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Clips from Get Hard (2015)

"Thank you. Bye."
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"Now, I heard a crazy story about you. This guy James King?"
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"I don't know how to explain what it's like to take money from someone like that."
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"It makes you wanna give it back to them..."
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"...which is actually available on iTunes tonight at midnight."
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"Okay, very nice. John Mayer, everybody."
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"Hey, Russell."
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"I'm a Cliff Huxtable pussy-looking motherfucker."
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"Oh. There's no warm-up?"
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"Rule number one: You always be on guard, okay?"
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"I'm so glad I hired you. This is just what I need."
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"But I buckled down and I succeeded."
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"- Yale. - I'm sorry."
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"Shut the fuck up!"
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"From now on this will be your cell."
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"You do not leave this room without my permission."
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"- For you to sleep on, señor. - Go on, we ain't got time for games."
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"Well, this is a rare moment for optimism because the answer to that is a resounding yes."
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"- Oh, shit. - What's your what, nigga?"
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"No!"
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"That's a mad dog."
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"Wow. I knew you were the right guy for the job."
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"So the idea is that I make a face that conveys the fact that I'd have no problem hurting you."
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"Okay. Ahem."
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"Ha!"
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"- Why you smiling? - I'm not smiling. I'm tense and I'm agitated."
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"- Your fiancée left you. - That's right!"
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"- I miss her so much. - What the fuck are you doing, James?"
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"I'm sad-dogging you."
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"No. I don't think it's a strategy that could work."
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"- Stab. Stab. - Guards! Guards!"
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"- Stab. - I'm dead."
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"- Hey, who are you talking to? - It's Darnell. He's helping me."
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"- I gotta go. I'll call you back. - Hang it up!"
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"- If I get more phone time. - Hang it up!"
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"Rosa!"
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"Great."
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"- All right. We got a problem. - What's that?"
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"I don't want him out there, playing detective with somebody."
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"- And find out who this Darnell is. - I'm on it. Right away."
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"Those are the type of guys you're gonna see in San Quentin."
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"Okay."
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"It's the size of your dick."
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"- Aah! Aah! Aah! - Come on! Get him! Get him!"
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"What happened to my tennis court?"
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"...it's not a good thing, James. It's not a good thing at all."
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"Right now, you in the brothers-only section. You got two seconds to get out."
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"- Who's Darnell?! - You are."
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"- Friendship. - Go back where you belong."
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"- Are you a woman? - I am if you want me to be."
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"You don't want my pocket."
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"- He ain't complaining. - You should get tested."
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"- Be my white knight. Save me. - Don't get your hopes up."
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"Are there any French gangs?"
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"Can I join the gang, s'il vous plaît?"
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"I've got a state-of-the-art gym 40 feet away."
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"Ain't no gyms in San Quentin."
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"Hey! Hey, you!"
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"Let's just rest here."
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"Look at his face. He looks like he's getting fucked right now."
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"Come on!"
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"I was in Nam!"
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"Darnell!"
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"Save me!"
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"You're in my world now, bitch!"
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"Mother... Shit!"
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"What? Dogs?"
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"You don't know when to quit, Mr. James."
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"You couldn't get past Cecelio and some Chihuahuas."
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"Tell me how you gonna escape San Quentin. Stop wasting my time, James."
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"- You're gonna learn how to suck dick. - What?!"
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"I heard you!"
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"Bottom line, James! I know what I'm talking about."
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"- Dual hand jobs. - No. No! I kill with these."
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"Look around you."
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"- Voted Flirtiest Brunch three years in a row. - What do I say? What do I literally say?"
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"Hey, hi. I'm James. You mind if I could give you a little head?"
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"- Hey, I'm James. - I wanna suck your dick."
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"- That's what they do. - What if someone says no?"
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"Oh, my gosh. I can't believe I'm about to do this."
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"Yes, go do it."
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"Okay."
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"Facial."
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"- You know, the gay game... - Uh-huh."
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"I'm not gay, man."
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"Where are you at, man?"
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"- Here. Right there. - Don't point it at me."
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"- I don't know. - Hm?"
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"Who are you gonna restore that Airstream camper with?"
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"We do it! And we do it hard!"
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"I want what they have."
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"I'm gonna make you my bitch's bitch!"
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"Who I fucked!"
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"Oh, shit."
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"That crazy is good."
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"I like that. I like that a lot."
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"Oh, these are shanks."
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"Or shivs."
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"I don't like them. They cause too much trouble."
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"I can turn it on with no hands."
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"I don't want to see that. I don't want to see that trick."
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"You sure?"
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"Were they, uh...?"
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"Most of them. Yeah."
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"Prisoners are scared. Guards are scared."
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"- Good Lord. What's gonna happen? - Cecelio's just gonna throw some stuff at you."
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"Music!"
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"Who wants to party?!"
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"Someone let me out!"
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"Cecelio, turn it off!"
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"Turn it off!"
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"- It's a shiv. It's just a shiv. - Yes, I know."
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"God. Oh, God."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
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"I know. Can you fucking just keep your head..."
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"- Answer the question. Is my eye twitching? - It look fine."
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"Summer, Christmas..."
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"- What? - Baked potato..."
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"No. You're right. You're right. Those are the months."
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"- This is where I need to get out. - James! No! No!"
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