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Clips from Get Hard (2015)

"You know, to get respect from the other inmates."
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"Let me hear some of it."
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"All right. Ahem."
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"Hey, pal. I'm about to tear you a new ass."
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"You gonna have to do a little better than that, James."
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"Hey, I'm about to tear you a new ass."
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"Okay. All right."
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"I'm gonna punch you in the fuck!"
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"You're gonna be my grand-bitch!"
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"Yeah. You're about to 20 likes on Instafuck."
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"If I see you around here again, I'm gonna put a hashtag on your ass."
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"And see how many hits it gets."
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"- Hmm? - Oh, my God."
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"Hope you brought your Costco card, because you're about to get dick in bulk!"
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"What? This is so dark."
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"How does a prix fixe dinner of five courses of dick sound?"
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"- You eat organic? - What?"
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"How about fresh farm-to-table, a purée of my balls!"
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"Where is this stuff coming from, James?"
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"James, this is sick. You gotta be crazy to think of this."
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"Thank you. I've got about six hours more."
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"That's good, James. That's really good."
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"I hope you brought your dick punch-card because the eighth dick is free."
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"Shit! Okay."
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"That's not bad, James."
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"That's not bad at all."
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"Progress."
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"Peter piper picked a peck of pickled cocks!"
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"- Hello. - What's all this stuff?"
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"In Scotland, they're referred to as chibs."
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"In fact, I made this one for you."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Just to say thank you for all the hard work."
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"Oh, man."
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"That's nice. That's cool."
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"Whoa, whoa. Don't hold it by the blade. Haven't you ever held one before? Right here."
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"Now what do you do? You know what I mean?"
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"What the hell? Where'd that come from?"
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"How to keister? Up the keister?"
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"Look, the electronic toothbrush part, it still works."
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"Cut it off. Get it out of my face, man."
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"It's okay. Put it back. God."
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"Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Please."
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"- Do you want me to teach you how? - No, I'm gonna pass on that."
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"It starts with a simple inverse inhale."
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"James, stop it."
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"I don't wanna know."
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"I'm positive. I just wanna ask you one question."
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"I was over there, and I was touching all those shanks."
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"- Keistered? - Yeah. Were they keistered?"
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"We're about to simulate a prison riot."
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"Understand that this is the most dangerous situation there is."
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"Some roosters, some mangly homeless guys, whatever he's got."
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"- He's really excited about this. - Okay. Let's do it."
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"No. We don't have that type of time. Cecelio!"
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"Why don't we have enough time?"
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"Lights!"
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"Go! Go! Go!"
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"Cecelio! Release the chickens!"
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"Stop freaking out!"
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"It's fucking beautiful!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- God! - Oh, my God."
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"Shit!"
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"- I'm cut! - No, you cut me, man!"
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"You stabbed me!"
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"- No, I didn't! - Yes, you did!"
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"I told you, don't freak out! You freaked out! God! Wait..."
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"- No, I'm okay. - Hold up."
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"It's just the wine."
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"I see all the wine, man."
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"I totally feel fine."
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"- Oh, fuck! - What? It's a..."
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"Oh."
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"Hey, don't freak out."
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"- I'm gonna pull it. - Okay."
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"Oh, my God."
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"It's like a fishhook. The more you pull, the deeper it lodges."
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"It's sticking right out of my head."
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"Oh, shit. I'm so scared."
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"Ow!"
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"- Oh, God! - You drove it in a little deeper."
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"Oh, God. Oh, James, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
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"- Is my eye twitching? - No!"
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"- Let's play a memory game, okay? Engage. - Yes."
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"- Give me 12 months. - Months."
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"- No. - Four..."
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"- What is baked potato? - Wait. Did I leave one out?"
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"Thanks for driving me to college, Dad."
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"What? What the fuck?"
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"But don't start crying when you drop me off at the dorm, because then I'll start crying."
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"I love you, Dad."
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"Love you too, man."
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"- Are we at Coachella? - No, James!"
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"Mm."
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"This is delicious."
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"- Okay, James. James. - Grr."
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"Stop. Stop. You don't have to eat like that. You're on furlough."
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"Mm."
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"Sorry. It's part of my training."
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"If you let someone mess with your food, you're a punk."
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"Do you understand you're gonna get him killed before he even gets to prison?"
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"- He's a great teacher. - See that?"
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"And a great friend."
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"Gosh, me neither."
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"Darnell, have you every shared with James the story of how you went away?"
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"No, he hasn't."
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"Well, he's not really ready for that right now."
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"And I got Makayla at the table."
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"I mean, she's the daughter of a convicted felon. She's strong."
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"- Mm-hm. - Good point."
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"We was just some boys in the hood."
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"Me, my man, Ricky, and Doughboy."
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"Doughboy's real name was Russell. We was close, man."
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"Ricky was star quarterback. You know, he had a college future."
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"He was our golden boy, you know?"
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"Me and Doughboy said we'll go this way."
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"Ricky said he'll go this way."
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"I grab him. I got his head on my arm. I'm looking. I'm like, Ricky!"
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"Ricky!"
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