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Clips from Seinfeld - The Cartoon (S09E09)

"Well, lay it on me, string bean."
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"Okay, look, the gum isn't cutting it for me."
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"We need to be about something else. Anything. Please."
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"- Your hair. - Well, I had to cut the gum out..."
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"...and I had a little trouble getting it even."
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"So why don't you get undressed, George?"
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"George is in weird trouble."
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"It must have seeped into my subconscious."
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"Did you read the comics today?"
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"Oh, I see Ziggy's back at the complaint department."
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"The New Yorker is stealing my ideas."
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"See, that's funny..."
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"...because it's real."
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"Hey, lookit. Sally's cable show's on."
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"Hey, Kramer, come on in. You gotta watch this."
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"This'll be funny. Now, she's got nothing."
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"Master of evil, Jerry Seinfeld, broke off all contact with me."
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"Why are you yelling at the TV?"
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"...who look just like him."
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"Hello? Issues."
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"Elaine, have you been talking to her?"
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"Hey, I'm just a fan."
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"...guess who got a no-polish manicure..."
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"...and begged his neighbor not to tell anyone."
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"All right, starting now."
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"You broke up with her because she cut her hair?"
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"How short?"
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"Like that."
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"- You mean like-? - That."
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"- So she- - Yes."
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"We must never ever speak of this again."
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"Hey, you wanna go see a movie?"
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"Actually, I think I'm gonna take a few days off."
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"Well, I felt the conversation was lagging."
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"And you're on the fringe of the humor business."
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"Yeah, she's a nice girl, kind of quiet, though."
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"Neither am I."
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"Oh, I'm doing Jerry now, okay? So you have to imagine I have horns..."
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"You know what I mean, that guy?"
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"And that somehow, that would be exactly what I always wanted?"
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"Well, boys, I did it."
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"For instance, I remember when we first met..."
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"-to cease and desist, on behalf of my client, Jerry Seinfeld."
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"Let me get this gum out of my hair and then I'll be ready for bed."
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"I gotta go see this thing."
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"Exactly."
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"Hey, George, look at this."
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"What? You're the one who ruined her life."
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"- Let's talk about that. - Don't leave."
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"But you know what? You really inspired me, okay, a tear."
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"...because you thought your breath smelled like hummus."
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"You ripped off a Ziggy?"
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