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Clips from Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce - Rule #77: Don't Blow the Bubble (S02E02)

"Yeah, like a fancy hotel where we could..."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll look it up."
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"No, no, wait, I can't. I have a meeting at 2:00 at SheShe."
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"'Cause you are so full of shit."
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"I can't."
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"It's with my managing editor and the woman who hates me."
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"Okay, well, go pitch your divorce stories"
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"and then go to the hotel"
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"No! They stole it from us!"
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"because we will show you who's derivative-ing who."
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"Unbelievable, some vegan asshole..."
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"- Can you sign here, please? - Stole our frickin' faux-hos recipe,"
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"and he's tweeting it from his bakery."
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"- Thank you. - I saw it this morning."
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"Our new signature, the cruffin nookie."
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"Part muffin, part cookie, made with croissant dough"
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"- This is unbelievable. - Mm-hmm."
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"We're a vegan bakery."
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"Not anymore."
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"but now we're in L.A."
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"Jo, you're not even a vegan anymore, and I'm not a vegan."
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"I have to eat this sorry-ass way because I have allergies."
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"Take this delicious abomination,"
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"destroy all evidence of this."
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"Jo, I am an artist, and artists need to grow."
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"No growing. You hear me?"
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"You stay the exact same size."
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"No change."
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"this place better be piled high with vegan crap."
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"- Whoa. - Whoa."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Going somewhere?"
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"Yeah, a quick meeting out of the office."
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"You're gonna have to cancel it."
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"I have some bad news."
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"Grant Manning is dead."
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"What? When?"
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"Black diamond run, hit a tree."
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"- How awful. - Yeah."
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"he did not sign the divorce agreement before he died."
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"Albert, I've worked on that case for over a year."
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"Yeah, well, it's as if it never happened."
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"Annie is still his wife,"
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"and she's fighting his daughter for property."
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"What can I do?"
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"Be in the conference room at 2:00 P.M. to mediate."
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"Okay, be back in an hour."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're still leaving?"
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"- It starts. - No, Albert, it stops."
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"Then I'm done."
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"Everything's gonna be taken care of."
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"Yeah, sure. Why not?"
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"You are."
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"Walt."
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"I hired a Manny to play sports with the boys while Max is gone."
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"Yeah, he takes them surfing, plays tennis, football,"
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"No?"
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"So I will be Max's emotional proxy"
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"while Walt runs your ass off."
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"Come on, dude, we're just gonna have some fun, right?"
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"You mind if I warm up a little bit?"
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"No, stretch it out."
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"So he's a strapping young man,"
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"and your husband's out of town, and..."
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"- He's straight. - Mm-hmm."
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"And it's not even like that."
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"He's a good role model for the boys, so get your mind"
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"All right, your turn."
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"Max tells me Becca's pregnant?"
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"Wow, way to respect the cone of silence, Max."
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"Well, did you tell him there was no spousal dispensation?"
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"No."
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"Your kids are about to have a baby half-sibling."
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"I mean, if you think this is gonna get"
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"easier to break to Abby the longer you wait,"
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"No, Brittany's."
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"The housekeeper's name is Brittany?"
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"No, sorry, the... Brittany is my friend."
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"Marta is her housekeeper."
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"Marta got married in Guatemala, but she broke up in the U.S.,"
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"and she's been trying to get a divorce,"
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"but she needs her ex to sign the papers,"
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"and she has no idea where he is."
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"what we want from you is your unique angle."
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"many of whom are going through very difficult divorces."
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"if we could mix in some earthy, grounded stories with the fun."
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"But you're the sexy face of divorce, okay?"
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"No offense."
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"So we want to see you out there at, um, gallery openings"
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"and fashion shows, artisanal food fairs."
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"Barbara is going to oversee you on this."
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"Ooh, call Cowan and get a list of escorts."
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"I actually know one of those."
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"for someone who's gonna look good in the photo."
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"Ooh, get some buzzworthy men, or women, hey, whatever, right?"
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"plus some glam photos of Abby's adventures."
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"but I do think that this place needs both of us."
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"Gee, thanks, person who's been here five minutes."
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"Idea."
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"I think you should go on the dates instead of me."
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"I can tag along with a photographer"
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"First of all, I am glam."
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"Secondly, you're the sexy face."
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"I'm the brains."
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"That's what he said."
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"That is not exactly what he said."
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"This is too real."
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"The world is not ready for this."
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"Hell, I want to pretend to be you."
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"Yeah, but, you know, we could..."
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"I will set this thing up,"
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"Yes, I noticed that when I was driving in."
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"I guess I'll just have to get back in the car and go back."
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"Oh, come on, babe. It's just a meeting."
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"If I don't fix it today,"
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"- Where's Jonathan? - I have no idea."
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"You're the first face that I've seen."
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"Hello?"
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"Anybody here?"
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"I'm on a clock."
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