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Clips from Glee - Old Dog, New Tricks (S05E05)

"She just wants him to stop tearing everything up."
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"You seriously think you can train that dog?"
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"I had to teach you how to use Velcro."
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"Okay, yeah, well, Velcro's hard. It's like black magic."
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"But, look, I can do this, okay? Doggies crave discipline."
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"it's a working title, don't judge me..."
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"and then once Mercedes gets home tonight, he'll be groomed,"
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"trained and ready to melt her heart"
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"with those big, beautiful puppy dog eyes that he gets from me."
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"- Let's do it. - All right, good."
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"♪ I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand ♪"
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"♪ Walking through the streets of Soho ♪"
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"♪ In the rain ♪"
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"♪ He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's ♪"
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"♪ Going to get a big dish of beef chow mein ♪"
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"♪ Ah-ooh ♪"
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"♪ Werewolves of London ♪"
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"♪ Ah-ooh... ♪"
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"♪ Ah-ooh ♪"
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"♪ Werewolves of London ♪"
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"♪ Ah-ooh ♪"
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"♪ If you hear him howling around your kitchen door ♪"
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"♪ Little old lady got mutilated late last night ♪"
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"♪ Werewolves of London again ♪"
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"♪ Ah-ooh, werewolves of London ♪"
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"♪ Ah-ooh, ooh ♪"
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"♪ Ah-ooh ♪"
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"♪ Doing the werewolves of London ♪"
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"♪ I saw Lon Chaney Jr. Walking with the Queen ♪"
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"♪ Doing the werewolves of London ♪"
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"♪ All right ♪"
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"♪ I saw a werewolf ♪"
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"Drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's."
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"Huh, his hair was perfect."
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"♪ Ah-ooh ♪"
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"♪ Werewolves of London ♪"
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"♪ Draw blood ♪"
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"♪ Ah, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah ♪"
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"Boys, I've returned to Neverland!"
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"Peter, we killed a giant bird while you were gone."
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"If I get down, I'm not getting back up."
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"Oh, we look ridiculous!"
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"What were we thinking when"
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"we chose to do Peter Pan?"
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"Well, we wanted to show our families"
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"Right, Freddie?"
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"But you guys are still energetic and young."
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"You know, if you want to seem young, you got to feel young."
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"You know, maybe updating it a little bit."
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"I still think that we should do"
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"The Importance of Being Earnest."
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"Ever since you were a question on Jeopardy!,"
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"you have been such a know-it-all."
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"Maggie, flowers came for you."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, they're from my daughter, Clara!"
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"She's a defense attorney. "Mom,"
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""sorry I have to miss opening night."
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"I have to be in Reno for a deposition.""
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"Oh."
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"She is so thoughtful."
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"She spoils me."
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"Oh, that's too bad."
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"I know how important Clara is to her."
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"She talks about her constantly."
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"All about their lunches, and their late night phone calls,"
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"and their double dates."
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"Except none of it's real."
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"Those flowers aren't from her daughter."
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"Maggie sends herself flowers"
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"once a week to keep up appearances."
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"Clara hasn't been here in years."
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"You are shredding my last nerve."
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"Before you say anything else, you should know"
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"that Artie and I tamed the beast that is McConaughey."
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"He's not barking,"
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"he's been off his leash for the last few hours,"
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"and he didn't eat any of your weird, strange,"
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"Indian hair."
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"All of that is great,"
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"Sam, but we talked about this,"
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"and we both agreed, we can't take care of a dog."
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"Really? Because it looks like"
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"I'm doing a pretty good job of it right now."
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"For the moment."
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"But what's gonna happen when you have, like, a 20-hour shoot,"
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"and you can't walk McConaughey, or-or put out his food?"
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"I don't know. I thought maybe you could help."
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"Well, I would, and I could, but what happens when I go on tour?"
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"Uh, we could get a dog-sitter. I don't know."
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"Who's gonna call the sitter?"
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"Who's gonna make sure that they have a key to get in?"
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"Who's gonna pay them?"
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"I am, and you know what else I've been thinking about?"
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"You going on tour, and me being in this brownstone,"
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"all alone and wanting some company."
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"You know, last time I checked,"
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"New York's a pretty lonely town."
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"Is that what this is really about?"
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"Maybe."
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"Partly, yes."
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"But if we're being honest,"
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"I think it's also about"
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"when I suggested we take McConaughey home,"
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"you couldn't even imagine me being able to take care of him,"
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"okay, and that's just... that's just crap, okay."
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"It's like you're looking at me like I'm a boy and not a man."
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"- Sam... - Look, I took care of"
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"my whole family when they had nothing, okay."
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"When they were as poor and as homeless as McConaughey."
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"I made sure they ate,"
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"I made sure they had a roof over their head,"
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"I made sure my little brother"
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"and sister got to school on time."
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"Me, Sam, the slacker."
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"- Oh, Sam, I... I know. - But, yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"I know... I know that I forget about"
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"appointments sometimes,"
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"and I leave my clothes around the apartment,"
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"and I get distracted playing video games,"
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