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Clips from Seinfeld - The Deal (S02E02)

"They stick one leg way out."
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"You never see a man do that, see a guy take a suit off the rack..."
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"Move the shoes."
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"He was good in Man From U.N. C.L.E."
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"Hey, lookit. Naked people."
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"I have a vague recollection of doing something with someone..."
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"What?"
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"Trust me. I know the look."
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"- We know the terrain. - No big surprises."
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"- ... we did? - What if?"
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"- ... once in a while if we want to? - I know."
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"...we're in there for a while, then we come back out here."
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"It's almost stupid if we didn't."
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"That would be good too."
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"For example:"
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"Now I call you whenever I'm inclined, and vice versa."
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"Well, why should that be?"
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"...they feel pressure..."
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"When that..."
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"Sleep is separate from that, and I don't see..."
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"Well, now we're getting somewhere."
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"Definitely."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Nothing much. I slept with Elaine last night."
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"No, I can't give details."
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"I want details, and I want them right now."
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"- Time? - Around 11."
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"...and still be friends."
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"What?"
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"It's impossible. It can't be done."
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"Thousands of years, people have tried to have their cake and eat it too."
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"...he's gonna come up with a way to win at blackjack."
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"- I think you're wrong. - I hope I am."
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"Oh, thanks."
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"Fine. Go ahead."
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"Sleeping over was optional."
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"- Of course it does. - Hi."
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"Really?"
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"Tina, could you excuse us for just one second?"
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"- What are you doing? - What?"
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"What about jewellery? That's a nice birthday gift."
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"You can't get her anything better than me."
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"What am I supposed to get, a bazooka?"
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"Whatever I give her, she'll be bringing in experts from all over the country..."
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"- What kind of a bench? - I don't know."
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"The frame says, I care for you, but if you want to get serious..."
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"You know? For 75 cents, I don't want to get involved."
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"- Maybe you won't like it. - How could I not like it?"
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"Just the fact that you remembered means everything."
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"You reminded me every day for two months."
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"Who are you, my uncle?"
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"Hey. Come on, it's $182 there. I don't think that's anything to sneeze at."
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"Let me see the card."
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"- Hey. - Oh, what is this?"
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"...and say my glory was I had such a friend."
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"Oh, Kramer."
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"- I know. - Never."
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"A pleasure."
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"I can't do that."
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"Well..."
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"Those birthdays."
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"Is it the touching? Is it the nudity?"
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"It can't be the nudity."
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"I'd go to prison as your accomplice."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Well, where is it?"
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"So..."
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"Boy, I really liked the two of you much better when you weren't a couple."
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"But the man focuses on the sign underneath..."
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"...that says, Next exit, 27 miles. And he thinks, I can make it."
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"I was watching women in the department store trying on clothes."
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"And I notice that they do it differently from men."
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"Women don't try on the clothes, they get behind the clothes."
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"They take a dress off the rack..."
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"...and they hold it up against themself."
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"They can tell something from this."
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"They need to know, If someday I'm one-legged at a 45-degree angle..."
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"...what am I gonna wear?"
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"...put his head in the neck, go, What about this suit? I'll get it. Looks fine."
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"Put some shoes by the bottom of the pants. I want to make sure."
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"Perfect. Now, what if I'm walking? Move the shoes, move the shoes."
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"What are you doing?"
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"All right. All right."
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"What's the matter with that? What about that one?"
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"Robert Vaughn, The Helsinki Formula?"
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"Guess whose birthday is coming up soon."
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"I know. I know. I'm having my root canal the same week."
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"I hope you got a good oral surgeon, because that can be very serious."
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"No, I don't want to see the naked people."
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"Been a while?"
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"...but it was a long, long time ago."
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"I think my last time was in Rochester."
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"My hair was a lot shorter."
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"I remember that it's a good thing."
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"And someday, I hope to do it again."
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"What?"
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"- What was that look? - What look?"
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"The look you just gave me."
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"- I gave a look? - Yes."
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"- What kind of a look? - I know that look."
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"- So, what was it? - Why should I tell you?"
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"Well, you're the big look expert."
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"I want to see how smart you are."
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"- So? - What?"
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"- What about the look? - I don't know."
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"- You got something on your mind? - No."
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"Things pop into your head."
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"You?"
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"Things occur to me from time to time."
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"Yeah. Me too."
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"Well, you can't expect to just forget the past completely."
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"Well, no, of course not."
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"I mean, it's something we did."
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"Probably about..."
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"...what, 25 times."
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"Thirty-seven."
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"Yeah, we pretty much know what we're doing in there."
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"Nope."
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"- What do you think? - I don't know. What do you think?"
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"Well, it's something to consider."
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