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Clips from Shameless - Own Your Shit (S07E07)

"I turned around profits at the diner,"
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"and I asked for a raise, but how can I ensure my future?"
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"Well, you might want to consider a SEP IRA"
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"or a Roth IRA to prepare for the long term."
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"I'm surprised you messaged me again."
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"I know."
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"My rule's one time, but I could really use the tips,"
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"and, you know, you're a great lay."
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"No problem."
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"You might also want to consider bonds."
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"Some low risk, high yield."
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"Perhaps something more aggressive."
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"I can do all this stuff on a manager's salary?"
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"from being poor to rich."
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"- Ownership? - Yeah."
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"Anybody who's really rich, owns something."
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"Or lots of something."
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"Next time, we can just meet in my office."
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"Three hundred thirty-seven dollars per pint of blood."
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"I could sell two pints before my body goes into shock."
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"That would only last us a couple of months."
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"Ten dollars per square inch of skin."
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"Seems kind of low."
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"We still have time. I am not going to let Fiona"
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"Had some of your things at my house,"
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"so I thought I'd bring 'em by."
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"Oh, those fit you better than they fit me anyway."
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"You can just keep 'em."
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"Not sure what you want to do with the spare key, but..."
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"I can bring by your stuff later."
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"No need. Kev will pick it up."
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"- Fine. - Cool."
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"- Hey, V. - Hey."
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"Sorry. Kev put that one in with the colors."
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"- Thanks. - No problem."
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"That's what friends do for each other."
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"Jesus, any colder in here, we're gonna need parkas."
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"Really couldn't go to the Laundromat"
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"Well, just 'cause you want to ice everyone out"
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"- What's up with you? - What's up with me?"
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"I'm workin' around the clock."
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"Jesus, how hard can managing a fucking diner be"
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"for you to stop giving a shit about us and V?"
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"I'm not gonna apologize for gettin' my life together."
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"V will be fine once she realizes that self-improvement"
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"is not a crime, and so will all of you."
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"Guys, watch your backs."
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"You fuckin' seein' this?"
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"Is that a new washer/dryer"
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"gettin' delivered to Frank?"
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"Even the homeless get better stuff than us."
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"Okay, so which one"
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"This one's first. She gets the whole bundle."
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"- Oh, shit. - Hey!"
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"- Yo, bro. - Jesus."
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"Nah, nah, we're... We're good here."
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"Yeah?"
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"Fuck off, Joaquin."
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"Hey, you guys here to get the swab kit?"
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"- Just for the kid. - All right, just so you know,"
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"we got a special promo going on today if you're interested."
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"Get two DNA tests at half off,"
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"so, basically, you get one free."
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"Just for the kid, thanks."
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"What are my chances of being from the Motherland?"
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"As in Africa or as in..."
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"It's pretty fair, actually."
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"You know, I had the test done, and it changed my life."
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"Been there twice now."
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"Planning on moving there next year."
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"Even changed my name to Chuku."
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"What was your name before?"
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"My slave name was Lin."
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"Hey, what if we're in the same tribe, Mr. W?"
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"- How do you know we aren't? - You could find out."
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"We'll let you know when we get the results."
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"Our two-for-one special's kind of unbeatable."
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"If I find out"
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"any of your people owned any of my people,"
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"I'm gonna have to shoot you."
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"- Whoa! - Ow, ooh, oh!"
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"Ah."
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"Frank, aren't you supposed to be buried"
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"under some bulldozers?"
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"Take more than that to kill this cockroach."
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"Barmaids, whatever you have on tap for the wife and me."
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"- We gettin' married? - No."
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"It's a figure of speech."
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"No more running bar tab for sewer rat"
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"who never pays."
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"you're referring to Kermit,"
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"but I'm ready to reconcile my debt."
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"Give me the numbers."
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"How about just for the last 30 days?"
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"Two hundred twenty-three dollars and seventy-five cents."
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"It's gonna take real money, Frank."
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"Kev's not here for you to confuse."
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"What other kind of money is there?"
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"What, did you rob a bum there, Frank?"
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"Or a lousy stripper?"
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"for the homeless,"
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"I get to keep a nest egg for myself..."
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"The American way."
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"Hey, careful spending all that in one place."
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"That's a good point."
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"Mm."
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"Oh, my God, I'm crazy..."
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"Properly boozed and debt-free..."
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"What a way to live."
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"Neil?"
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"I took the bus."
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"Uh, you two know each other?"
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"This is my brother. Excuse him."
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"He was in an accident and says whatever he's thinking."
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"Hey, Neil, no tatas."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"and Franny seems to really like him."
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"I'm hungry."
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"I have to work, but I'll bring you a burger,"
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"- I could sit with him. - You sure you don't mind?"
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