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Clips from Workaholics - Real Time (S03E03)

"I'm ready for work."
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"I just took a bunch of power medicine,"
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"Actually, you know what?"
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"instead of directly that way."
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"of the office."
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"Yeah, I know, I know that."
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"There's a volcano over there."
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"Yeah, I don't know if you know our new catchphrase,"
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"and I'm very angry most of the time."
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"I can't answer, 'cause I'm the boss."
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"Did I mention that? I'm Alice."
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"Jillian, you're the best."
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"- What, man? I'm here. - Dude, wake up!"
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"- Come on, man. - The pills..."
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"So I know I was really tough on you guys yesterday,"
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"and I just wanted to say how sorry I was."
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"My sister just found out these test results,"
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"and it could be really serious."
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"I can't see!"
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"Are you o..."
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"Where are you go..."
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"What are we doing!"
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"Put it down."
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"Aah!"
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"And I'm not suffering from it, Alice, I'm living with it."
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"Right."
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"Yeah. And that's what I was doing."
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"- That'd be great, champs, okay? - Very good. Thank you."
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"If you catch me weighing anybody else's,"
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"just give me like a... We'll figure it out."
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"Hey, wait!"
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"Were you trying to listen to my messages?"
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"This is saying I'm locked out of the system for 24 hours"
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"for entering the wrong password too many times."
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"No, I was, uh, weighing your phone."
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"That was me."
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"Uh, I was just trying to be the best assistant I could be."
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"Jillian, it's your birthday."
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"Really? Today?"
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"Well, color me flattered."
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"Jillian, you set it up, remember?"
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"But you never changed it."
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"Could've changed it."
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"to stay the eff away from it would be enough,"
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"you'll be back washing dishes at Shakey's."
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"I didn't wash them."
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"There should be a warning right on the label."
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"It's not power medicine."
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"You're not gonna gain strength. You're gonna go to sleep."
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"- It's P.M. - Who woulda thunk."
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"Crazy, right?"
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"- Somebody needs to get twirked. - Yeah."
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"I'm not gonna be the one twirking her,"
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"if she treats me like that, and I'm a good twirker."
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"She doesn't even deserve one ounce of your twirk."
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"You got to move your hips like a figure eight. Damn."
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"Yep, there it is."
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"She's a freaking trick-ass b-yotch."
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"She is, yeah."
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"and giving her a piece of my mind."
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"I was like... You know how you're always like,"
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"oh, man, I wish I could have said that,"
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"after some stuff just happened?"
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"- Always. - That's what happened."
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"No, I don't think I..."
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"You got to, man, if it's that good."
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"It's ringing, it's ringing."
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"Uh, this is, uh, not Adam."
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"You are a."
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"- You're a. - You're a dumb."
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"- You thought of that today? - Yeah, earlier."
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"And I just thought that maybe you should..."
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"You might be the boss, but you, ma'am,"
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"I hate you. I hate you."
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"- Yep, yep. - I hate you."
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"Beers is what got us in this situation."
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"my sharper image breathalyzer key chain from the car."
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"- You're my best friend, dude! - Come on!"
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"I love that guy, man!"
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"♪ with the static in the ocean"
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"♪ it's a level of devotion..."
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"♪ On a skateboard, tattooing up your mind ♪"
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"Damn it! I just blew a .09."
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"You know how I am when I have a hangover."
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"That's not enough to get us kablamo-ed."
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"- Holy... - I'm leveled!"
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"Time to go."
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"Just follow this laser pointer."
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"Excuse me, sir!"
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"Behind the line."
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"You ever wanted a do-over?"
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"I said, there's a bomb on this bus!"
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"- Oh. - Hey, he's all good."
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"Don't move! Don't move!"
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"- Yeah. - Cool."
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"- Are you okay? - S'go... without me."
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"- Okay. - We'll be right back."
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"Actually, carry me."
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"It's very dangerous out here."
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"- Burritos. - Check it out... painkillers."
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"What? You deleted the voicemails?"
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"Yep. I did a great job."
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"We can't take a run at 'em yet."
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"Come on. We need to go now!"
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"And then I'm gonna eat it!"
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"Oh, I know exactly what I'm doing, man."
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"Hey-hey, young ladies."
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"I don't want to talk to you every day"
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"Whoa!"
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"They remind me a lot of myself when I was a future babe."
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"- How'd they find us? - Ahh..."
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"Are you okay?"
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"Look, why don't you get in my car, okay?"
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"Hey, give me back my bike!"
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"- Suck my ass. - Yeah, he said, ass!"
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"Yeah, that's the complete opposite direction"
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"How was that, Blake?"
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"- Jillian! - I'm close."
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"- Move! - What are you doing?"
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"So I know all this might sound weird to you,"
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