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Clips from Gilmore Girls - Christopher Returns (S01E01)

"It's the same Black Sabbath riff all over again."
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"The Offspring have one chord progression. They use it over and over."
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"They pop on new words and call it a single."
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"I don't wanna talk about this anymore!"
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"I'm the immature and irresponsible one."
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"I was willing to get married when you got pregnant."
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"We were too young and wouldn't have made it. You know that."
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"We're not too young now."
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"Okay, now I need some coffee."
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"What about last night? What did our having sex mean to you?"
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"It meant that Jose Cuervo still has amazing magical powers."
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"We can't get married, Christopher. We don't even know each other as adults."
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"Let's get married and get to know each other as adults."
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"That's very Fiddler on the Roof of you."
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"Let's get to know each other. What do you wanna know?"
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"How's your business really doing?"
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"I knew it."
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"You just sat there last night, just smiling and nodding..."
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"while my dad and your dad went on and on..."
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"I didn't wanna upset anybody."
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"- I wanted last night to be nice. - It was."
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"It would've been better if I would've announced:"
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"'On top of everything you're upset about, I wanna add..."
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"'I'm the world's biggest loser. ' Would that be festive?"
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"- You're not a loser. - Please."
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"You're a liar, but you're not a loser."
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"- Thank you. - You're welcome."
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"We're arguing like an old married couple. Doesn't that show potential?"
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"Christopher, I swear to God..."
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"I've been looking for the one. That elusive soul mate. I really have."
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"I just believe it's you. It's always been you."
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"That's not true. If Tony Randall can crank one out in his 70s..."
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"you have decades left to spawn."
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"I don't know how much I miss Rory until I see her like this."
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"It's easier staying away."
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"No, don't stay away."
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"Don't."
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"Rory needs her dad."
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"- Call us when you get home. - I will."
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"- And call more. - I will."
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"See you."
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"Dad wants to know if you'll reconsider."
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"She says, 'Nope, Offspring sucks and Metallica rules. '"
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"Fair enough."
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"Drive safe."
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"- He wanted you to marry him, didn't he? - Spy."
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"You know, crazier things have happened."
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"Crazier than having your mom and dad married?"
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"- Yes. - I don't think they have."
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"Because he wants things he is not ready for."
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"- How do you know? - I know him so well, you have no idea."
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"Maybe he can change. Maybe it's different."
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"He did come here this time. He's never done that before."
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"- Stop. - Why?"
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"I don't want you getting all worked up over this."
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"- He loves you. - He does love me."
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"Answer me."
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"- Honestly? - Yes."
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"- I will probably always love him. - Okay, so?"
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"But that doesn't change the fact..."
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"that he still has a long way to go before he is ready to take us on full time."
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"I mean, you are a handful, missy."
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"While I'm pure joy and sunshine every waking hour..."
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"I still have my own set of needs that must be met."
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"It just wasn't right, babe. You have to trust me on that."
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"Talk, please."
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"I still think there was a little something different."
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"- Maybe you're right. - Really?"
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"- It would be nice. - Yeah, it would."
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"I'll tell you what, let's not put all the blankets away just yet."
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"- Really? - You never know."
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"What the..."
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"- How'd you get in here? - Your bread guy let me in."
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"I'm switching bread guys."
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"- What do you think? - I think you shouldn't break and enter."
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"So what do you think?"
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"- I knew you'd like it. - Thanks."
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"Anytime. It's fun."
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"So, where's the guy?"
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"- He's gone. - Too bad."
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"We'll be fine."
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"- Luke? - Yeah?"
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"- Can I make one more suggestion? - Nope."
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"- Curtains. - No."
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"- Manly curtains. - Oxymoron."
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"- What did you call me? - No curtains."
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"You got to give a little. How about a tablecloth?"
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"No, we don't do tablecloths here."
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"Previously on Gilmore Girls..."
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"I want to know why you won't paint this place."
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"It's a pain. I'd have to close the place, which I can't afford, or paint it at night..."
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"How about this?"
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"I'll help you. I love to paint."
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"I guess maybe, if I had help."
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"- He's so cute. What's his name? - Case Study Number 12."
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"Show yourself."
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"Molt or chirp or something."
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"This is so not funny."
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"I'll be right over."
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"Out of all the people you could have called..."
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"that would have come and dropped what they were doing, you called Luke."
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"Do you have feelings for this man?"
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"Maybe I do."
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"- Don't you meet your folks on Friday? - Yes."
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"But I can get out early for a special occasion."
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"- Friday it is. - Good."
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"Dad!"
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"On the way, I thought I'd stop by and surprise the Gilmore Girls."
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"Are you surprised?"
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"The teeniest feather could knock me out."
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"Where would somebody find a place to stay here?"
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"- You're staying? - I'm thinking about it."
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"- Stay with us. - Why not stay with us for a few days?"
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"Thanks. You won't even know I'm there."
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"- He looks good, don't you think? - He looks good."
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"- I like his hair shorter. - Shorter's nice."
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"- Do you think he'll stay long? - Wouldn't bet on it."
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"Maybe we make him stay a couple of weeks."
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"Absolutely, by weighting him down with blankets."
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"I just want him to be comfortable."
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