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Clips from Space Force (2020) - Mark and Mallory Go to Washington (S01E01)

"Okay. Bye."
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"Yeah. Bye."
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"-Nice guy. -Don't."
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"I mean, he's gotta be the nicest of all the creepy older Russian dudes"
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"And, uh, who are you dating?"
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"The clutch on your helicopter?"
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"Look, if I could get some super snappy-dressing foreign guy to like me"
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"because of my proximity to classified information,"
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"I would totally jump at it."
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"[sighs]"
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"Hmm. No panty lines on the angry young congresswoman."
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"They actually make panties that don't show panty lines."
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"Oh, you think she's wearing those types of panties?"
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"I believe there's a higher degree of probability"
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"she's wearing those type of panties than no panties at all."
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"Would you two stop saying "panties"?"
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"they're ready for you."
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"Since when did you and Kick Grabaston start hanging out"
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"and talking about women's underwear?"
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"He wanted my input. I gave it to him."
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"That reminds me. Keep quiet in there, unless I give you a signal."
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"Did we agree on a signal? I don't think so."
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"how man and his barbaric nature"
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"will destroy space, as he has the Earth.""
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"Too wordy."
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"I'll just tap on the table twice with a pencil."
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"Mm."
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"you're asking for a 150% increase"
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"in the budget for Space Force?"
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"Uh, and that will be used..."
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"To defend America."
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"Chairwoman,"
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"I, uh, yield the rest of my time. [chuckles]"
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"This, uh, budget looks A-OK to me!"
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"And, uh, General Naird,"
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"thank you."
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"I feel safer knowing that we have satellites"
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"that can rain"
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"on this majestic, flat Earth of ours."
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"Yes, Congressman,"
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"this Earth is certainly majestic."
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"And flat."
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"Well, jury's still out on that one."
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"[snickers]"
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"General Naird, I'll take some of the gentlemen from Oklahoma's time"
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"that he yielded to ask you one brief question."
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"Why do you exist?"
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"The Yankees won the 1961 World Series"
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"and my parents got a little carried away with their celebration."
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"[Pitosi] Charming, but no."
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"I mean Space Force."
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"It was much cheaper under General Grabaston and the Air Force."
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"You end up paying for it on the back end."
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"our supremacy in space was eclipsed by the Russians and the Chinese."
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"to keep space safe for American interests."
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"In order to do that, I need money."
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"How exactly have you been making it safe?"
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"Or should I say... I can't see that."
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"Well, we are making"
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"scientific leaps that are not top secret."
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"Great."
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"Tell us about that."
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"[taps table twice]"
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"Mm. Mm-hmm."
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"[clears throat]"
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"[grunts softly]"
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"-[Pitosi] I'm all ears. -Yeah."
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"[Pitosi] Yeah.  Well, if you're at a loss for words,"
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"who rarely is."
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"The committee recognizes the congresswoman from New York,"
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"Yes."
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"-General Naird. -Hello."
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"Your entire attitude seems to be,"
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""Give us money and don't look while we militarize space.""
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"[clears throat] Your head scientist is nodding."
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"Look, space..."
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"is hard."
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"[Anabela] "Space is hard.""
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"If you haven't settled on a motto yet,"
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"may I suggest that that become the new Space Force motto."
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"[laughter]"
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"[clears throat] Tap-tap."
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"[clears throat] Tap-tap."
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"Tap!"
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"[coughing] Tap-tap!"
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"Mmm. Tap-tap. Tap-tap."
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"Tap-tap."
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"[Anabela] Are you okay?"
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"Tap-tap."
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"Just gentle. Gentle."
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"What the fuck am I supposed to do?"
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"-Uh... -No, seriously."
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"Do you know what it's like to have no one to talk to?"
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"I mean, if you don't have a dirt bike here or you're not sniffing glue..."
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"Forget it."
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"Well, okay, off base,"
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"Uh, the best restaurant in town,"
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"also known as the strip club."
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"that needs a sustenance procurement coordinator."
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"It's just military for "soft serve slinger.""
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"With your skinny butt, you're probably gonna make more selling soft serve."
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"to make more at the strip club."
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"It's kind of a "eat for the job you want" kind of vibe."
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"[Anabela] General Naird,"
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"what is this?"
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"An orange?"
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"How much do you think it costs?"
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"A dollar?"
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"How much do you think it costs Space Force?"
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"[Anabela] As part of your resupply launch to the ISS last month,"
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"you sent up a variety of fresh, non-dehydrated foods,"
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"including one orange, at the transport cost of $10,000."
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"Yeah, yes. It's been our policy since NASA to allow astronauts one pound"
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"of the food of their choice at each resupply."
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"Even if it's a $10,000 orange?"
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"Well, sometimes it's just not about saving money."
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"Sometimes it is, when it's a budget hearing."
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"But, please, defend it."
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"why your agency needs a $10,000 orange."
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"All right, I'll try."
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