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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - The Manchurian Dinner Date (S02E02)

"My boo, Alison, is performing at Emery's graduation"
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"with the Orlando Youth Orchestra."
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"We can give her a ride to dinner."
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"Um... Alison?"
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"I just said "my boo, Alison"?"
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"Eddie, I had no idea you had a girlfriend."
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"In fact, I don't understand most of what you say."
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"What? I..."
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"Yeah, Mom. You'll love her."
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"Do the math."
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"- I know, right? - Yeah."
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"Hey, Alison. Hey, Nicole."
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"- What's up? - Just hanging out."
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"Talking about something other than a man."
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"It's called the Bechdel test."
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"We learned about it when we were studying feminism."
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"We'd tell you more, but we'd fail."
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"Cool, cool."
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"after Emery's graduation,"
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"and they said I could bring a date."
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"Great! I'm so excited to finally meet your mom."
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"Oh, Mrs. Huang?"
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"You're gonna love her."
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"I hung out with her when I babysat Eddie."
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"We were more like co-babysitters."
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"My mom wants me to date a Chinese girl."
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"What? She said that?"
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"Uh, that must be your buffalo wings."
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"but I guess she didn't understand we were dating."
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"How can she not understand?"
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"I don't know!"
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"I don't know how much clearer I could have been."
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"So, is she gonna hate me?"
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"I really would love to say no here."
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"Well, maybe it won't be tha bad."
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"I mean, once she meets you at the dinner, I'll bet..."
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"No. No way. Now that I know this, I can't meet your mom"
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"for the first time at a graduation dinner."
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"What if I set up a casual hang at my place?"
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"Then you can meet her in a controlled setting!"
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"Yeah, that's good. I'll bring her a lemon cake."
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"Everybody loves lemon cake, right?"
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"I don't."
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"There he is, Mr. Valedictorian."
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"How's your big speech coming?"
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"Great. I thought I'd thank all the people at school"
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"I have a question for you."
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"If Lincoln gave the Gettysburg Address"
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"What?"
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"Speeches have the ability to effect real change."
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"Guess who else knows that."
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"I am known for my inspirational speeches."
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"So let's go out there"
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"Ladies, if we build it, they will come!"
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"A human sibling."
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"Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you."
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"I'm already pregnant."
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"There is great power in public speaking,"
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"if you know how to harness it."
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"I'd be honored."
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"Of course I will! See?"
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"In two sentences, I made you feel three feelings..."
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"Disappointment and elation."
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"What's the third feeling?"
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"_"
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"_"
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"I have two blazers, three khakis,"
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"and six shirts that I mix and match"
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"to create 36 different looks."
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"_"
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"_"
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"Hmm."
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"I wanted to play video games,"
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"but Alison insisted we have a study date."
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"I guess being with Alison just makes me a better student."
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"Does she do C.L.C.?"
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"Uh, no."
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"Try not to be too judgmental about Eddie's girlfriend."
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"His options are limited."
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"Well, then he should wait until he goes to college."
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"He could find a Chinese girl at Northwestern."
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"Georgia Tech."
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"- Oh! - Right on time."
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"Um..."
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"Eddie, you didn't tell me your girlfriend was Chinese."
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"Oh!"
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"I almost lost my balance from joy."
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"Hi. Um, have we met before? Because I thought..."
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"Oh, yes. We met at the Fall Ball."
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"Nice to see you again, Mr. Huang."
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"Louis, you didn't tell me Alison was Chinese."
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"This is the only surprise you've ever given me"
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"I'd like to present you with a traditional gift of oranges."
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"Yes."
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"Shut the door! Shut the door!"
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"I'll just put these in the kitchen."
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"- Are you Eddie? - Yes."
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"I'm Audrey, Alison's friend from Youth Orchestra."
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"Alison, I have so many questions for you."
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"Where do you live? Where is your family from?"
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"Well, uh, we live near Thornton Park,"
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"which is right over by..."
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"I've been waiting for you."
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"I'm sorry!"
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"Why is there a Chinese girl here saying she's you?"
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"All that talk about your mom got in my head,"
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"so I sent my friend Audrey."
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"She plays second-chair piccolo in orchestra with me."
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"Eddie, get off the phone! You're being rude!"
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"And lose the bowls on the table."
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"I'm gonna put out the good chips."
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"I'm gonna tell her the truth. This is crazy!"
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"No, you can't! She'll hate me even more!"
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"Well, what was your plan?"
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"I didn't have one! I panicked!"
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"Hey, Eddie. Uh, Alison wanted to talk to you."
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"- That's not Alison. - Whew."
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"I didn't want to say anything."
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