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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - A Very Special Girl/Until the Last Goodbye/The Inspector (S01E01)

"I don't participate in them."
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"Millions bought it, thinking they'd get instant sex appeal."
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"So are you."
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"Would everyone just gather around here."
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"Oh, I... I've got your card right here."
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"Captain Stubing... and... And..."
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"but this is ridiculous."
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"I'd do anything to get Alex back."
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"You might have heard some of them."
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"What's the matter?"
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"I got the message from my 272 mini-scan."
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"What's logic got to do with love?"
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"that's the music to the Cupid Cologne jingle."
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"from the ship's library."
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"How would you know?"
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"No, no, no. Excuse moi."
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"Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha."
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"The only time he looks me in the eyes"
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"A punch in the nose? That sounds good to me."
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"you bite him in the leg."
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"Encore."
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"Goodbye, Doc. And thank you for everything."
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"but last night with you,"
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"I remembered the most important part:"
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"You need a shave."
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"♪ Love ♪"
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"♪ Exciting and new ♪"
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"♪ Come aboard ♪"
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"♪ We're expecting you ♪"
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"♪ And love ♪"
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"♪ Life's sweetest reward ♪"
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"♪ Let it flow ♪"
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"♪ It floats back to you ♪"
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"♪ The Love Boat ♪"
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"♪ Soon will be making Another run ♪"
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"♪ The Love Boat ♪"
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"♪ Promises something For everyone ♪"
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"♪ Set a course for adventure ♪"
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"♪ Your mind on a new romance ♪"
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"♪ And love ♪"
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"♪ Won't hurt anymore ♪"
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"♪ It's an open smile ♪"
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"♪ On a friendly shore ♪"
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"♪ It's love ♪"
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"♪ Welcome aboard It's love ♪"
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"Good afternoon. Welcome aboard our Valentine's cruise."
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"Miss McCoy. Mr. Smith."
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"Captain Stubing."
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"Good afternoon, sir. You seem very chipper this afternoon."
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"Well, I always enjoy our Valentine's Day singles cruise."
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"Ah. Ah, yes."
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"It's nice to see singles who want to be couples"
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"instead of couples who want to be single, for a change."
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"And I have the perfect way to pair them off."
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"I've hired a matchmaker."
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"Well, how quaint."
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"Do we all sing "Hello, Dolly!" when she comes aboard?"
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"No, sir. This is a computer."
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"The passengers fill out cards,"
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"and then a man feeds them into the computer,"
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"and bingo: boy meets Valentine cruise girl of his dreams."
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"Ingenious. I thought so."
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"Do you have a card for me?"
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"Well, sir, it's just a novelty icebreaker."
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"You certainly don't need a computer to get a date."
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"Heh. Of course not."
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"I just think that a captain should set an example."
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"You know, uh, get into the swing of things."
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"Mm-hm. Yes, sir. I'll put your name on the list."
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"Oh, that's Stubing. S-T-U-B-I-N..."
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"Mm. Right, sir. I vaguely remember."
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"Isn't this exciting? They've got all kinds of activities."
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"Oh, yes, I see many activities I could be interested in."
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"Oh, hello."
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"Are you the ship's photographer?"
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"Oh, no, no. I'm here for the same thing you are."
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"The activities? You got it."
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"Heh. Uh, I'm Betsy Carruthers. Oh, Heather McKenzie."
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"Penny Jacobs. Hello."
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"Well, they've got lots of interesting things"
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"lined up for us, huh?"
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"Ooh, they certainly have."
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"Oh, my dear, will you look at that one?"
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"Hey, Chet. What's goin' on?"
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"How are you? Meet Sam."
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"Hey, Sam. SAM: Hi, how are you?"
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"I see he brought his cameras."
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"Well, I just happen to take a few pictures myself."
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"Ah, so then you're very at home in the dark room."
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"Heh."
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"Uh, hi."
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"I'm Adam Bricker. May I have this dance?"
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"Heh. What dance?"
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"Well, you know how these single cruises are."
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"I just wanted to get my bid in first."
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"I'm flattered, but the truth is,"
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"I didn't know this was a singles cruise."
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"I just came for the sea air and a chance to relax."
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"At least, uh, can I help you to your cabin?"
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"Alex."
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"Adam. Adam Bricker."
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"Alex."
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"I'm sorry. You must have the wrong person."
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"How about the 50-cent tour?"
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"That man, he looks exactly like someone I once knew."
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"Well, there's lots of look-alikes in the world."
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"I've often been told I look like, uh, Clint Eastwood."
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"Heh."
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"Burt Reynolds?"
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"Woody Allen?"
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"Oh."
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"Well, they said that they'd switch,"
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"so why don't you just go ahead and do it?"
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"I think it would be fine, okay?"
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"Uh, heh, I'm sorry, my French is lousy."
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"Excuse me, Gopher?"
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"Mm? Could you help, please?"
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"Just a moment."
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"Uh, how's your French? I beg your pardon?"
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"French."
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