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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Murder Mystery (S03E03)

"Well, the set up is very important, Stevie."
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"Uh, legs so far apart,"
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"- knees slightly bent. - Ooh!"
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"Yeah, woo!"
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"Johnny, I gotta tell you, you have a sensational stance."
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"Well, I've been golfing for 30 years, Roland."
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"Wow, I like that."
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"and let me show it to you."
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"I don't think I was asking."
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"Well, I think it's better that we show Stevie,"
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"than just talk about it, don't you?"
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"Right, okay, so just first off,"
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"spread your legs just a little wider, if you would, for me."
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"- All right. - There, see, Stevie?"
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"They've gotta be like, sort of even with the shoulders,"
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"and if you would just pop the old tush..."
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"Just go, Bam!"
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"All right, you know what, Roland, I think..."
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"I should be showing you,"
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"because I don't really think you know"
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"- Yeah? - Are you using the Vargon grip?"
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"Are you watching this, Stevie?"
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"Yeah, this is just a little hard to understand,"
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"so I want a record of it."
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"- Okay, delete that, please! - Can I get a copy of that?"
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"- Oh hi, Moira. - Hi."
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"I thought that Roland might still be here."
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"Gotcha."
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"Jocelyn..."
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"it's really good to see you out and about."
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"Yes, I was starting to worry."
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"- Why? - Well, I happened to be chatting"
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"with our dear little Twyla about her party tonight,"
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"What must've felled her?"
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"These parties are not great."
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"Last year it went until 3 am,"
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"And Twyla just wandered around kind of winking at everybody,"
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"until she realized she hadn't picked a murderer."
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"And then the year before there were three murderers,"
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"Well, I hear this year is going to be very different."
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"Expect thoughtful party favors,"
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"themed cocktails,"
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"first class catering."
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"I thought it was a potluck?"
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"You, Jocelyn, are the mayor's wife,"
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"you are the self-appointed leader of the Jazzigals,"
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"and most importantly,"
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"Twyla worships you."
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"- She does? - Yes."
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"it's no less than a snowball gathering speed,"
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"- And that's good? - Very good."
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"I just wish I hadn't thrown out that flapper dress"
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"from Halloween last year."
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"- Oh! - Spread the word!"
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"Be the snowball."
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"Be the snowball!"
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"Okay, it's just that I misplaced"
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"my high school diploma when we lost our house."
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"No, I wish it was a flood."
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"Okay well, chasing down the paperwork"
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"seems like a lot of work."
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"No, I know that..."
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"I know that your courses require a lot of work,"
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"Okay fine, I will call you back with the paperwork, thanks."
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"Um, what's going on?"
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"Um, I'm just putting some feelers out."
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"A lot of people have encouraged me"
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"to build on the skills I acquired as creative director"
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"of the Blouse Barn, so."
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"I thought it could be good for me."
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"Okay, well, this is sort of my thing, though."
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"I really don't think you can claim education"
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"as your thing,"
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"and I don't even think I'll be able to take those courses,"
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"because the stupid people at the college"
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"wouldn't just take my word for it when I told them"
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"But why do you need it, though?"
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"To prove that I graduated high school."
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""oh, you don't have your high school diploma,"
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"you can't come to our college.""
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"That's almost word for word"
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"what they just said to me on the phone."
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"Well..."
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"I just don't think I have that kind of time."
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"- Oh, there they are. - Oh."
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"Mr. Rose, Ms. Budd."
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"Yes, please call me Johnny."
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"Always nice to put a face to the name."
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"Always ready."
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"- I like your visor. - Thanks, it's new."
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"So I hear there's quite a few new developments at your motel."
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"Uh, we'd love to hear about them,"
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"why don't we have a seat?"
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"On a day like this?"
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"Sorry, did you think we'd be playing a round?"
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"Oh, no, no, no, no, no."
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"We-we had a meeting earlier at another club,"
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"and they wanted us to test drive the course,"
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"so... we're in the attire."
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"Oh, where were you playing?"
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"Uh, we were playing at um..."
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"it was what course, Stevie?"
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"It was down the road."
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"- Grove? - Grove, Maple Grove."
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"Maple Grove?"
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"No, I don't know that one."
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"Very exclusive, uh, but it is set..."
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"So every room will have wi-fi,"
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"and upgraded beds,"
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"Uh, working toilets, which probably sounds like"
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"something I don't need to mention but you know,"
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"just covering all the bases."
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"Well, it's just that um..."
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"We've been talking to the Elmington Moto-Lodge,"
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"and they've got coin laundry, and a Jacuzzi."
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"Well, we can certainly put in a Jacuzzi."
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"Well, as an avid golfer myself,"
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"I can tell you that when you buy a golf package,"
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"you don't necessarily want to spend the entire weekend"
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"Well, thanks for coming by."
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