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Clips from Seinfeld - The Cartoon (S09E09)

"Oh, no. It's Sally Weaver."
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"Untalented. She's always inviting me to see her..."
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"...in some bad play in a tiny room without ventilation."
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"Oh, now, face it. If it hasn't happened, it's not gonna happen."
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"Why did you have to say anything to her?"
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"Why can't you ever just keep your big mouth shut?"
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"- What did you wanna be? - I don't remember..."
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"...but it certainly wasn't this."
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"Look at this cartoon in The New Yorker."
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"No, never mind."
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"- Nice to meet you. - Hi."
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"Jerry, she looks exactly like you."
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"- Hey, Kramer. - Well, hey. You got some messages."
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"She does stink. And she should quit."
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"...until she's spit out the bottom of the porn industry."
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"And you must look exactly like Jerry."
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"Kramer, what are you talking about?"
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"No, what do you know about what you look like?"
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"All right, we're going now. Bye-bye."
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"Don't tell a woman she looks like a man."
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"George doesn't wanna hear his girlfriend looks like me, neither do I."
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"Well, sounds like someone's having a bad day."
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"This is all because of me?"
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"- Really? - Of course."
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"I stink. You stink. It's show biz. Everybody stinks."
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"All right, I think we've covered my act."
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"Now, you get out there and stink it up with everybody else."
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"Now."
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"Hey, George. Janet seems really nice."
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"What do you mean by that?"
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"- Neither one of us. - No."
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"- So. - Exactly."
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"I'm not gay."
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"- Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. - That's the idea."
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"That hurts."
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"- Then why did you print it? - I like the kitty."
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"You know what? You people should be ashamed of yourselves."
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"Actually, that's not bad."
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"Hi. I think you're really gonna like this..."
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"So I run into this Jerry on the street and then he says to me:"
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"She does a full hour about how you're the devil?"
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"Where did you see that? Those are private."
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"...but because it's a woman I could also have sex with her?"
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"She doesn't even look like Jerry."
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"I know."
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"And getting all Hands Across America."
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"I had to stay up all night..."
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"See? That's his complaint."
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"- I get it. - Do you?"
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"I wish I was taller. That's nice. That's real."
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"Now, that's a complaint."
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"I'd really appreciate it..."
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"Well, that's it. I'm calling in the big guns."
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"Signed, crybaby Jerry Seinfeld's lawyer."
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"Check it out. From the new issue of The New Yorker."
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"Elaine, I'm afraid I have incurred yet another flat tire."
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"You know what's great about our relationship?"
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"Okay."
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"I remember you said I was the prettiest girl at the party."
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"Well, you told me how familiar I looked..."
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"This relationship, it's got to be about something."
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"- I like gum. - I do too."
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"You see, that's what we're about."
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"George."
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"Puddy has Ziggy bed sheets."
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"That's right, sister. Why don't you just give up?"
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"Okay, get this."
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"I heard he makes his best friend date women..."
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"Oh, and speaking of issues..."
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"I thought you stopped talking."
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"- And you don't - - No."
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"- So. - Exactly."
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"No."
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"So you're saying UNICEF is a scam?"
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"It's the perfect cover for a money-laundering operation."
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"No one could keep track of all those kids..."
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"...with those little orange boxes of change."
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"Oh, yeah, your old college roommate, huh?"
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"No, it's Susan Ross' old college roommate."
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"She moved to New York. She's trying to become an actress."
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"Dramatic or comedic?"
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"It's really depressing."
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"Well, we don't go to enough theater."
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"She should just give up."
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"- Hey. - Hey there..."
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"...Mr. Too-Big-to-Come-to-My-Shows."
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"I just came from tap. I'm all:"
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"I'm on my way to an audition, still looking for that big break."
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"Why don't you just give up?"
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"Kramer."
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"Well, that's what Jerry says."
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"All right. Now, go grab us a booth. Join us?"
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"So Susan's dead."
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"Well, I think she was happy someone finally said it."
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"I come in here to have a pleasant meal..."
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"...and if we're not gonna have one, I'll grab a bite to eat at your place."
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"You know, maybe Kramer was right."
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"Some people should just give up. I have."
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"- I don't get this. - Me neither."
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"Hey."
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"- That's cute. - You get it?"
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"Come on. We're two intelligent people here."
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"We can figure this out."
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"Now, we got a dog and a cat in an office."
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"It looks like my accountant's office. There's no pets working there."
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"The cat is saying, I've enjoyed reading your e-mail."
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"It's got something to do with that 42 in the corner."
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"That's a page number."
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"Well, I can't crack this one."
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"Oh, this has gotta be a mistake."
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"Well, try shaking it."
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"Well, Janet should be here any minute."
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"You've been hiding her. You must really like her."
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"Jerry, the minute I saw this girl, we just clicked."
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"She's got such a nice face."
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"Her eyes, her mouth, nose."
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"We know what a face consists of."
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"I'm sorry I'm late."
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"Jerry, Elaine, I give you Janet."
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"Hi. Do we still have time to make the movie?"
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