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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Murder Mystery (S03E03)

"And definitely let us know when you've got that Jacuzzi."
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"Yes, we uh, we will."
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"I guess that's all, that's it now, thanks."
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"Yeah, well, listen, it's uh still early,"
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"We have another meeting."
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"Oh well, you know what they say,"
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"too much work..."
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"- Well, thanks for coming in. - Okay."
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"You go on ahead, I'm just gonna go use the restroom."
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"Oh sure, might as well use some of the amenities."
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"looked like it might be good for you."
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"Mhmm, yeah, I had the same thought,"
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"but when I looked into it, all the courses were full."
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"Alexis, if you don't wanna take the course,"
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"you don't have to take the course."
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"No, there were courses that did look very interesting."
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"Um, it's just kind of complicated."
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"Pub nights, frisbee in the quad..."
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"We got some serious sack circles going."
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"Oh, so many sex circles."
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"Sack. Hacky sack."
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"College, so crazy."
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"So crazy."
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"yet."
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"- Oh. - I know."
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"It's so embarrassing, and I never should've taken"
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"that semester off."
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"But I did meet Beyonce in Mykonos,"
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"Didn't you say on your résumé"
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"that you did four years at UCLA?"
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"if you consider Bel Air an extension of the campus,"
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"which everybody does."
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"This might sound crazy,"
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"but I almost think I should finish high school."
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"And truth be told,"
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"it took me a minute to finish high school myself."
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"You're only saying that to make me feel better."
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"No, no, me and some friends, we just got in a car,"
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"- and took off. - Really?"
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"Yeah, we were following the American Idol tour."
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"We missed a couple shows,"
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"but it's always the exact same set,"
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"so... no regrets."
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"Um, I really wish you hadn't told me that last little bit,"
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"but... thank you."
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"That makes two of us."
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"- Good round? - Not bad."
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"Greens are a little fast, but I like that."
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"Me too."
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"The tee is yours."
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"- Have a great round, you two. - Thanks so much."
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"How did you make that happen?"
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"Well, that's very nice, Stevie!"
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"Okay, let's get our golf sticks."
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"David,"
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"and why am I not surprised to see you in here?"
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"Well, this is my room."
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"Did you know that according to IMDB,"
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"Rosa Parks was in an episode of "Touched By an Angel?""
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"Exactly, David."
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"and practically dripping with ennui!"
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"Okay, that's a bit much."
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"I blame myself."
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"I've set a standard of activity and engagement"
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"so high you don't even try."
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"Okay, I am on a much needed respite"
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"whilst in between jobs."
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"You are squandering your social capital."
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"A taste-maker like you should be out there,"
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"tasting things!"
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"Well, there's a party tonight, as a matter of fact."
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"- The murder mystery thing? - Why not?"
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"like yourself grace their humble soirée?"
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"I'm surprised you're going."
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"I can understand why you'd say that,"
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"but... don't you just know Twyla would be thrilled"
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"to have as many Roses there tonight as possible!"
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"Fine, I will make a surprise appearance."
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"- Good. - But it's twice around the room,"
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"and I know you have a soft spot for seersucker."
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"- I won't be dressing up. - Aw, say, don't be a dew-dropper!"
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"Throw some concealer under those peepers,"
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"make like a swell, and go put on the Ritz!"
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"- Woo. - Good golf shot!"
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"Thank you, Stevie."
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"John, are you going to be done soon?"
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"Just working on my short game, Moira."
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"Stevie and I are pitching Oak Valley next week,"
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"I just wanna make sure I'm ready."
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"Well, the endless tinking of putter to ball"
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"Well, it's for the motel."
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"It's not like... I'm enjoying this."
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"Ohhhh!"
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"Beautiful, see that?"
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"Uh, where are you?!"
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"May I ask who's calling?"
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"You know who this is, and you know where I am."
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"Did everyone show up?"
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"Good, then my work is done."
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"You guilted me into coming here tonight!"
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"And you're better off for it, David."
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"Twyla was set to throw a fiasco until I exerted my influence."
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"Uh yeah, and the way Twyla keeps asking"
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"about where you are,"
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"I'm pretty sure you're the murderer."
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"Then they'll never catch me."
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"Alexis, we sent you to high school in Switzerland"
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"because we trusted you!"
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"That school cost $250,000 dollars!"
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"I know, and I felt so bad about it."
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"And that is why I missed my final semester."
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"Wait a minute, we were at the graduation!"
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"- Yeah! - I know, but I wasn't."
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"- Did we, though? - Yeah."
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"We were there,"
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"we might not have stayed through the "R's,""
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"I think we left halfway through the "L's.""
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"Oh, yeah, it got very repetitive."
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"No, I distinctly remember a celebratory lunch"
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"at the Hotel de Ville, in Crissier,"
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