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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - I Want You (She's So Heavy) (S30E30)

"for the person I'm pretending to be."
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"(laughter)"
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"And the number one new wedding trend is..."
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"True love!"
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"AUDIENCE: True love! True love!"
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"Buy our book if we have one."
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"I'm starting to think that's not Dr. Heffernan."
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"(moans) ...perfect night."
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"You wait here while I go..."
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"(seductively): pay the babysitter."
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"-(laughter) -(loud music playing)"
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"Get out of my house!"
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"-Later. -And now, my lady, to the boudoir,"
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"which I believe is somewhere near the bedroom."
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"Ooh!"
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"(grunts) Have I picked you up yet?"
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"I can't te-- Oh!"
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"(strained): Perfect end to..."
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"Voulez-vous coucher avec..."
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"-(cracking, popping) -(screams)"
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"-What the?! (shouting) -Ow!"
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"(both groaning)"
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"No one's making you stay."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"For about 36 hours."
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"By then, this mild ankle sprain should be good as new."
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"Homie wouldn't have dropped me if I hadn't put on a few pounds."
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"this."
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"(moans)"
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"And it was such a good date night."
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"Well, now it's a hernia morning."
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"See, you've got a tear in your abdominal wall"
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"and a section of your intestine has pushed through."
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"Aren't you going to chuckle?"
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"An inguinal hernia is no laughing matter."
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"(chuckles)"
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""Inguinal.""
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"Will I need surgery?"
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"Possibly. But don't be alarmed."
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"It's just some scalpel work around your scrotum."
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"(groans)"
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"-(engine revs, tires screech) -A little more."
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"No, those are the wipers!"
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"Oh, you just called OnStar."
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"Now, look, you two, you're not kids anymore."
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"Listen to your body. It'll tell you what to do."
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"WOMAN: OnStar operator."
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"What is your emergency?"
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"Every comedian I thought is funny"
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"Hmm. "Possible side effects"
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"may include hallucinations...""
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"inability to fo... cus.""
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"Blah, blah, blah."
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""Do not mix with alcohol"?"
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"Boy, get me a beer."
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"-(Bart humming) -(grunting)"
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"-Huh? What are you doing? -(chuckles)"
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"Helping you get better."
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"and they said, if it can't reach its own food,"
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"(chuckles)"
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"to be a little more grown-up."
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"Can you do that?"
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"I bet you can."
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"(humming)"
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"Honey, I signed us up for physical therapy this afternoon."
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"Even booking the appointment,"
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"they told me, "Great job.""
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"Absolutely."
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"I want to get better."
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"I really do."
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"MALE VOICE: I would caution against physical therapy."
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"Guys like us don't look good in shorts."
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"Oh, why is it never hair growth?"
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"It's me, your hernia."
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"And I am telling you,"
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"just take it easy."
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"Are you sure?"
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"I just promised Marge."
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"Take it from your hernia."
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"(Marge grunting)"
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"(New Zealand accent): Oh, you've got this, Marge!"
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"Now, focus on your co-ah."
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"I guess I've been neglecting my key-aah."
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"Is it this?"
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"No. All I can say is, if you have a muscle"
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"and you know what it does, then that is not the co-ah."
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"Right, that's what I said-- co-ah."
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"Now, what sports are we gettin' you ready for, Marge?"
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"Rollerblading? Uh, Muay Thai?"
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"No, nothing like that."
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"Ah, so Homer isn't coming, eh?"
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"You know, I could go to him at work."
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"All right, well, we'll get you into something."
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"Uh, mountain biking? Free bouldering?"
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"I got it. Marge, we are going to get you kitesurfing!"
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"I could do that with Homie."
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"You know what?"
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"I'm not letting Homer drag me down this time."
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"Yes, I want to learn kitesurfing."
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"¶ Let's go kitesurfing now ¶"
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"¶ Come on Kitesurf-ari with me... ¶"
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"And a spreader-bar, bindings, impact vest, chicken loop,"
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"donkey stick, squirrel clip, and, of course, parking pass."
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"We are worse than sand in a hot dog, eh, Lou?"
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"You know there's a double murder downtown?"
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"Follow the timing of my pecs."
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"left, left, right..."
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"Ah. Don't look me in the eyes, Marge."
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"My pecs are down here."
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"while Dad is eating three desserts."
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"Oh, your grandma and I had our differences,"
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"but we stopped arguing when she disappeared for three decades."
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"to get an evening out just with you."
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"Can I get you a baby chair?"
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"No? You're good?"
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"Homer's-a talking to nobody."
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"I'm expensive."
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"Homer, you're doing great."
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"trying to stay fit."
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"They're just setting themselves up to meet my buddies"
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