IS JUST TRYING TO HELP US."
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"I SAW SOMETHING ON THE NEWS"
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"ABOUT A PROCEDURE CALLED IN-VITRO FERTILIZATION."
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"THEY MIX YOUR BOYS WITH ONE OF MY LADIES IN A TEST TUBE."
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"ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL?"
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"IT'S SCIENCE RUN AMOK."
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"IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE, MR. HILL."
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"THEY'VE TESTED IT ON ANIMALS."
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"COULDN'T WE JUST TRY IT?"
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"NO! IT'S WRONG ON HUMANS AND IT'S WRONG ON ANIMALS."
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"BY MY MOTHER AND FATHER, NOT A TEST TUBE."
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"SO IS LADY BIRD GOING TO BE A MOMMY?"
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"SORRY, HANK."
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"IT AIN'T THE STUD'S FAULT, IT'S LADY BIRD'S."
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"I'M AFRAID SHE'S GOT A NARROW UTERUS."
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"AH, NO!"
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"SO SHE CAN'T HAVE PUPPIES?"
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"WELL, STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED."
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"BUT, NO, SHE CAN'T."
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"I KNOW IT HURTS, LADY BIRD."
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"IN A LITTLE PLASTIC BAG"
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"AND THROW IT OUT."
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"HEY! GET OFF HER."
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"BUDDY, NO."
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"I'M SO SORRY."
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"HEY, IT'S ALL RIGHT."
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"NO HARM, NO FOUL."
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"THE VET SAID SHE WILL NEVER KNOW THE PLEASURES OF MOTHERHOOD."
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"IN FACT..."
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"OH, NOT AT ALL. WE WERE IN THE SAME SITUATION WITH BUDDY'S MOTHER."
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"TURNS OUT THERE'S ALL SORTS OF THINGS YOU CAN DO."
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"THERE ARE? LIKE WHAT?"
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"BODY WORK..."
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"SURGERY."
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"WOW, I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING."
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"DO YOU AND YOUR BROTHER HAVE TIME TO GRAB A BEER?"
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"UH, SURE."
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"I KNOW JUST THE PLACE."
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"AND ATTEMPTED MURDER OF A POLICE OFFICER."
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"HE'S BEEN ON THE RUN ABOUT TWO DAYS."
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"OOH, ME, ME. I'LL TAKE IT."
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"I HAD MY HAND UP FIRST."
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"TO THESE OTHER GUYS?"
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"YOU'RE JUST SOME DELUDED BUG SPRAYER"
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"WHO TOOK A FOUR-HOUR COURSE, LEARNED CHOKE HOLDS"
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"AND GOT A HAT."
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"HMM, YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH MY CREDENTIALS"
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"YET YOU STILL REFUSE TO GIVE ME A CASE?"
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"IF IT WILL SHUT YOU UP..."
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"100.7."
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"WOW, IT'S HOT IN A DOG'S HEAD."
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"OH, I LOVE THE BLOOPERS."
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"I'M GOING TO PINPOINT THE EXACT PERFECT MOMENT"
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"HANK, THAT THERMOMETER'S FOR COMPANY."
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"YOU KNOW THAT."
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"BUT I WAS USING IT."
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"I DON'T SEE WHY."
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"AND BEFORE IT ALL WENT HORRIBLY WRONG"
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"TO GET LADY BIRD PREGNANT."
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