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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - The Manchurian Dinner Date (S02E02)

"Look at you boys."
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"I want to see how much you've grown."
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"Yeah, but the last family who lived here measured their kids."
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"Did she go to college?"
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"Evan's finishing third grade, Eddie seventh,"
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"He gets to give a speech."
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"another pair of basketball heels."
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"No. J.J.'s too chicken crazy."
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"Good. That's one less mouth to feed."
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"Great. So Eddie's bringing his girlfriend."
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"Sho' nuff."
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"Don't worry. I met Alison at the Fall Ball."
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"She's a great girl."
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"Really? Think about how many people I love."
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"That's what I was saying!"
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"So, Alison, my parents are throwing a dinner"
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"No, she paid me to watch you."
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"Later."
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"Don't be nervous. Parents love me..."
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"She's been saying that for a long time."
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"If we talk to our baby, he'll learn the sound of our voices."
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"Hey, little baby, this is your bàba."
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"Baby, this is your mother."
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"and just said things were "nice,""
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"do you think we'd still have slavery?"
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"- Diane Keaton? - Me."
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"and let's win one for Charlie Sheen's brother!"
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"As we approach Eddie's third birthday,"
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"we should get him the greatest gift of all..."
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"Can you teach me?"
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"Curiosity."
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"What do you mean?"
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"_"
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"I don't have a suit."
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"- What are you writing? - Nothing."
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"Can I talk to you for a second?"
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"but this is Florida."
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"Please, please. Come in."
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"that I have liked."
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"I buy them wholesale."
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"Eddie, shut the door. Shut the door."
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"I freaked out."
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"I'm usually great with faces."
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"Me, too."
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"Do you use the Eyes-Mouth Method"
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"Fine."
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"Having a Chinese girl come to my house and pretend she's you?"
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""Untenable"?"
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"I just really wanted your mom to like me."
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"I'll introduce you, pop in a movie,"
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"A movie? How is that gonna fix anything?"
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"My mom's a huge Denzel fan."
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"like turn our van into a low-rider."
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"But these are desperate times."
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"Where are your visual aids? Your charts? Your props?"
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"I don't have any."
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"I'm sorry. I can't do this."
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"- That's good. - Mm-hmm."
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"I'm ready."
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"_"
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"Cookies? Cookies?"
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"I love lemon."
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"Hi, Eddie."
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"I said I had to go to the bathroom,"
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"It's like being in a really slow parade."
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"Come on!"
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"we just pretend we don't know each other."
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"Hey."
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"Why aren't you wearing your new suit?"
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"Good question."
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"You let us down, Billy!"
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"Okay!"
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"I'm sorry. I can't do this."
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"He's doing it."
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"who helped me become the person I am... my family."
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"to come out of my shell."
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"for me and my brothers."
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"You've all been real, real nice."
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"She absorbs flavor. Got none of her own."
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"I suppose you don't have to date someone who is Chinese."
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"Whoo!"
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"Next valedictorian?"
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"We're running low."
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"I could tell you weren't reading the speech off your hands."
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"I had to use my own words."
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"An off-the-cuff emotional speech?"
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"She's really going to town on those thighs."
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"M'Mommy, shall we hit the buffet?"
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"You know, in ancient Roman times,"
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"Yeah. Betty Shabazz."
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"Malcolm X wasn't afraid to bring the hammer down"
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"In fact, stand against the wall."
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"You've never measured us before."
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"Let's see how you stack up against"
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"Howie, Jack, and Kimmy Pozlacek."
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"What happened to Kimmy?"
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"At a certain point, she just disappeared altogether."
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"She was so short."
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"I'm so proud of you boys."
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"and Emery's graduating elementary school"
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"as the fifth-grade valedictorian."
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"Okay, let's talk graduation presents."
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"What are you getting me? Can I have Jordans?"
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"No, we're not getting you"
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"We're getting you something better."
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"What?"
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"You are invited to the Cattleman's Ranch"
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"Rib-Eye on the Future Graduation Buffet Dinner,"
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"If it's Rib-Eye on the Future, why are we having chicken?"
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"Because chicken is the steak of the future."
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"Wow."
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"So, our big graduation present"
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"is dinner at your restaurant, which we eat at all the time?"
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"That's incredible!"
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"We'll go to your graduation, then eat after."
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"And you can each invite one friend to bring with you."
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"Great! I'll invite my friend J.J."
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"And he goes through napkins like wildfire."
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"Then I'll invite Mommy."
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"Oh, I would love to go with you, my angel."
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