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Clips from The Odd Couple - The Blind Leading the Blind Date (S01E01)

"As long as I don't see you."
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"I can see your reflection in the TV."
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"What, that sigh? Don't worry."
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"And she ordered fries with her lunch"
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"Regular, oh-to-hell-with-it fries."
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"and find out what's wrong."
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"and watch the game with you."
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"who are the good guys?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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""No husband, Danielle?"
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"Who's Danielle?"
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"You're Danielle."
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"if I get, uh, lonely, I can always"
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"The name tags are arranged by last name."
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"because I'm not married."
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"I'm okay."
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"I'm sorry for crying like that."
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"It's okay."
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"That was a crazy amount of tears."
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"Yeah, teach Dani to cry in the shower like a normal person."
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"No, we have to find her a boyfriend."
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"She thinks she'll never find anyone again."
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"Yeah, I do! I want that!"
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"I don't know what I thought, expecting you"
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"of Trumpet Concerto in E Flat Major?"
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"Then you should know I once worked as a missionary."
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"Ooh."
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"He's been living with my wife and I for a while,"
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"and a more delightful companion you will not find."
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"He doesn't have that kind of work ethic."
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"Okay. "Likes... football, baseball, basketball.""
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"And while I cannot guarantee success..."
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"to find a guy for Dani, but..."
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"Extra, extra! I'm single, too!"
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"Okay, well, let's ride that wave."
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"I'm gonna introduce you to guys"
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"so they'll feel like they're pursuing you."
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"Langford's is my home turf."
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"I'm not your friend, you jackass!"
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"You're a joke. You got a big mouth and a little brain!"
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"Trust me. This is gonna work. Just do it again."
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"- Ah, it's just my mom. - Uh-uh."
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"She's right."
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"you know, still be here, but I'd be drunk by now."
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"Off you go."
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"Great! I-I mean"
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"Sorry. I should have lifted a foot"
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"and been more delicate with my bow pull."
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"Yeah, that's Cupid. Yeah."
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"She means in bed."
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"And not at the Mensa meeting?"
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"I'll be right back. I'll get you some coffee."
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"What's Kim's last name?"
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"Kellogg."
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"but your E string is just a skosh flat."
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"Hi, Felix. Here I am."
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"What can I get you to drink?"
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"Oh, anything with alcohol."
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"Oh, Will! There he is. Will, this is Dani."
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"- Hi. - Dani, this is Will."
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"I like a man who can wear a fedora without looking"
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"Emily, would you show the happy couple to their table?"
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"Ooh, fun."
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"Uh-huh. Uh, anyway, so it ended and it was for the best."
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"This is nice. I can't believe"
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"pretending to help your friend to get to me."
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"Don't apologize. I like a bad boy."
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"Wore it whenever it got cold out."
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"- Excuse me, can I get a ten for ten ones? - Oh, sure."
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"Uh, there you go. Thank..."
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"Whoops. Keep it. I'll give you another single,"
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"Just play it cool, all right?"
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"What the... Hey! Look who's here."
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"This guy just cracks me up. Isn't he something?"
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"Can we sit down?"
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"Oh, really?"
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"It was touch and go for a minute,"
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"I'm never getting rid of you, am I?"
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"Hey, Em, what are you doing?"
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"And here's some other money you probably lost and deserve."
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"Ah, there she is. Is it time for champagne?"
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"Uh, well, actually..."
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"Yay."
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"What?! No! No! No."
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"Dani, why are you talking to Oscar"
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"but maybe this isn't the guy for her."
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"Yeah, she's a real pistol."
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"been fun, with all the petty larceny, but..."
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"I have to be up really early,"
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"Yeah, there's a problem. I almost ate a roach."
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"And, Felix, you're right. Maybe I should be more discerning"
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"What a freak show."
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"Because, Oscar, you..."
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"Hey! Give me that remote"
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"What would Jesus say?"
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""you know, should be good to..."
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"It's too late anyway."
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"You know what really bugs me about guys like you, Madison?"
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"He's religious, he loves his mom, he's got a..."
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"Looks like he just rolled out of bed."
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"Ooh, but a lot of makeup."
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"I am sorry about that."
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"Bye, Felix. This has been a weird evening."
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"to just... a really bad time."
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"Shall we?"
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"Mmm. Yes. It was nice to dip my toe back in the dating pool,"
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"We kissed."
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"Oscar, do you mind if I do my core training"
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"while you watch your sports contest?"
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"Still."
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"Good."
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"Oscar, your 4:30 got moved to 4:00."
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"I'm just gonna go make some coffee."
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"Whoa."
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"She'll still make the coffee."
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"No, something is definitely up with her."
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"And notice how she left her hair down today,"
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"as if she couldn't muster the strength to put it up."
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"instead of her usual mixed berry medley."
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"Not even sweet potato fries."
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