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Clips from Shameless - Own Your Shit (S07E07)

You know, you're really wasting your best assets.

"You know, you're really wasting your best assets."

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You're a cash cow on the corner.

"You're a cash cow on the corner."

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You want me to be a prostitute?

"You want me to be a prostitute?"

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No, don't be ridiculous.

"No, don't be ridiculous."

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Competition is way too steep,

"Competition is way too steep,"

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but stick a sign with you and a baby in your arms

"but stick a sign with you and a baby in your arms"

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and just watch the middle-class pity roll in.

"and just watch the middle-class pity roll in."

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- Go. - Begging?

"- Go. - Begging?"

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Yep. Hey.

"Yep. Hey."

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Got your text. What's up?

"Got your text. What's up?"

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Uh, grab a bag.

"Uh, grab a bag."

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One of my teens from the youth center is moving in.

"One of my teens from the youth center is moving in."

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- Hey. - Hey.

"- Hey. - Hey."

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Hi. Appreciate it.

"Hi. Appreciate it."

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These shits are heavy.

"These shits are heavy."

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Nice.

"Nice."

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Gia got kicked out of the house.

"Gia got kicked out of the house."

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We're lucky the shelter had some space.

"We're lucky the shelter had some space."

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Hey, Frank didn't give him too much shit

"Hey, Frank didn't give him too much shit"

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about moving in, did he?

"about moving in, did he?"

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Gia's a her, not a him.

"Gia's a her, not a him."

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Her proper pronoun is "she."

"Her proper pronoun is "she.""

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Your dad's a local hero.

"Your dad's a local hero."

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Well, Frank is a Frank, not a dad,

"Well, Frank is a Frank, not a dad,"

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and his proper pronoun is "it."

"and his proper pronoun is "it.""

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We, uh... we hangin' tonight?

"We, uh... we hangin' tonight?"

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Hope so.

"Hope so."

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Jesus!

"Jesus!"

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Sorry.

"Sorry."

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Is this still her office?

"Is this still her office?"

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What's the problem?

"What's the problem?"

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No problem.

"No problem."

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I just came to report that Patsy's is doing great.

"I just came to report that Patsy's is doing great."

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We've been overcrowded on our off shifts,

"We've been overcrowded on our off shifts,"

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and our nighttime crowds are so heavy,

"and our nighttime crowds are so heavy,"

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we have to take names for tables.

"we have to take names for tables."

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- Good work. - Thanks.

"- Good work. - Thanks."

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me gettin' a reasonable cut.

"me gettin' a reasonable cut."

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Cut of what?

"Cut of what?"

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seein' as how I'm the reason that they increased.

"seein' as how I'm the reason that they increased."

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get a cut of the business profits?

"get a cut of the business profits?"

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I turned that place around.

"I turned that place around."

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Yeah, so we wouldn't close it down.

"Yeah, so we wouldn't close it down."

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I worked 24-7 and got it jumpin'.

"I worked 24-7 and got it jumpin'."

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That's above and beyond manager.

"That's above and beyond manager."

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and I'm not gettin' paid what I'm worth.

"and I'm not gettin' paid what I'm worth."

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Join the club.

"Join the club."

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Nobody making a paycheck is paid what they're worth.

"Nobody making a paycheck is paid what they're worth."

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Look, you have to own something to make real money,

"Look, you have to own something to make real money,"

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and Margo's the only owner around here.

"and Margo's the only owner around here."

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Fine. What about an additional 50 bucks a week?

"Fine. What about an additional 50 bucks a week?"

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You just got a raise.

"You just got a raise."

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So who's married to whom?

"So who's married to whom?"

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- We're married... - To each other.

"- We're married... - To each other."

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She's adopting son I have with jailbird.

"She's adopting son I have with jailbird."

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- And that's him? - No, this is Big Papa.

"- And that's him? - No, this is Big Papa."

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He's a good daddy and a good husband.

"He's a good daddy and a good husband."

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Jailbird in jail.

"Jailbird in jail."

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Not daddy anymore. New daddy, Big Papa.

"Not daddy anymore. New daddy, Big Papa."

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So weird how we have to keep explaining

"So weird how we have to keep explaining"

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our situation to people.

"our situation to people."

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It's like they never heard of a menage-a-three.

"It's like they never heard of a menage-a-three."

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This may be the most exciting adoption case

"This may be the most exciting adoption case"

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this firm has ever seen.

"this firm has ever seen."

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I mean, I'll be the face of the modern family.

"I mean, I'll be the face of the modern family."

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- This is career changing. - So we negotiate discount fee

"- This is career changing. - So we negotiate discount fee"

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Let's get the paperwork started

"Let's get the paperwork started"

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all of your health-care information

"all of your health-care information"

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to build your case file,

"to build your case file,"

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and the same for the children.

"and the same for the children."

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All of their checkups, immunizations,

"All of their checkups, immunizations,"

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MMR vaccines.

"MMR vaccines."

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What do you want?

"What do you want?"

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I didn't get into military school, sir.

"I didn't get into military school, sir."

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Said the only slots left were for colored people.

"Said the only slots left were for colored people."

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People of color, son.

"People of color, son."

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Don't say "colored people."

"Don't say "colored people.""

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So what you call all the white slots?

"So what you call all the white slots?"

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Reverse reverse racism?

"Reverse reverse racism?"

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Well, I told 'em I was part black.

"Well, I told 'em I was part black."

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They didn't believe me. You've met my brother, Liam.

"They didn't believe me. You've met my brother, Liam."

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Can you write me another letter?

"Can you write me another letter?"

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Tell 'em I qualify for a diversity slot?

"Tell 'em I qualify for a diversity slot?"

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You want me to vouch for your blackness?

"You want me to vouch for your blackness?"

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If it wouldn't be too much trouble.

"If it wouldn't be too much trouble."

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I don't know what you are, Gallagher...

"I don't know what you are, Gallagher..."

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Part black, part white, part dipshit.

"Part black, part white, part dipshit."

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Any asshole can claim black by convenience.

"Any asshole can claim black by convenience."

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- It's not fair, sir. - White man's burden, son.

"- It's not fair, sir. - White man's burden, son."

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Until there's some genuine racial balance out there,

"Until there's some genuine racial balance out there,"

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you got to take the short end of the diversity stick.

"you got to take the short end of the diversity stick."

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Well, where am I supposed to learn to be a real man?

"Well, where am I supposed to learn to be a real man?"

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I'm gonna be stuck in this hood forever.

"I'm gonna be stuck in this hood forever."

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Ugh, two arson victims,

"Ugh, two arson victims,"

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and a projectile-vomiting three-year-old,

"and a projectile-vomiting three-year-old,"

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and it's not even five o'clock.

"and it's not even five o'clock."

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How's your stain coming?

"How's your stain coming?"

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Gonna need something stronger than baby wipes.

"Gonna need something stronger than baby wipes."

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That kid got you good.

"That kid got you good."

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It's not my first time wearing projectile vomit.

"It's not my first time wearing projectile vomit."

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Usually there's cheap beer and fists involved.

"Usually there's cheap beer and fists involved."

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Oh, we're all hittin' up the bar after work.

"Oh, we're all hittin' up the bar after work."

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- You want to come? - Ah, no, I'm supposed

"- You want to come? - Ah, no, I'm supposed"

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to meet up with a new friend later.

"to meet up with a new friend later."

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A new friend, huh?

"A new friend, huh?"

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You got to go slow.

"You got to go slow."

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My last rebound

"My last rebound"

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slashed the tires of the rig I was workin'.

"slashed the tires of the rig I was workin'."

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I had a patient in the back

"I had a patient in the back"

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with a Coke bottle shoved up his ass.

"with a Coke bottle shoved up his ass."

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Not a rebound, all right?

"Not a rebound, all right?"

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His name's Trevor.

"His name's Trevor."

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He's a lot of fun to hang out with.

"He's a lot of fun to hang out with."

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There's no such thing as platonic.

"There's no such thing as platonic."

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You're either bonin',

"You're either bonin',"

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or you're waitin' to bone.

"or you're waitin' to bone."

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'cause after a day on the rig

"'cause after a day on the rig"

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wearin' everybody's piss and vomit,

"wearin' everybody's piss and vomit,"

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- none of us are fuckable. - What?

"- none of us are fuckable. - What?"

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- No offense. - Oh.

"- No offense. - Oh."

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