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Clips from Hot in Cleveland - Good Luck Faking the Goiter (S01E01)

"Did you know Cleveland was originally spelled..."
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"All right, who cares, who cares, ah."
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"You mean the usual?"
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"Yes."
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"Although I've never won this thing."
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"And I begged him to stop here on the way."
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"Oh, kids can be so ungrateful."
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"I mean, you get them the best nannies money can buy..."
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"You take that back."
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"Oh, I'm just starting to wonder..."
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"I think I'm having a mid-life crisis."
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"You know, if you really are having a crisis,"
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"The only therapy I need is liquid therapy."
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"Victoria got another Emmy nomination."
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"Well, I can't even remember the name."
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"I need a list of really fun things..."
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"to do in Cleveland."
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"Asking me questions about..."
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"You are a genius."
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"that I have this very, very promotable deadly disease."
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"- The only symptom is fatigue. - That's perfect."
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"I mean, I can play tired in my sleep."
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"You know joy and Victoria."
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"To someone."
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"You know. I text. So I get it."
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"Oh, sure. Sure."
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"And we can do that, if you'd like."
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"Stuff happens. I'm good."
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"That Cleveland was originally spelled..."
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"c-l-e-a-v-e-l-a-n-d?"
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"Victoria, are you okay? You look exhausted."
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"Oh, if this phone could only talk."
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"No, no, I-I can't invade his privacy that way."
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""How should I tell her?"..."
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"I just totally violated his privacy."
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"I hate you, douche bag."
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"Hey, Elka."
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"Oh. What did you think of my mall walk mix?"
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"Or are you just happy to see me?"
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"Uh, no. Mine."
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"- Okay, I'm gonna go shower. - Okay."
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"Quick. How do I write her back?"
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"All right, uh."
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"So very tired. Please sit."
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"It's the first symptom of Flett-Giordano."
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"limping around like Dr. house."
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"Wikipedia says that I'm 37."
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"So in, in terms of publicity,"
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"miss Chase, when exactly were you diagnosed?"
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"facial drooping, involuntary body spasms,"
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"Well. There's that hysteria."
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"Miss Chase,"
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"Oh, um, listen."
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"Oh, awesome, thanks."
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"It's just this girl, Stephanie,"
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"Were you spying on my phone?"
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"Oh, honey, I just wanted things..."
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"to be better between us."
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"And you raised a son with enough character..."
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"I know."
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"Although, in the last week,"
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"we promise not tell everyone that you're a..."
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"Despicable liar."
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"And how does that make you feel?"
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"See, for the past week, I've been seeing therapists..."
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"and it really messed with my head and my trust."
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"planned a huge wedding, and the guy didn't show up."
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"- Wow, that really sucks. - No kidding."
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"I mean, just standing up there in your wedding dress..."
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"Especially someone as sweet as your mum."
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"It's killing her that she can't connect with you."
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"Hi, sweetie."
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"I don't know what to say."
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"Really?"
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"Oh, wow."
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"not long enough..."
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"but he did promise to text me at least once a week."
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"You know, I feel like I really did a good thing."
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"a little something extra."
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"In fact, quite a few people, like..."
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"I was talking to the goiter."
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"c-l-e-a-v-e-l-a-n-d?"
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"For John Moses Cleaveland."
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"- See, they dropped the 'a'...! - Shut up!"
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"Thank you."
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"The nominations for the daytime Emmys..."
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"- were just announced. - Oh."
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"Best actress. Susan Lucci..."
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"Well-deserved."
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"Crystal McAllister, nobody, nobody, and..."
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"Victoria Chase!"
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"Yay! Good for you."
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"Oh, it's my 16th nomination. Uh, waiter?"
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"Uh, I realize it's only 8:00 in the morning,"
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"but we're celebrating, and I would like..."
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"some champagne in my orange juice."
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"And this year, I definitely don't have a chance."
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"Crystal McAllister from the strong and the gorgeous..."
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"pulled a really underhanded stunt."
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"What'd she do?"
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"She died."
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"Aka award magnet."
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"You know I can't compete with death."
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"Oh, it's my son."
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"He's driving back to college from L.A."
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"So he's gonna be here this afternoon."
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"You know, I don't know. He rarely speaks to me."
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"and then they blackmail you with threats..."
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"to write a mommie dearest."
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"Oh, look who's back from Hollywood."
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"What was it like doing Brad Pitt's eyebrows?"
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"'Cause that's how I imagine it."
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"Elka, celebrities are just like everyone else."
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"if there isn't more to life..."
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"than removing celebrities' unwanted hair."
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"Mid-life?"
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"Hello."
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"Congratulations."
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"She can't win."
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"She's up against a dead girl."
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