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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Big House Pt. 1 (S05E05)

"but I'm depressed. Or have you forgotten"
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"last week. - Okay."
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"- I don't know, Hitchcock."
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"and I don't know what to do":"
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"She confessed to everything,"
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"I just heard from the mayor."
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"they're sending you to Disney World."
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"You and one male guest."
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"Were you dreaming about Jake again?"
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"I told you never to wake me up!"
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"[Western guitar chords]"
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"- You're damn right I did. It's visiting day."
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"Happy visiting day."
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"for the family to come? Tino, is Maria on her way?"
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"and he hung himself. Oh, my God."
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"with a splash of Batali. Do you like it?"
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"- So, how's my case going? Have you found anything"
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"I guess I've been mostly thinking about it."
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"You know, watching her men, combing her old files,"
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"How are they treating you? Are you safe?"
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"because everyone in gen pop hates cops."
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"I'm not really sure why. Something about us"
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"like you're isolated and haven't had any chance"
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"Trust me, all I've been thinking about"
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"is when you guys are gonna get down here."
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"in the yard. We're going into lockdown."
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"- Sarge, Captain. Oh, you guys brought Hitchcock."
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"It's okay, we can still have a normal conversation."
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"- Why are you saying my first name?"
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"But at least you have people that wanna come"
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"and visit you. My family hasn't been"
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"If we're going by what I'm most passionate about,"
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"I would say that I'm a woodworker."
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"just get a cell phone. - Yeah, that'd be great,"
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"You know what? Don't tell me."
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"- Right now? I really wanna chomp down"
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"- This is scary."
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"I don't like being so near gen pop."
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"I'm sure some of them are actually nice,"
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"- Will do. Oh, here's Romero."
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"- Yeah. - No."
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"But it'll cost you. Phone's 100."
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"- $100? That's no problem. - [scoffs] I got no use"
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"for cash. I want 100 soups."
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"They're like a major currency in here."
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"you can only get on the outside--"
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"- Get me picante beef, bitch boy."
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"*"
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"- Then file her taxes for her. - Really?"
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"to society's heteronormative, child-centric ideals?"
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"Moves tons of cash... under the table."
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"*"
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"But in the end, they gave us room to work."
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"- Well, sounds like it was a very successful operation."
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"- What do you want me to do with the rest?"
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"- Thank you. And by the way,"
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"- [grunts] - Ha-ha!"
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"[sighs happily] I can't believe I'm hearing your voice."
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"and we can just talk about whatever, whenever--"
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"- Hey, warden. What's up?"
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"we got those at the commissary. - Picante beef."
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"- You think I don't know"
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"bring contraband into my prison and flaunt my rules,"
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"was all it took. - Damn it."
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"I can't believe I'm friends with a cowardly cannibal."
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"to ride--once I got the hang of it."
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"Oh, were you able to send that email to Adrian?"
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"- Oh, yes, he wrote back right away."
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"equal sign, equal sign, equal sign, equal sign,"
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"oh. I see what this is."
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"You know, what I could really go for is--"
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"- You're gonna die in here, cop."
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"What's up, Caleb? - 'Sup, Chico?"
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"Joining a gang is not that easy. - It would be for me."
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"This I've gotta see. - Hey, everyone, I'm Jake."
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"Well, I'm hardworking, incredibly motivated."
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"I am deceptively athletic. I'm not sure if your gang likes"
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"- ISIS..."
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"cool."
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"- I can't believe I went 0 for 16."
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"but it's a long shot. Remember that guy Romero"
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"with his crew, nobody would dare touch you."
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"But he is real scary and crazy."
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"- So, Picante Beef, I hear you wanna be"
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"I think I could be of help to you."
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"17 years!"
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"- Well, you look great. - And not once,"
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"- Have I ever seen anything as disrespectful"
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"But damn!"
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"Crumbling the noodle on top gives it an extra"
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"little crispity-snap!"
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"- Hasn't stopped talking about it."
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"- Actually, you gotta do one more thing for me"
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"Actually, I have a great idea for a ramen dessert."
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"You make it with Jell-O mix. - I need you to kill a guard."
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"Beef Baby's out for blood. [laughs]"
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"- It's Alan Wilson. He's got a three-year-old,"
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"- Cool. I'm not worried at all"
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"Can I ask what this Wilson did"
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"to deserve this? - He beat the crap out of me."
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"- How? - More importantly, he keeps"
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"interfering with my business interests."
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"But what if instead of killing Wilson,"
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"we get him fired? That way, you don't have"
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"- No, of course not. Why would it?"
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"You've earned the benefit of the doubt."
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"- Jake. - Beef Baby."
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"- Sure, but whenever the bulls attack us--"
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"It's the perfect plan. Hey, I've never"
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"They don't use that baton, do they?"
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"- Walls in "White Wisp," trim in "Honeymilk.""
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"fun conversation. - But it was all worth it"
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"and I just wanna cancel an account."
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"Yes, you've mentioned the bundles"
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"and I don't want home phone service."
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"we'll meet up in the bathroom. - Okay, great."
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"What are you gonna do to get him angry?"
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"[thwacking, grunting]"
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"that prisoners are treated this way every day"
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"in our penal system... also, he kicked me"
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