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Clips from Shameless - Own Your Shit (S07E07)

"Totally sure."
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"just swat his hands away. It's involuntary."
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"Okay."
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"I'll bring you guys some Cokes."
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"Who is that weird, creepy guy sitting with my sister?"
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"Uh, my brain-damaged brother."
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"Debbie sitting with him cool?"
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"- Yeah, of course. - All right."
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"- Hey. - Hey. Peppermint tea."
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"Sober tonic before headin' into work."
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"Come on."
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"I, um... I had a blast hangin' last night."
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"Yeah, the party was epic."
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"Might need to go light a few days to recover."
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"Oh, we can always hang out at my place next time."
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"What?"
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"Well, dude, come on."
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"You were all over me last night."
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"- We were drunk. - Call it whatever you want,"
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"but, uh, you couldn't keep your tongue off of me."
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"You were in heat,"
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"ready to hump anything that moves."
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"that you've got the hots for a trans dude."
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"I'm not scared of anything."
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"I-I'm into cock."
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"What, afraid you'll get your world rocked, Red?"
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"You do have a vagina, right?"
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"Like, technically, not philosophically?"
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"I have a cock for packing."
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"I have a... several silicone cocks for fucking."
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"I consider to have a cock connected to my body."
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"It's cool, okay?"
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"There's no need to be freaked out."
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"really hot friends"
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"who both have cocks."
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"See you later, friend."
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"Which one's the bigger scam?"
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"Uh..."
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"College has got to have an edge on that, right?"
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"Yeah, higher concentration maybe."
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"I don't know about an edge."
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"You not planning to come back?"
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"interning for a bunch of rich college friends."
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"Degrees bought and paid for by trust funds or whatever."
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"I tutor douche bags like that in Micro Engineering,"
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"and they'll still end up with the jobs."
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"It sucks ass, but..."
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"We could hack these fucks, and they wouldn't know what hit 'em."
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"Wait, w-what?"
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"Look, I'm already into their system"
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"helping them reboot the company, right?"
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"Easy access to reroute credit card payments"
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"This is what you came up here for?"
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"You're the smartest lowlife I know."
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"So you had an accident?"
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"I rode my skateboard into a bus."
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"Uh, shampoo, I think."
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"- Were you wearin' a helmet? - No."
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"Like strawberry shampoo or dandruff shampoo?"
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"Closer to strawberry, I think."
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"And I like babies. And I like your juicy booty."
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"Involuntary, right?"
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"Uh, do you have your own place?"
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"Yeah, with my sister."
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"Uh, sort of, I guess."
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"Your nipples are hard through your shirt."
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"Hmm."
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"So let me get this straight."
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"You have your own place,"
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"your own money, and nobody to take care of you?"
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"Neil, do you believe in fate?"
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"- Hey. - What's up?"
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"Mind if I use the washer? It's some of Liam's stuff."
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"Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Just keep your mouth shut."
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"The babies are still sleepin'."
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"We're waitin' to see on who gets sick."
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"These viruses... Deadly stuff, man."
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"It's V's, I guess."
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"I-I think I must've missed somethin'."
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"Uh, not really. She's just being weird"
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"- about the whole thing. - Must be what it's like"
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"for kids whose folks are going through a divorce."
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"the next minute you're picking on"
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"who you want to live with. It's stressin' me out."
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"Ah, they're both being stupid."
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"What's goin' on with you?"
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"Same old, same old."
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"Ah, dude, don't hold out on me."
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"I've been dealing with toddlers all day, talking ABCs,"
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"telling 'em what sounds a cow makes."
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"It's moo, motherfucker. It's moo."
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"I'm thinkin' about fuckin' one of my friends."
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"Sweet. Why... why even think about it?"
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"- Just do it. - He's got a vagina, kind of."
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"What, like a real vagina, or he acts like a pussy?"
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"No, no, like a real, live vagina,"
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"except I'm not supposed to call it that"
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"because the vagina's, like, a fuckin' nonfactor."
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"No, I think it's more like a man cave."
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"I don't even know if we're still talking about body parts."
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"Uh, you know..."
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"I re... I really like the guy,"
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"and, uh, he's... he's hot."
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"I don't want to mess up the friendship part,"
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"Right."
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"Is guy vag different from girl vag?"
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"Uh, don't worry about it. I'll be back for Liam's clothes."
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"Yo, thanks for the adult convo, Kev."
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"Glad I could help, man."
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"Hey, Etta,"
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"those suit guys hassling you again?"
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"Whose suits?"
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"Oh."
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"They offered me 100 grand for the lease,"
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"They're tryin' to kick you out of your apartment?"
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"I've lived in this place since the '50s,"
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"and now they're tryin' to buy out my lease"
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"and take my apartment, too."
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"You don't have to get run out by these guys."
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"I bet if you offered a few perks,"
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