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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Financial Permeability (S02E02)

"There are many variables. It would take forever."
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"The movie is playing here at 7:20, here at 7:40..."
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"All right. These theaters have to be eliminated."
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"Why? They're state of the art: digital projection, surround sound."
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"...proximate to a Sheldon-approved theater."
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"- We could eat after the movie. - Unacceptable."
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"Hang on, hang on. There's a 7-Eleven here."
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"- I don't see how we missed that. - Excuse me?"
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"...to create an emergency ad hoc Slurpee-lcee equivalency?"
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"Later, dude."
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"Yes, it occurs to me too."
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"Here. Take some."
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"Wow, you got a lot of money in there."
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"- Don't you need money? - Well, yeah, but--"
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"The rest is divvied up between a small savings account..."
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"...and the hollowed-out buttocks of a superhero action figure..."
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"Hmm."
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"Oh, God, no, I can't."
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"Look, Sheldon, honey, I don't want things to be weird between us."
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"...and you're living in a refrigerator box and washing your hair with rain water?"
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"Of course. That's how you move a conversation forward."
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"Additionally..."
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"- Hey, Penny. How was work? - Great."
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"Yes."
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"Penny?"
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"...of a piece of women's fashion adapted from male military uniforms?"
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"Well, which is it? Ten or 11?"
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"You'll get the next one."
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"He was just wondering if he wore skintight jeans and a tank top..."
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"What are you saying? That I'm using my body to get dinner?"
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"Let me tell you something, I pay my own way in this world."
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"I don't rely on anybody."
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"I will pay you back as soon as I can. You just have to give me time."
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"I can give you more."
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"Yeah."
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"Where I won't be interrogated like a criminal."
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"I forgot my fortune cookie."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Fourteen dollars, huh?"
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"TV star."
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"Oh."
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"I would hope so."
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"I don't know but I might have to find a cheaper place to live."
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"Why don't you just get a roommate and stay here?"
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"Tsk, tsk. Leviticus 11:3."
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"Hey, you guys wanna go on a real live quest?"
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"Uh, it turns out he owes Penny a lot of money and I'm gonna go get it from him."
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"...in the real world you just wimp out."
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"Excuse me."
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"...didn't Samwise, Pippin and Merry go?"
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"Leonard, wait."
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"She'll get it when she gets it."
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"No, the problem isn't solved."
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"I've got it."
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"I guess technically that was my fault."
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"I don't need backup."
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"- Nice hat. - You know?"
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"Hey, I know it's none of my business, but where did the money come from?"
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"...and picked up more hours at the restaurant."
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"...and gives me the money he owes me."
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"Did he say why?"
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"Yes. He said he was feeling guilty and wanted to do what was right."
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"Bye, guys."
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"That's your badge of honor. They're your, uh, warrior's wound, if you will."
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"I was wrong."
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"Great."
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"While Raj just wanted to pee"
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"Hmm."
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"The problem appears to be unsolvable."
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"Maybe we could run some computer simulations."
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"We've gotta be missing something."
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"Okay. Let's start again."
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"...here at 8:10, and here at 8:45."
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"Yes, but they have no Icee machines."
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"They have Twizzlers instead of Red Vines. No lumbar support can compensate for that."
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"It's gonna take an hour to eat and I don't see a Sheldon-approved restaurant..."
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"The delay would result in tomorrow morning's bowel movement at work."
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"We smuggle Slurpees, which are essentially Icees, in under our coats..."
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"...after having a pleasant meal either here, here or here."
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"Wow."
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"In what universe are Slurpees Icees?"
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"That's how we missed it."
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"Would you be prepared, on a non-precedential basis..."
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"Oh, Leonard, you know I can't do that."
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"Okay, I guess we only have one option."
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"Yup, I don't see any way around it."
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"- Bye, Sheldon. - See you."
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"They're right. It was the only option."
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"- Oh. Oh. Shut the door, Shut the door. - Why?"
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"- Get inside and shut the door. - Well, you didn't specify."
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"- Is Leonard around? - He went to the movies without me."
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"It was the only option."
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"I'm sorry, I don't know understand which social situation this is."
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"The building manager's showing an apartment downstairs..."
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"- ...and I haven't paid my rent. - Oh, I see."
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"I'm not comfortable harboring a fugitive..."
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"...from the 2311 North Los Robles Corporation."
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"It's no big deal. I'm just a little behind on my bills."
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"They cut back my hours at the restaurant and my car broke down."
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"If you recall..."
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"...I pointed out the "check engine" light to you several months ago."
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"It's the stupid engine that stopped working."
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"It cost me, like, $ 1200 to fix it."
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"You know, it occurs to me. You could solve all your problems by obtaining more money."
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"Pay me back when you can."
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"I'm never silly."
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"- Here. - No, I can't."
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"This is money I'm not using."
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"But what if you need it?"
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"My expenses account for 46.9 percent of my after-tax income."
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"...who shall remain nameless for his own protection."
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"Or her own protection."
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"- Take some. - Really? I mean, are you sure?"
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"I see no large upcoming expenditures."
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"...with Adamantium like Wolverine."
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"Okay. Well, thank you."
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"Hmm."
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"Ah, hmm."
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"Won't it also be weird if I have to say hello to you on my way to work..."
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"Of course you will."
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