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Clips from Glee - Old Dog, New Tricks (S05E05)

"Later today, you are going to take"
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"a couple of dogs for a walk around the block,"
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"where paparazzi will be conveniently waiting."
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"You're gonna get snapped, give a quote,"
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"bam, Broadway Bitches is off and running."
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"And I also snagged you"
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"this designer number by a designer that is so fancy,"
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"I can't even pronounce his name. There's hardly any vowels in it."
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"And if you wear it and get photographed in it,"
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"you get to keep it for free. But how do we know that they'll be there?"
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"I made a couple of calls"
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"and I tweeted from your account,"
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"and I used hashtag living,"
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"Oh, my God, Kurt! I have the best news"
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"that I've been wanting to tell you about."
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"Is Liza off her meds, running around Central Park again?"
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"I'm starting a dog-rescue charity!"
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"It's gonna be great."
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"Oh, could I perform, too?"
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"I-I've been itching to do something outside of school."
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"One Three Hill's been on a hiatus"
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"ever since Elliot went to his yoga retreat"
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"and Dani's Roller Derby team became state champions."
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"I-I... I think we're just gonna keep it us girls."
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"We don't want the event to be, like..."
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"Amateur open mic night?"
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"No, no, no, Kurt."
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"This is not personal, okay?"
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"This is about Rachel and her image."
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"And you are so good"
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"that you would just be pulling focus from her."
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"No, I-I get it. I get that I haven't exactly"
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"made a name for myself like the rest of you have, but..."
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"gosh, you'd just think after everything,"
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"someone would throw me a bone for once."
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"Kurt, wait."
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"All right, boys, I don't want..."
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"I'll leave the window unlocked."
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"That strange boy may come looking for his shadow."
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"Oh, Pillsbury, you made it!"
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"I hope I'm not interrupting anything."
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"Sit down."
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"Take in the magic!"
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"Debbie, it's your... it's your cue."
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"Debbie! Rule number one: hearing aids on"
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"during rehearsal!"
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"Uh-oh."
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"Peter's dead, folks."
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"less than a week away from opening night."
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"Oh, she was always so selfish."
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"We have to cancel."
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"Debbie was the only one with hips strong enough"
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"f-for the harness."
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"Take a walk down the halls here."
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"Room after room of beds"
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"filled with people who won't get out of them anymore."
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"Not because they can't"
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"but because they can't find any reason to."
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"This show,"
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"uh, getting up in front"
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"of an audience... this was my reason."
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"- Oh, I'm sorry. - Yeah."
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"Wh-Wh... uh, when is opening night?"
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"Uh, Monday at 4:00 p.m."
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"Incidentally, that's also closing night."
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"I-I could fill in, unless there's a rule"
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"about residents only being in the show."
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"First of all, we only have two rules."
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"One, remember your teeth."
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"And your teeth."
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"And... don't mix up"
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"your night pills"
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"with your day pills. It's simple."
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"I thought I was a pterodactyl."
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"Are you sure, Pillsbury?"
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"Peter Pan is a very vocally"
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"demanding role for a woman."
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"Can you handle it? Oh, yeah."
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"I-I'm a countertenor,"
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"and I practically have the score memorized."
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"I was obsessed with my tape"
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"of Mary Martin's version when I was a kid."
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"Which explains a lot now that I think about it."
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"We have a piano."
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"Uh, could you audition with any music or anything?"
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"You know, we just can't hand you a part."
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"We have standards. Right?"
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"I-I do. I always carry"
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"sheet music with me just in case."
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"Oh. Oh. Oh."
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"♪ Midnight ♪"
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"♪ Not a sound from the pavement ♪"
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"♪ Has the moon lost her memory? ♪"
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"♪ In the lamplight ♪"
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"♪ The withered leaves collect at my feet ♪"
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"♪ And the wind ♪"
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"♪ Begins to moan ♪"
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"♪ Daylight ♪"
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"♪ I must wait for the sunrise ♪"
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"♪ I must think of a new life ♪"
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"♪ And I mustn't give in ♪"
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"♪ When the dawn comes ♪"
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"♪ Tonight will be a memory, too ♪"
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"♪ And a new day ♪"
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"♪ Will begin ♪"
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"♪ Burnt-out ends ♪"
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"♪ Of smoky days ♪"
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"♪ The stale cold smell of morning ♪"
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"♪ A streetlamp dies ♪"
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"♪ Another night is over ♪"
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"♪ Another day is dawning ♪"
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"♪ It's so easy to leave me ♪"
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"♪ All alone with the memory ♪"
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"♪ Of my days in the sun ♪"
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"IE ♪ Days in the sun ♪"
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"♪ If you touch me ♪"
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"♪ You'll understand what happiness is ♪"
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"♪ Look, a new day ♪"
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"♪ Has begun... ♪"
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"♪ Has begun... ♪"
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