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Clips from Glee - Old Dog, New Tricks (S05E05)

"Well, in case NBC casts Clay Aiken"
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"and it's ruined for good."
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"You know, I won't even ask him; I'll put it up in the window."
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"Hey, Pillsbury, why the long face?"
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"You look like"
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"the saddest dough boy in the world."
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"Oh, I wouldn't want to bother you with any of my problems."
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"I usually just file it all away, and then wait for an episode"
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"of Long Island Medium to let it all out."
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"Are you sure?"
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"It's like everyone"
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"in my life has moved on to something except for me."
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"When did I become the mother in a Nancy Meyers movie?"
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"I mean, all they need me for is to remind them how talented"
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"and beautiful they are... it's like they don't care."
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"I care. I can't tell you how nice it is"
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"to talk to someone without them texting"
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"in the middle of the conversation."
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"Oh, I know exactly how you feel."
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"Most of my friends can't hear."
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"Mm. I'm Kurt, by the way."
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"Maggie Banks."
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"Wait a second."
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"D-Did I just have a therapy session"
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"with-with the Maggie Banks,"
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"the-the Broadway legend?"
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"You were in one of the biggest Broadway flops in history."
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"Well, in my defense, Helen Keller the Musical"
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"was the talk of the town."
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""She can't hear"
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"or see, but she has a voice of gold.""
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"Now, that was a tagline."
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"Looks like my ride is here."
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"How did you boys"
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"find me so fast? Actually, you dropped"
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"a couple of posters, Maggie... we're just following the trail."
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"Yeah, 18 blocks... it's a new record."
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"Well, someone has to advertise."
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"It was nice"
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"to talk to you, Pillsbury."
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"You, too."
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"And if you don't have any plans..."
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"come and visit us in rehearsal."
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"I would love to, Maggie. Thanks. Good."
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"See ya. Okay, guys."
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"Can I drive today?"
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"So they really just stay in these cages all day?"
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"Oh, no, we give them five walks a day."
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"We take them to a dog run for two hours of exercise"
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"every other day... we really do our best,"
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"given the limited funding that we have."
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"You got to remember, these are rescue dogs, you know? Most of these dogs have"
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"been living on the streets, or they were abandoned, abused..."
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"what happens to them eventually?"
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"Well, it depends on how old they are, really. We try to get as many"
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"of them adopted as we can, but when we can't, not much choice."
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"You know, it's... it's the worst part of my job."
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"Well, that's why we're here, actually."
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"We want to arrange a very public"
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"a-and great event for a cause that"
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"we are so passionate animals."
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"Yeah, you said something about Broadway? Yes. I am starring currently"
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"in the acclaimed Broadway revival of Funny Girl."
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"I don't know if you've seen it. I don't really get into the city much."
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"I'm not a Broadway guy. But I liked Cats. Okay,"
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"well, it doesn't really matter, you know... we just want"
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"guided towards the Broadway community... aka me..."
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"I got it, I got it."
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"Okay, well, you know,"
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"we'll take care of everything, um..."
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"- Okay. That's great. - Really?"
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"Yeah, I'm in for sure."
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"- Yeah? - I'm in. Yeah."
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"I'll get the information together; let's do it."
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"Okay. Amazing. Thank you."
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"We love you. Hi."
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"We should get one."
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"Look at you. Ooh. Oh, no. Sam, I love animals,"
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"but I've got my hands full taking care of you."
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"You're more than enough."
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"It happens sometimes. Uh, it's no big deal."
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"When they get like this,"
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"I pipe music in through the P.A. system,"
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"but it's all busted now, so..."
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"Today's your lucky day... I just read John Mayer's bio, and he"
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"said you always have to have your guitar 80% of the time."
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"♪ Moving forward, using all my breath ♪"
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"♪ Crashing all around your face ♪"
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"♪ Never really knowing it was always ♪"
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"♪ Mesh and lace ♪"
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"♪ I'll stop the world and melt with you ♪"
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"♪ You've seen the difference ♪"
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"♪ And it's getting better all the time ♪"
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"♪ There's nothing you and I won't do ♪"
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"♪ Dream of better lives ♪"
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"♪ The kind which never hate ♪"
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"♪ You should see why ♪"
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"♪ Dropped in the state of ♪"
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"♪ Imaginary grace ♪"
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"♪ You should know better ♪"
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"♪ I made a pilgrimage ♪"
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"♪ To save this humans race ♪"
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"♪ You should see why ♪"
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"♪ Has long gone by ♪"
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"♪ Let's stop the world ♪"
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"♪ I'll stop the world and melt with you ♪"
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"♪ But it's getting better all the time ♪"
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"♪ Let's stop the world ♪"
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"♪ There's nothing you and I won't do ♪"
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"♪ Let's stop the world ♪"
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"♪ The future's ♪"
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"♪ Open wide ♪"
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"♪ Mm, mm ♪"
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"♪ Oh, oh ♪"
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"♪ Let's stop the world ♪"
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"♪ I'll stop the world and melt with you ♪"
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"♪ Let's stop the world ♪"
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"♪ I'll stop the world and melt with you. ♪"
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"I've got it. I have got the perfect plan"
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"for how to get this thing off the ground."
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