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Clips from The Mindy Project - Hiring and Firing (S01E01)

"No, I'm standing next to you, Danny."
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"Weird--weird would be if the train stopped,"
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"and when you got off, it was suddenly the 1940s."
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"I'm not trying to tell you a story."
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"Okay. Okay, that's enough."
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"stewing over a lifetime of rage and regret."
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"But luckily, this time, I made an exception,"
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"because if there's one thing that I can never resist,"
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"it's a good tote bag."
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"Hey, are you gonna buy that book?"
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"I was thinking about it."
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"I'm only asking because I have two books and you have one."
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"[Sighs] All right, well, um,"
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"I'm gonna go ask that old lady."
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"You get the tote bag during the week."
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"isn't that the most despicable thing you've ever heard?"
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"that I wanted to be an architect."
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"like key lime pie."
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"It's really good. Thank goodness."
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"(Danny) What a nightmare."
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"Four different stops just to ask you out?"
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"I mean, how much time does this guy have on his hands?"
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"Uh, that's rude."
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"[Both gasp] An architect?"
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"Nice. Thank you."
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"Hey, what's up?"
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"I don't know."
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"You took blood samples home with you?"
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"Look, I'm hungry. I'm going to lunch."
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"Beverly! Okay."
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"and thank you for attending this meeting."
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"This is actually serious."
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"Blood, you guys."
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"This one says "Short, comma, Asian,""
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"and this one simply says "Fat lady.""
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"told me to put away my cell phone at dinner.""
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"No, no, no. I'm telling you to."
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"Well, we want to fire her, not destroy her."
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"Oh, God."
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"Right."
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"Oh! Oh! No, wait. I want to do it."
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"more of a leadership role here."
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"[Fountain whirring] This is amazing."
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"[Knocks]"
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"This isn't a wet suit."
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"All right. The zippered bustier is a bold choice,"
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"Uh, you know, he kind of looks like a guy"
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"And it's smart, because even though I--"
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"Oh, what are you doing?"
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"I think I see Joaquin Phoenix."
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"was used for storage?"
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"Before long, Mindy hires another Mindy."
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"hiring the new nurse."
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"that you don't think is good for the practice,"
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"Why did I become a nurse?"
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"that, when you added them all up,"
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"That is my favorite movie."
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"It used to be my favorite movie,"
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"Nope. That is actually my favorite movie."
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"Um, I loved her."
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"I can't hang out with you right now."
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"No, he didn't. Yeah, he did."
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"Right there, in my office."
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"Well, we will see about that."
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"she realized she had just been outranked"
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"Jerk."
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"Okay."
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"Beverly,"
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"Aren't you looking to see the world?"
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"Well, sometimes I have this dream"
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"I ain't working here anymore,"
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"and I can do whatever I want. And then what?"
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"you know, making sure they don't escape--"
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"but here, just catch up on these resumes quick."
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"I'm sorry."
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"So, instead of looking at a candidate's qualifications,"
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"Sit-ups are a type of exercise."
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"Now, let's set some ground rules."
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"were petting a horse together."
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"I don't need to shake. I agree verbally."
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"That's really refreshing."
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"What's your problem? She was perfect."
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"For what? The Soviet weightlifting team?"
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"Like, a school where you learn snowboarding?"
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"Beverly, there's something I've been trying to tell you."
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"You disagree with her feeling?"
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"That's just the way the calendar works."
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"now, that would be interesting."
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"Thanks for coming in."
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"Pax, Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh, Knox."
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"How you doing?"
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"(Mindy) Thanks for coming in."
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"Oh, I was just-- just joking around."
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"Okay, you know what?"
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"has always liked me better than he likes you."
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"That's why he gave me this job."
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"That was awesome. Wasn't that great?"
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"And last week"
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"Uh, what neighborhood was this in?"
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"It was by the docks."
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"Great idea, friend."
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"You wouldn't ask a black woman named destiny"
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"[Scoffs] This feels racial."
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"Okay, my name is Morgan."
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"I would like to go by "Ransom.""
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"When I started here,"
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"Look, man, my cousin Lou and I used to Jack cars."
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"Upper body."
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"I'm okay, thank you."
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"Indian girls never want to touch it."
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"I'm so glad you stopped by."
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"I feel that you could be a fascinating subject"
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"You did not get the job."
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"Wow."
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"[Choked up] Thank you."
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"It was partially my fault."
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"What? It was completely your fault."
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"before I leave?"
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"Yes."
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"I said "Yes.""
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