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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Liberace (S03E03)

"True, but the next act'll take care of the broken glass."
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"What's the next act?"
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"- Hildegard, you look beautiful. - I'm Alfredo."
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"- Of course. - Great planning, chief."
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"Excuse me. I'm looking for..."
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"Check upstairs. The dressing room with the star on it."
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"What's that all about?"
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"Well, you see, Liberace is planning his whole concert..."
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"...around our feathered friends."
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"He's auditioning birds in his dressing room."
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"But he hasn't seen my chicken act!"
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"Nellie, Camilla, get your tap shoes,"
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"your seltzer bottles, your bunny ears."
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"Good grief."
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"Scooter, tell Swedish Chef his percolator act is next."
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"Where's that fried egg I ordered?"
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"Oh! Chef, where's that fried egg Floyd ordered?"
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"[speaking mock Swedish]"
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"Yeah, great. Just give it to me."
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"Oh, Swedish Chef, on stage for the percolator act."
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"[talking excitedly]"
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"- That's it, huh? - 'Fraid so, honey."
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"Can I have a handful of coffee to go with it?"
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"[up-tempo music playing]"
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"[singing in mock Swedish]"
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"Percolator."
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"I percolate the coffee."
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"[humming]"
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"[clattering]"
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"[talking in mock Swedish]"
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"What the hey?"
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"Wow, Dr. Bob. What's wrong with this man?"
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"Oh, I think he has an advanced case of ingrown coffeepot."
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"Is it rare?"
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"Surely you've heard of perc-upines?"
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"On the other hand, pigs also suffer from it."
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"- Pigs? - Haven't you heard of pork-ulators?"
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"Tune in next time when you'll hear Nurse Piggy say:"
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"Dr. Bob, should we get him to a hospital?"
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"No. Just keep him away from policemen."
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"OK. I didn't understand that, whatever it was."
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"Thank you, Swedish Hospital Veterinarian Chef."
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"Well, so much for dignity."
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"about the concert Liberace's doing with birds."
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"- So I've noticed. - Especially Gonzo."
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"I had to put a security guard"
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"on Liberace's dressing room door."
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"I'm telling you, he's got to see my chickens."
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"Liberace ain't using no chickens in his concert."
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"Then maybe he'll see me."
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"- He's only seeing birds. - I'm a bird."
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"Hey, Lee, I got this real turkey to see you."
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"on the remodeling of the Muppet news studio."
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"And it is said that... Oh!"
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"It won't be long now."
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"I'm down to the ten finalists in the bird auditions."
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"[♪ I Want to Sing in Opera]"
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"♪ I'm getting so tired of these comedy songs ♪"
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"♪ I want to sing something divine ♪"
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"♪ I'm sure and I'm certain to shine ♪"
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"♪ Their music is simply tip top ♪"
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"♪ From now on, Miss Piggy will be known as Piggini ♪"
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"♪ And see if I can't get a job ♪"
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"♪ I want to sing in opera ♪"
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"♪ I've got that kind of voice ♪"
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"♪ I'd always sing in opera ♪"
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"♪ Signore Caruso ♪"
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"♪ That's why I want to sing in opera ♪"
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"♪ Sing in op-op-op-op-opera ♪"
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"Come in, boys."
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"On three. One, two, three."
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"♪ She wants to sing in opera ♪"
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"♪ She'd love to sing in opera ♪"
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"♪ If she could have her choice ♪"
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"♪ Told me I ought to do so ♪"
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"♪ That's why I want to sing in opera ♪"
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"♪ Sing in op-op-op-op-opera ♪"
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"♪ To sing, to sing ♪"
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"[overlapping operatic voices]"
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"[Miss Piggy] All right, knock it off!"
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"[applause, shouting]"
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"the Muppets are pleased and honored to turn over"
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"the rest of tonight's show"
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"to one of the world's most amazing performers."
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"[♪ Chopsticks]"
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"[laughter]"
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"[applause]"
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"Thank you. Thank you very much."
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"I can't tell you how much fun it is doing this show."
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"Sure, it's fun doing the show."
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"Try watching the show and see how much fun it is."
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"I've heard about you guys,"
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"and I'm not going to let you spoil things."
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"I'm going to do something for the first time."
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"I'm going to dedicate an entire concert to all the birds."
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"I think you'll enjoy it."
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"If we do, that'll be another first."
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"If you can't say something nice, don't say anything."
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"Well, that's one way of keeping us quiet."
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"Good."
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"Before I get started, I just want to explain."
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"I know, perhaps, you'll be looking at my fingers"
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"and wondering if they're real."
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"They are real diamonds."
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"I'm glad you want to see them,"
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"because let's face it, you bought it."
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"There's enough karats here"
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"to feed all the rabbits in the world."
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"Well, what do you think?"
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"Yep, they're real, all right."
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"Well, without further ado,"
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"let's begin our special concert dedicated to all the birds."
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"- I can hardly wait. - Thank you, little fella."
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"[♪ Misty]"
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"[seagulls calling]"
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"[♪ Nocturne in F Sharp]"
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"[applause, whistling]"
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"- Yes! - You've spoiled a perfect record."
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"Well, I'm pleased you like it so far."
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