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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Meets a Drunk Lady! (S02E02)

"(CLOCK TICKING)"
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"(ROOSTER CROWING)"
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"(CLUCKING)"
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"♪ I'm hiking on sunlight, uh-huh ♪"
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"♪ And it's sort of okay! ♪"
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"Excuse me, Kimmy Lee and Hoda..."
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"Sorry not sorry, Titus,"
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"♪ I used to know sometimes I ate cheese ♪"
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"This is Hiking on Sunlight by Kartuna and the Wigs."
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"Don't tell me you still have the blues."
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"Now it comes out... Oh."
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"Yes, I have been feeling a bit low."
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"Mikey's away at ConCon, the annual construction convention."
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"It's Permatex."
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"and some shame spiraling,"
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"That's when people are most desperate for rides."
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"before I can apply the Japanese straightening goop!"
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"I will also require a per diem, as I am out of taffy."
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"I forgot about the ants!"
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"(UPBEAT MUSIC)"
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"♪ They alive, damn it ♪"
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"♪ Unbreakable ♪"
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"That's gonna be, uh..."
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"(SINGERS) ♪ Damn it ♪"
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"♪ Living's a toll road ♪"
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"♪ I want to cruise it most of day... ♪"
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"For your snacking enjoyment, sir,"
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"bean and Fun."
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"Did you tell Union Theological we need an overhead projector?"
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"So funny!"
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"On the email?"
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"Late for work, huh?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"I'm thinking of something in a walnut veneer"
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"Yeah, I don't think they make those anymore."
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"- Maybe try eBay? - On the Internet?"
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"The spinning bar on top of the Marriott!"
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"Goes the opposite way of my spins,"
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"so I'm good for a couple more hours."
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"What the hell's in the cup holder,"
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"Okay, yeah."
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"Why does it smell like a pine tree gave birth to an onion in here?"
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"using our disinfectant toilet wipes."
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"'cause I'm white and full of beans!"
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"Well, he's really shiny."
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"Happy as a clam."
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"Happy people value their needs as much as otherses'."
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"and I needs to take a shower."
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"Clean it up!"
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"How would you feel if I threw up?"
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"(EXHALES) Good, you're up."
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"You're crazy!"
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"Lookit, I need a shower."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"The Barbies' hair got a little too straight."
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"(KIMMY) Oh, my gosh."
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"I ask you to do one simple thing..."
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"the doors weren't automatic!"
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"I thought you were trying to change,"
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"You know what?"
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"♪ Flip-flap Shaq doo flip ♪"
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"♪ Snibby snip-snip boom fat ship-ship cat doo... ♪"
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"♪ When the drums kick in it all will change for you... ♪"
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"♪ You're standing up ♪"
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"You got the address?"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"It was our worst fight ever."
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"Really? Let's see."
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"you put other people's needs ahead of yours"
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"because you're nice."
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"You know what's another word for nice?"
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"On a pool raft with a sheet over it. Why?"
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"I used to live..."
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"windowlessly."
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"And don't even get me started on that peristalsis of yours."
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"He did those burps."
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"You got some bad stuff inside,"
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"Okay."
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"Stop struggling."
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"I don't need therapy."
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"the Uber oath that I made up."
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"Oh, oh, my spine, my spine."
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"No, she's a treasure!"
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"She's a treasure!"
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"Uppy."
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"I'm just saying,"
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"I don't need to be shrunk like some Rick Moranis kid."
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"It's all in the rearview mirror."
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"I'm doing great."
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"♪ I'm freaking out ♪"
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"♪ Hey, everyone, I'm freaking out ♪"
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"It's still made better than any Frank Lloyd Wright house,"
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"R. Kelly's I Believe I Can Fly cassingle."
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"Heavens to Murgatroyd."
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"This is bad."
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"♪ Of my mind ♪"
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"Once at a petting zoo, I slapped a goat"
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"I'm sorry, who are you?"
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"Do you know how I got rug burns on my hands and knees?"
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"I'm just trying to put you to bed."
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"It would be completely unethical."
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"the way monkeys look best."
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"I make my life work"
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"A dissociative fugue?"
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"A huge... what you said."
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"No. Boundaries."
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"You told me to ask for what I need,"
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"and I need you."
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"I can't. I'm sorry."
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"(MAN) Excuse me, Dr. Bayden."
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"I know you have anxiety about being overlooked,"
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"(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)"
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"In the process, my R. Kelly cassingle"
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"Too bad!"
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"Junk? Past?"
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"I mean, I'm here for you."
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"Chin up, baby girl."
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"No, really, you're turkey-necking."
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"Love you!"
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