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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Big House Pt. 1 (S05E05)

"- Pay no attention to him, Rosa. He's very emotional, Rosa."
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"- Well, Rosa, I read an article in a medical journal"
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"that said one destabilizing aspect"
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"of incarceration is the constant dehumanization,"
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"Rosa. You need to be reminded"
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"that you're more than just a number, Rosa."
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"You are Rosa...Rosa."
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"to help you? Anything you need done"
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"on the outside? - No, I'm good."
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"- It's not a problem. - Rosa."
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"- We're here for you. - Rosa."
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"- Whatever you need. - Rosa."
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"- Okay, I'll come up with a list."
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"- The alarm went off before we could even talk."
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"- Aw, that's too bad, bud."
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"to see my since my trial. You eat nine people"
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"and all of the sudden they "don't know"
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"who you are anymore.""
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"- Wait...what?"
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"Did you say "eat people"? Are you a cannibal, Caleb?"
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"- Well, that's not how I would define myself."
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"Why did you think I was in protective custody?"
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"- I don't know, I guess I hoped you were another cop"
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"wrongly convicted of crimes you didn't commit."
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"- Nope, I did all my stuff and more."
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"There's tons they can't even trace to me."
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"from the outside for another three weeks"
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"- Woodworker. Look, if you really wanna"
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"talk to people on the outside,"
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"but it's illegal, right? - There's this guy"
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"in gen pop--Romero. He can smuggle anything"
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"into this place: phones, drugs,"
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"big bag of hair. - Why would you want that?"
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"The less I know about you, the better."
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"Okay, let's find this Romero guy."
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"on this meat. - Caleb..."
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"- It's fine. It's not like they're"
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"Hello, sir, what brings you to the fence today?"
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"- Just here to stab you if you get too close."
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"- Neat. Caleb, remind me"
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"not to stand too close to the fence."
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"- So, what's up? You need another bag of hair?"
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"- We'll talk later. Same order, though."
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"- I hear you're the man to talk to"
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"about getting a cell phone. - I am."
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"- Soups? - Yeah, ramen."
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"- Really? That is very surprising."
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"- You can't smoke anymore,"
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"NPR did a big thing on it. - I thought they sold ramen"
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"at the prison commissary. - I don't want commissary soups,"
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"you stupid little bitch boy. - Okay, that's fair."
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"I deserve that. - I want flavors"
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"chili-lime shrimp, southwestern chicken--"
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"street flavors. - Picante beef."
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"Oh, that's my favorite."
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"- Okay, so I just get some ramen"
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"and then I get a cell phone. Prison is easy."
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"she needs us to do for her. She didn't hold back."
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"First, she wants us to move all her furniture"
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"into storage. - Okay."
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"- And then she wants us to type up and email"
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"these letters to Pimento in Argentina."
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"- Are they sexual in nature? - Crazy sexual."
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"But we can't say no. She's behind bars"
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"and we made a promise. - Right. You're right."
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"- Oh, also, she's worried about her motorcycle"
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"sitting idle, so she wants us to take it out"
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"once a day. Here."
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"- I think you should do this. You're more the biker type."
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"I've seen you use a toothpick in public."
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"- Motorcycles are death machines."
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"I have three kids. I'm not risking it."
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"- Are you saying my life matters less"
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"because I don't conform"
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"- Are you really playing the gay card right now?"
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"- [in blank tone] Yas, queen."
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"[snaps]"
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"- Thanks for coming down again."
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"What's going on at work? - Not much."
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"I'm investigating a big-time money launderer."
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"It was stressful, because the brass got involved,"
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"so there were a lot of eyes on the operation."
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"*"
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"- Thanks for the soups. Here's your cell phone."
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"here's a tip: leave a few noodles uncooked"
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"and then sprinkle them on top afterwards like a garnish."
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"Saw you coming that time."
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"You can't do that!"
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"- I know. It's so amazing."
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"- And now every day can be like visiting day,"
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"- Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake."
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"- I gotta go. - Jake?"
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"- What the hell are these? I found them"
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"doing a sweep of your bunks. - Oh, uh..."
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"that picante beef is a street flavor?"
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"I was being kind to you by putting you two"
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"in protective custody, but if you're gonna"
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"pack your bags."
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"But my tough prison beard hasn't fully grown in yet."
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"Just give me six or seven more years."
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"[buzzer sounds]"
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"- I can't believe we're going to gen pop."
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"A cop and a cannibal?"
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"Everybody's gonna be trying to kill us."
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"- I know. What are we gonna do?"
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"- You're a psychopath. You can protect us in there,"
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"right? I mean, you killed and ate"
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"Weak little children. One conk on the head"
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"- Hey, Rosa. - Hey. How's my bike?"
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"- Great. It actually was a lot of fun"
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"[screaming]"
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"[cars honking]"
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"- And you were able to finish everything on my list?"
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"It wasn't too much, was it?"
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"- No. - Not at all."
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"- If anything, you didn't ask enough of us."
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"- Great, 'cause I thought of a few more things."
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"It wasn't as graphic as I feared."
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"He wrote the number eight..."
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"equal sign, equal sign, equal sign, capital D..."
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