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Clips from Get Hard (2015)

"Why do you look like that?"
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"Just eat your fucking salads."
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"Let's just leave this material world behind."
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"- You could sell Chiclets on the road. - What?"
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"Look, we'll work out the details later."
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"Let's go."
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"But I thought you loved me forever."
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"Well, now you know."
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"This is the U.S. Marshal Service."
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"James King, exit the building and surrender to custody immediately."
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"Shit!"
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"You scared the shit out of me, man."
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"What you doing in the trunk?"
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"I just needed a place to regroup."
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"You know, fresh start."
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"- I lost everything because of you! - I didn't do it!"
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"Fuck someone!"
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"Fuck a tit!"
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"Fuck a tit hard!"
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"For the love of Alan Greenspan."
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"Fuck! My life is ruined."
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"Yeah. No, we all did. I just didn't wanna bring it up first, that's all."
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"Come on. They're probably sending you to some Club Fed prison."
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"You'll be playing tennis and golf, you know."
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"- I'm going to be attending San Quentin. - They're sending you to San Quentin?"
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"Oh."
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"- What? - Oh, God!"
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"They fucking in San Quentin."
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"- Oh. - Everybody gets the dick."
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"You're not gonna get it. You'll be in for three months."
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"- Oh! Oh! - Why do you say it like that?"
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"It's not as bad as I've heard, is it?"
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"If you heard everybody fucking, it is. That's how bad it is."
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"They might as well call it San Fucking, man."
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"I don't wish that on my worst enemy. You talking about bad? That's bad."
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"The fact that I went to prison?"
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"Yes. Look, you did your time."
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"You paid your debt. And we as society..."
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"...should welcome you back, and we do."
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"You and I are exactly the same."
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"Statistical analysis is what I do. Here's the deal:"
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"One out of three black men will find themselves incarcerated during their lifetime."
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"- Imagine a pizza, okay? - Okay."
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"One of those pieces of pizza will be thrown in jail at some point during it's life."
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"You know what? Let me give you my statistical analysis."
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"You going to San Quentin. There's 100 percent chance..."
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"...so now here comes the guy that wants to rub your face."
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"I like his hair. He's breathing on you."
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"What if I speak to all the bitches and we organize..."
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"...form a union, and we put our feet down and say, Enough!"
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"- There's gotta be more of us than them. - There's not."
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"Better luck on handling yourself!"
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"You expect me to help you? I'm supposed to teach you what?"
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"How to prevent this:"
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"- All right, stop. - You could train me."
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"You could be the Athena to my Odysseus."
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"I don't even know what the fuck that is, man!"
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"Whatever it takes."
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"- Done. - Oh..."
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"Okay."
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"Yup. Yeah."
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"- Fantastic. - All right."
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"What are you doing?"
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"What are you trying to do?"
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"- Shake? You wanna shake my hand? - Oh, regular."
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"- It's a deal. We got a deal. - Excellent."
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"- Thank you, Darnell. - I'll see you in the morning, convict."
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"- Shake. It's fine. - Okay."
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"Yes! Thank you!"
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"Thank you, Jesus!"
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"I'm getting the house."
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"Why would he hire you?"
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"- Because he thinks I went to prison, babe. - That's the part I don't get."
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"- Why would you tell him that? - I didn't. He assumed that."
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"- He assumed it? - Yes!"
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"So what reason did you give him to assume that you went to jail?"
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"I was being black."
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"- This is nuts. - Okay. I don't get what's nuts to you."
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"In 30 days, we'll have the money, the house will be ours. What is the problem?"
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"The problem is he is never going to believe that you went to jail."
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"You are not exactly a thug."
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"I don't have to be a thug to portray a thug. Okay?"
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"Have a good night."
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"- Bitch! Don't walk away from me! - What the hell did you just say to me?"
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"What is that? I love you! I was playing!"
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"- Bitch. - What?"
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"- I didn't say nothing! - Oh."
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"Man, I didn't say nothing."
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"Hi, Dad?"
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"It's James."
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"I still love you."
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"Yeah. I had no idea that I was performing for a monster."
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"...and that's what inspired me to write this song..."
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"- If I can play it. - Great."
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"I can't see through walls"
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"And I can't read your mind"
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"But if I did I'd find"
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"I mean the small, small kinds"
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"But that **** James"
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"Will fall Hands against the prison wall"
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"He'll be choking on A mouthful of balls"
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"I hate to admit it, but it's a good song."
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"Now I'm gonna be dreaming about balls."
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"It's Darnell."
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"Your cousin. Your cousin, Darnell, man."
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"Hey, listen, Russell..."
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"...how would you like to make $500 just for telling me what prison was like."
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"Well, I don't wanna say that. Russell, I shouldn't have to say that."
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"For what?! What is...?"
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"Fine. Fine."
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"No! I'm not even wearing khakis."
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"Russell, can you please just help me, what I'm asking you for? Just start from the beginning."
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"No, no. Like, the beginning, the beginning. Like, the first day of prison."
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"On the first day?"
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"That's sad."
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"Russell, I'm sorry, did I just hear a gunshot?"
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"You gotta go. Okay. Bye."
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"Ready, mother...?"
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"Ready, mother...? Ready, mother...?"
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"Rita, Makayla, new house, good school."
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