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Clips from Angie Tribeca - Beach Blanket Sting-O (S02E02)

"to start making decisions about his future?"
Angie Tribeca
"But I think someone needs a diaper change."
Angie Tribeca
"Sorry. This is my first raid."
Angie Tribeca
"[Camera shutter clicks]"
Angie Tribeca
"12th, actually."
Angie Tribeca
"Well, Angie, the ocean is the biggest killer in this county."
Angie Tribeca
"12."
Angie Tribeca
"Anyway, there's basically nothing that can be done,"
Angie Tribeca
"so I say dig a hole, throw him in,"
Angie Tribeca
"and say aloha, the goodbye one."
Angie Tribeca
"Meanwhile, we're shutting down this beach."
Angie Tribeca
"Mr. Mayor!"
Angie Tribeca
"Sir, we have had 12 drownings in the last month."
Angie Tribeca
"It is too dangerous!"
Angie Tribeca
"Damn it, Joe!"
Angie Tribeca
"Friday is supposed to be the hottest day on record."
Angie Tribeca
"Everybody and his brother's gonna be out there!"
Angie Tribeca
"That beach stays open."
Angie Tribeca
"and I promised him we were gonna go."
Angie Tribeca
"Is that clear?"
Angie Tribeca
"No, not really!"
Angie Tribeca
"Okay, I just got him down for a nap."
Angie Tribeca
"Now I just want to put my feet up for two seconds."
Angie Tribeca
"Yeah, I'm just, uh... uh, reading him a book."
Angie Tribeca
"Can I maybe call you back later?"
Angie Tribeca
"Yes, I'll be right there."
Angie Tribeca
"Turns out our guy didn't drown."
Angie Tribeca
"All the fruit's grown locally."
Angie Tribeca
"Geils, Tribeca."
Angie Tribeca
"Or so we thought."
Angie Tribeca
"Abs, pecs, Magic Mike V."
Angie Tribeca
"A drowning victim's lungs would be full of water."
Angie Tribeca
"which means he stopped breathing"
Angie Tribeca
"before he went in the ocean."
Angie Tribeca
"What was the cause of death?"
Angie Tribeca
"He looks 26, and he's in the best shape of his life."
Angie Tribeca
"suffering a heart attack is about 1 in every 780,000,"
Angie Tribeca
"unless there's something already in the system to cause it."
Angie Tribeca
"Scholls, let's run the blood sample, shall we?"
Angie Tribeca
"Mm."
Angie Tribeca
"There's something else in here."
Angie Tribeca
"More commonly known as Fen-Phen."
Angie Tribeca
"Wasn't that outlawed in 1997"
Angie Tribeca
"Yes."
Angie Tribeca
"Fenfluramine was banned in the U.S."
Angie Tribeca
"including dizziness, confusion,"
Angie Tribeca
"If you're pregnant or nursing, ask your doctor before taking."
Angie Tribeca
"For an erection lasting more than four hours,"
Angie Tribeca
"seek immediate medical attention."
Angie Tribeca
"If you have a history of heart disease,"
Angie Tribeca
"as it may exacerbate your condition."
Angie Tribeca
"and they all proved positive for Fen-Phen."
Angie Tribeca
"Dumped like a girl in a coma."
Angie Tribeca
"You were unconscious, she was conscious."
Angie Tribeca
"I think about you when I make love to her."
Angie Tribeca
"What else do you want?"
Angie Tribeca
"Didn't you hear him?"
Angie Tribeca
"Get over it. It's getting sad."
Angie Tribeca
"Here's your stupid statement."
Angie Tribeca
"Am I free to go?"
Angie Tribeca
"Let me see what this is."
Angie Tribeca
"My Day at the Beach by Brah Wilson."
Angie Tribeca
"My day at the beach was really fun."
Angie Tribeca
"People played in the water."
Angie Tribeca
"Then I had ice cream."
Angie Tribeca
"It was fun. I love the beach."
Angie Tribeca
"12 corpses wash up on the beach"
Angie Tribeca
"and that's not enough to keep you up at night?"
Angie Tribeca
"What can I say? I'm a chill dude."
Angie Tribeca
"I'd be surprised on the inside,"
Angie Tribeca
"but you wouldn't be able to tell from my demeanor, no."
Angie Tribeca
"I think you know something."
Angie Tribeca
"And until you come clean,"
Angie Tribeca
"You want a statement, I'll give you a statement."
Angie Tribeca
"We live in a world with waves, and people need to be protected"
Angie Tribeca
"from those waves by men in shorts."
Angie Tribeca
"Who's gonna do it, you?"
Angie Tribeca
"You, Lieutenant Weinberg?"
Angie Tribeca
"- Many. - I didn't think so."
Angie Tribeca
"an utter disregard for the rules of volleyball."
Angie Tribeca
"Not on my beach. Brah has got you."
Angie Tribeca
"Well, I know 12 corpses that might disagree."
Angie Tribeca
"who has the luxury of working on land."
Angie Tribeca
"He keeps coming and coming."
Angie Tribeca
"And when it comes for you, which it will,"
Angie Tribeca
"you better pray I'm there to pull you out."
Angie Tribeca
"Brah Wilson knows a hell of a lot more than what he's letting on."
Angie Tribeca
"Not a hell of a lot more, but more."
Angie Tribeca
"That person would have to spend every day"
Angie Tribeca
"It would require a ton of sleep"
Angie Tribeca
"I'll do it, Lieutenant."
Angie Tribeca
"Hey. How's it going, guys?"
Angie Tribeca
"I'm the new lifeguard, Jay Geils."
Angie Tribeca
"Just having paperwork doesn't make you a lifeguard."
Angie Tribeca
"How do we know you got what it takes?"
Angie Tribeca
"We're gonna need to see a rescue."
Angie Tribeca
"See that middle-aged Asian man out in the surf?"
Angie Tribeca
"- What do you do? - I mean..."
Angie Tribeca
"All right. Look who it is!"
Angie Tribeca
"Geils, I want you to meet Todd, Skeeter, Wilhelm, Stacy,"
Angie Tribeca
"Lukabubude, Martinez, the other Stacy, L'Monjello..."
Angie Tribeca
"- Yo. - Oranjello, and Man Stacy."
Angie Tribeca
"I just hope we can all work together"
Angie Tribeca
"[Laughter]"
Angie Tribeca
"Come with me."
Angie Tribeca
"I want to talk to you some place a little more private."
Angie Tribeca
"So, what's your regime?"
Angie Tribeca
"I'm a Stalin guy."
Angie Tribeca
"Oh, you mean regimen."
Angie Tribeca
"Yeah, a lot of people get that confused."
Angie Tribeca
"passed down from generation to generation..."
Angie Tribeca
"No fatties."
Angie Tribeca
"Doesn't that seem insensitive in light"
Angie Tribeca
"endless sun, chill vibes, hot bodies,"
Angie Tribeca
"[Cellphone ringing]"
Angie Tribeca
"[Cheering]"
Angie Tribeca
"Face down, maggot!"
Angie Tribeca
"All right! I'll talk, I'll talk!"
Angie Tribeca
"[Exhales sharply]"
Angie Tribeca
"Great. Let's take 'em down."
Angie Tribeca
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