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Clips from Get Hard (2015)

"You ready, motherfucker?"
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"Just a second!"
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"Hello?"
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"- You ready, motherfucker?! - Aah!"
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"- Oh, it burns! - Pepper spray, bitch!"
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"On the inside, there's somebody on every corner to fuck you up!"
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"Prison school is in session, bitch! You already failing."
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"Okay. What's next?"
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"What the...?! How many motherfuckers live here?!"
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"All right. Let's get started."
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"This right here is my prison readiness program."
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"If you follow this guide and do exactly what I say you will survive in prison."
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"Keistering."
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"- What's keistering? - Slow down! You ain't ready for that."
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"You're the teacher."
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"And I just want you to know I'll do whatever it takes to survive and get my life back."
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"That's good, because let me tell you something:"
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"You're gonna have to work harder than you ever worked before."
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"When you was at Harvard, did you ever get raped for failing a test?"
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"I think that's more of a Yale thing."
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"Now from this point on, this ain't your house no more."
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"- This San Quentin! You understand me? - Okay."
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"It's good."
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"Go upstairs, turn this place into prison."
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"It will be our pleasure to repay you for your many kindnesses."
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"Put that in there in front of the statues with the dicks."
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"James, listen to me."
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"The key to survival in prison lies in the following simple questions:"
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"Are you hard? And can you handle yourself?"
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"That's good. Let me see what your mad-dog face look like."
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"- I'm sorry. What's a mad dog? - You a mad dog!"
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"- Take whatever you want! - Let me see that!"
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"- Stop! I beg of you! - Like a pit bull with no leash."
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"In prison, a mad-dog face is essential to your survival. Do you understand me, James?"
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"Exactly what it is. Now, convey that shit. Let me see it."
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"- That's terrible. - Ha, ha."
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"No, that's horrible, man. Anger. You gotta show me anger."
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"Come on, man!"
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"- Unh! - That's your mad... That's it?!"
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"- You happy about that? - No."
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"Then get mad! She gonna leave you? What is she doing?"
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"She probably on her knees sucking somebody dick in the back seat of a truck."
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"Show..."
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"Oh. Oh. Come on. Come on."
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"- James? - You think that's a strategy that could work?"
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"Hey, listen up, everyone. I'm extremely sad."
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"Please don't sexually assault me. I'm already too sad."
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"Hey, fellas. My heart's already been raped."
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"I don't wanna do this anymore. Let's move on. Okay?"
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"We're moving on from the mad dog. James, can you fight?"
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"What?"
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"You had to change your clothes for this?"
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"What the fuck are you doing, man?"
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"It's called capoeira."
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"It's a Brazilian martial art."
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"But don't be fooled by its beauty and grace."
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"It's actually quite deadly."
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"This is deadly?"
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"That's deadly?"
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"- Stab. - Ow."
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"- Stab. - Stop."
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"- Stabbity-stab, stab, stab! - Ow. Ow!"
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"The fuck are you doing, man?"
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"Shit ain't gonna save you in San Quentin!"
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"Well, that may not, but you haven't seen my Bênção kick."
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"- Your what?! - My Bênção kick."
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"Look what your dumb ass done did. Stab."
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"James. I gotta tell ya. I just can't imagine what you must be going through."
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"It is so nice to talk to you."
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"What's the latest from the investigators? The investigators?"
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"- Chinese hackers. They're pretty sure. - Hey!"
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"I know I'm not crazy. Didn't I tell you to get off the phone? Get off the phone."
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"Your time is up!"
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"That was important to me!"
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"When you got a line of inmates waiting to use the phone..."
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"...you do not wanna piss them off, James."
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"I'm going to fuck you up, Mr. James!"
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"I'm not a puto."
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"James is talking to somebody."
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"- He'll never put two and two together. - No, stop it!"
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"- This is your fault! - What?"
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"Well, you couldn't get him to take the plea deal."
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"Instead of him going to prison, you got him 30 days to be out there, running around..."
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"...fucking things up!"
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"I had to make it look good. You throw a fight, you don't go down in the first round. It's fine."
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"There you go."
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"All right, James. Look, you're gonna get in a fight on the inside. Okay?"
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"You don't need to win, but you need to show these guys..."
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"...that you're not afraid to fight back. Get used to fighting. See those guys over there?"
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"- Yes. - Go over there and fight one of them."
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"That's insane!"
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"They're behemoths. They would break my spine."
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"So you gotta shake that fear. I want you to go and punch that big-ass dude in the mouth."
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"Oh, my God. My heart is pounding."
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"Who the fuck are you, man?"
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"I wanna fight you."
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"What?"
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"You picked the wrong day to come to the park."
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"You about to get some right now, motherfucker."
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"What the fuck is that, man?"
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"I'm gonna break it off, make you eat it."
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"You fuck your mother with that dick?"
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"Get back here, bitch!"
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"Oh, no! Please don't hurt my body! Aah!"
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"Help me!"
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"You will no longer refer to this area as a tennis court. From this point on, this is the yard."
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"Understand something, James. The yard is the most deadliest part of prison."
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"It's where you get your few precious minutes of fresh air and sunlight. Understand?"
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"Fresh air."
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"How many times did I breathe in clean air, fragrant with lavender, and take it for granted?"
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"- I'm just saying. - Shut up, James."
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"You gotta step carefully because if you step in the wrong place..."
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"...you'll end up in the wrong territory. For a person like you that can't fight..."
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"- Before you get mollywhopped. - Okay, Darnell."
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"- Yeah, I suggest you walk, white boy. Walk! - All right. I'm walking."
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"- Turn around and walk! - I'm walking."
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"- You got a problem, gringo? - Darnell, what are you doing?"
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"Darnell? Who's Darnell, ése? You're looking at Carlos."
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"I suggest you walk wherever you came from, ése, before you have a problem."
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"- I was trying to leave that area. - You need to go back..."
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