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Clips from Seinfeld - The Cartoon (S09E09)

"Oh, yeah."
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"We just can't go to the supermarket to get some candy."
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"She does not."
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"You know, maybe she doesn't. I don't care."
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"Yeah. George, George, Elaine. George again."
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"Elaine. Newman. But that was a crank call."
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"Yeah, and some Sally woman called, says thanks a lot."
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"Yeah, she's quitting the business. You ruined her life."
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"Well, that's not how she remembers it."
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"Well, I gotta talk her out of this."
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"I thought you said she stinks."
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"But I don't want it to be because of me."
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"It should be the traditional route."
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"Years of rejection and failure..."
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"- Yeah. - Hey, George and Janet."
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"- Oh, who's Janet, huh? - George's girlfriend."
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"Elaine thinks she looks like me..."
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"...but I think it's, as you would say, kooky talk."
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"You know what woman I always thought you looked like?"
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"Lena Horne."
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"- Hey. Hey. - Hey, George."
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"You don't see this? Oh, you're like twins."
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"This is eerie."
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"Janet doesn't look anything like Jerry."
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"Maybe we do look a little like each other."
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"Come on, George. Relax. Just because they look alike..."
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"...that doesn't mean you're secretly in love with Jerry."
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"- We just got here, George. - Well, it's getting dark."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Well, how should I have broached the subject?"
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"You don't broach. You keep your mouth shut."
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"Yeah, because of you."
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"Well, then I think one of us should leave."
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"Sally, you can't quit the business."
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"You can't give up. You don't think people tell me I stink?"
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"When I'm on-stage that's all I hear."
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"You stink. You suck. We like magic."
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"Yeah, you've been stinking since the '80s."
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"All right. Yes. Thank you. I'm gonna do it."
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"Well, I've asked everyone at work and no one gets this cartoon."
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"I don't understand why, but I am gonna get to the bottom of this."
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"Oh, I think we're at the bottom."
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"And she's quite a handsome woman."
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"- What does that mean? - Yeah, what does that mean?"
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"Enjoy."
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"- Elaine, huh? She's completely- - Oh, I know."
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"- Because you don't think Janet- - No."
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"- Why would I? - It's ludicrous."
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"Yes."
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"- Kramer, get in here. - Kramer. Kramer."
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"Where's that crazy man? Come on."
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"Kramer, come on in here."
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"- Come on. - Kramer, what are you doing?"
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"- Come in. - Finally."
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"What are you doing? Come and talk to us."
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"I've made an important life decision."
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"All right. I know I've been kind of shooting off at the mouth lately."
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"First, with that girl whose life you destroyed..."
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"...and then about George dating a lady Jerry."
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"What's the decision?"
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"I know you want me to keep my big mouth shut."
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"Well, that's exactly what I'm gonna do."
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"- I'm never gonna talk again. - Yeah, right."
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"What do I need to talk for, huh? What, to blab to the neighbors..."
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"...about how George has a new fem-Jerry friend?"
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"Or to tell everybody at the coffee shop how George is all mixed up..."
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"...in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend?"
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"See, now, I've done all that."
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"Now, it's time for silence."
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"Silence? Yes."
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"You're never gonna be able to completely stop talking."
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"Jerry, 94 percent of communication is nonverbal."
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"Here, watch."
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"What? What are you talking about?"
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"Well, what does this mean?"
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"Well, it's Frank and Estelle's reaction..."
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"...to hearing about George's man love for a she-Jerry."
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"Kramer, there's no way you stick to this."
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"- Oh, you're gonna start now? - That's right."
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"Right now."
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"Now."
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"So J. Peterman wants to hire some of our cartoonists..."
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"...to illustrate your catalog?"
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"Well, we're hoping that if, perhaps the catalog is a little funnier..."
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"...people won't be so quick to return the clothes."
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"For example, you know, I really do..."
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"Well, I love this one."
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a rather clever jab..."
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"...at inter-office politics, don't you think?"
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"Yeah."
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"But why is it that the animals enjoy reading the e-mail?"
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"Well, Miss Benes..."
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"...cartoons are like gossamer and one doesn't dissect gossamer."
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"Well, you don't have to dissect it..."
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"...if you could just tell me why this is supposed to be funny."
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"Oh, it's merely a commentary on contemporary mores."
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"But what is the comment?"
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"- It's a slice of life. - No, it isn't."
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"- A pun? - I don't think so."
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"Vorshtein?"
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"That's not a word."
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"- You have no idea what this means. - No."
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"You know, you doodle a couple of bears at a cocktail party..."
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"...talking about the stock market, you think you're doing comedy."
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"Oh, really? Oh, yes. Well, you know, I have others."
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"Sally, I can't believe you're already doing a one-woman show."
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"No, it's just a little performance piece I wrote."
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"Hey, there you are."
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"Oh, right. Code of silence. How's that going?"
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"Thank you."
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"...because it's about me. Well, all right, it's not just about me."
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"It's about me, and this guy, Jerry Seinfeld..."
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"...who I like to call the devil."
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"Okay, okay."
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"Hey, Sally, you stink. You should give up acting."
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"...a tail and hooves instead of feet."
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"Oh, shut up."
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"Good luck. It's sold out for the next three weeks."
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"Well, I bet I can get in, once I mention I'm from The New Yorker."
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"- The New Yorker? - Yes. The New Yorker."
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