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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa the Iconoclast (S07E07)

"When I lose something, sometimes it turns up in my shoes."
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"Actually, if it's anywhere it would be lodged in the sinus."
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"All right. Here goes. Forgive us, Jebediah. We mean no disrespect."
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"Well, that settles that."
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"There is no silver tongue, is there, Bonesy?"
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"Oh, I wish, Chief. With that kind of dough, I could buy me some eyeballs."
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"- Why don't you sing a song for the nice people? - All right."
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"I was so sure."
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"- Hear ye. Hear ye. Everybody makes mistakes. Let's go home."
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"Not so fast, Simpson."
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"This foul business was all your fault."
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"By the power vested in me, I hereby strip you of your ceremonial bell-"
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"and tri-corner hat."
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"You will have the hat cleaned and then return it."
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"Oh, Dad. I'm really sorry."
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"Oh, it's not your fault, honey."
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"I shouldn't have let you let me get carried away."
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"Why did you dig up the bones of the past?"
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"Why did you disturb the ghosts of history?"
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"I- I-"
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"General Washington?"
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"You did some good work exposing Jebediah, Lisa. Don't stop now."
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"There's just one piece left in the puzzle."
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"But I've caused so much trouble already, General Washington. I can't go on."
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"We had quitters in the Revolution too."
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"We called them Kentuckians."
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"Well, I'll just have to find another little girl to be president."
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"What's your friend Janey's number?"
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"Oh, let me help you, George Washington. I still want to help you!"
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"I want to help you, George Washington?"
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"Even your dreams are square."
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"I'm not Mommy, Ralph. I'm Miss Hoover."
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"The missing piece of the puzzle. I've got it.!"
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"You? What are you doing here?"
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"I was right aboutJebediah, and now I can prove it."
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"Oh, please. Not that claptrap again."
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"Haven't you hurtJebediah enough with your childish tales..."
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"of pirate ships and fisticuffs and a silver tongue that can't be found?"
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"- That's because you stole it! - That's a lie!"
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"I'm an antiquarian, damn it. It's my job to seek out the truth."
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"But when you found the truth you couldn't take it."
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"You couldn't stand that you devoted your life to a fraud..."
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"- Didn't you? - No. No. That-That's preposterous."
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"I mean, I- I couldn't. You-You can't-"
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"Stop it! Where's the silver tongue?"
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"I thought no one would ever find it."
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"When I pried open the coffin it was there-"
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"that shiny tongue sticking out ofhis mouth..."
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"razzing my entire career- my-my life."
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"- But I thought I had you fooled. - You did."
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"Until I realized thatJebediah's confession was saying more than he meant it to."
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"How else could he have gotten this?"
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"Sprungfeld must have taken it with him when he ran off after the fight."
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"- Exactly. - This celebration is a sham."
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"And it's all my fault."
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"We've got to get the word out to every man, woman and child in town."
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"Stop everything! Stop the parade."
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"- What? - What's goin' on here?"
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"- This is highly unorthodox. - This is Lisa Simpson."
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"She's discovered something very important..."
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"aboutJebediah Springfield that you need to hear."
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"People of Springfield, I, um-"
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"I did a lot of research on Jebediah Springfield, and-"
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"- Hmm. I think I can pick her off. - Wait. Let's see what she has to say."
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"Jebediah Springfield was-"
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"Jebediah was..."
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"great."
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"I, um, just wanted to say..."
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"that I've done some research, and, uh..."
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"he was great."
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"Yeah."
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"- Well said. - Great speech!"
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"Jebediah would be proud of you."
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"- Why didn't you tell them? - Because the myth ofJebediah has value too."
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"It's brought out the best in everyone in this town."
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"Regardless of who said it, a noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."
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"- Well, hey. It's Homer. Good to see you, nei- - Get lost."
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"Hear ye! Hear ye!"
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"Hear ye!"
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"He is not the official town crier! Police, do something!"
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"Well, I'd like to, ma'am, but he's too damn good."
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"Let him march, boys. Let the man march."
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"That a people might embiggen America"
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"That a man might embiggen"
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"His soul"
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"- His soul - Hyah."
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"His soul"
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"Hyah.!"
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"Hyah."
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"Shh!"
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"This case holds our most treasured exhibit:"
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"Stop!"
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