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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Liberace (S03E03)

"- Thirty seconds to curtain, Liberace. - Thank you."
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"- Rats. - [fanfare playing]"
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"because we have a real artist on the show, Liberace."
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"Later on, Liberace is doing an entire concert for us,"
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"so I'd like some dignity on the show."
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"Thank you, thank you,"
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"♪ But you never, never on a Sunday, a Sunday, a Sunday ♪"
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"♪ That you like the best ♪"
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"♪ But never, never on a Sunday, a Sunday ♪"
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"♪ The one day I need a little rest ♪"
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"[all shouting indistinctly]"
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"[applause]"
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"Greek music. Very appropriate for the pigs."
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"Wait till Liberace sees this bird act."
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"- Check. - Hey, Gladys."
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"Yes. Usually it's found in hedgehogs."
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"In hedgehogs?"
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"[announcer] So Dr. Bob has made a house call."
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"- Why? - He'll get a perk-ing ticket."
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"Kermit, Kermit, Kermit. Oh, boy."
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"Everybody here is really excited"
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"- Yeah, I'm a turkey. - You're not a real turkey."
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"Are you kidding? Have you seen my act?"
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"Here is a Muppet news flash. Work was started today"
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"♪ I simply love Wagner Mozart and Puccini ♪"
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"♪ Told me I ought to do so ♪"
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"♪ She's got that kind of voice ♪"
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"♪ Is she going to sing? Is she going to sing? ♪"
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"Here he is, in concert, what we've all been waiting for."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Liberace."
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"[laughing]"
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"Well, listen, you guys."
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"[applause, whistling]"
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"Well, do you like what you've heard so far?"
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"♪ Lovely wings All those things ♪"
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"♪ Bet your life that bird is mine ♪"
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"Oh, look at that, he's dancing with you."
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"♪ Oh, could she bill could she coo ♪"
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"I'm using it in my new Las Vegas act."
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"[knocking on door]"
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"Liberace? Uh, Liberace?"
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"You know, Scooter,"
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"for years I've had piano-shaped finger rings,"
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"- piano-shaped swimming pools... - I know that."
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"I want to thank the Muppets for making my life complete."
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"I now have a piano-shaped house pet."
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"- [piano growling] - Whoa."
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"It wants to be walked."
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"Or tuned."
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"[drum roll]"
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"It's The Muppet Show"
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"with our very special guest star, Liberace."
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"Yeah!"
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"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪"
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"♪ Why must they get things started? ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ On the most sensational Inspirational ♪"
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"♪ Celebrational Muppetational ♪"
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"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show! ♪"
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"[sputtering]"
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"Thank you, Gladys."
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"- Food! - Ahhh!"
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"Excuse me, down there, for a second."
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"I'd like you to be on your best behavior tonight"
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"- Liberace! - Cool it."
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"- Cool it, cool it! - Down. Easy. Stay."
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"OK, good. Now, listen."
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"Dignity! Dignity! Dignity!"
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"- Down, Animal. Down, down. - Down."
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"Floyd, maybe you better shorten his chain tonight."
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"Boss, you better get on stage. The show's started."
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"Oh, sheesh."
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"- [Animal] Dignity! Dignity! - Ow!"
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"Dignity, dignity."
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"thank you and welcome, again, to The Muppet Show."
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"You're gonna have a real treat tonight"
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"because our very special guest star"
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"is the one and only Liberace. Later on in the show,"
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"he's going to play an entire concert for us."
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"- [sniffs] - Don't take it personally, Rowlf."
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"Anyhow, right now I'd like you to close your eyes"
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"and think of exotic Greek dancers."
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"Because, if you open them, you'll see this."
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"[♪ Never on Sunday]"
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"♪ Oh, you can kiss me on a Monday, a Monday ♪"
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"♪ A Monday is very, very good ♪"
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"♪ Oh, you can kiss me on a Tuesday, a Tuesday, a Tuesday ♪"
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"♪ In fact, I wish you would ♪"
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"♪ Oh, you can kiss me on a Wednesday, a Thursday a Friday ♪"
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"- ♪ A Saturday is best ♪ - [glass crashing]"
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"♪ 'Cause that's my day of rest ♪"
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"♪ Just name the day ♪"
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"♪ Only stay away ♪"
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"♪ On my day of rest ♪"
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"♪ Oh, you can kiss me on a bleak day ♪"
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"♪ A freak day, a weekday ♪"
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"♪ Oh, you can be my guest ♪"
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"- [man 1] Hey, Zorba. - [man 2] Yeah."
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"- [man 1] Mikonos. - [man 2] Oh."
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"[shouting in Greek]"
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"- Humos. - [men shouting in Greek]"
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"Retsina!"
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"Hey!"
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"[tempo increases]"
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"[indistinct chattering]"
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"- [man] Hey! - [clucking]"
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"- [tempo increases] - [laughing]"
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"- I love the bazookie music! - [plates breaking]"
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"- Bazooka? - Bazookie! Bazookie."
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"[explosion]"
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"The pigs are from Greece?"
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"- The pigs are greasy. - [laughter]"
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"OK, Piggy, you were good."
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"- I was great. - Great."
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"I thought we were into dignity tonight, chief."
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"Those guys left a mess out there."
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