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Clips from Space Force (2020) - Mark and Mallory Go to Washington (S01E01)

"and let the Chinese slide their chopsticks up our buttholes."
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"That's disgusting."
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"Oh, it's disgusting, all right."
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"Disgusting that Space Force was taken from me"
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"and handed to a New Jersey nincompoop."
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"But I'm sure the committee will come to that conclusion"
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"after we testify."
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"Get your junk out of my face, please."
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"Kneel before me and pledge loyalty to the great General Kick Grabaston,"
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"and I'll show mercy to you at the hearing."
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"Space Force isn't going anywhere."
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"And neither am I."
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"Oh, you're going somewhere, Naird. By the end of this hearing,"
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"I'm going to reabsorb Space Force and its budget,"
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"like the world's most powerful tampon."
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"[sucking]"
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"I always thought that you were a tampon."
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"Tampons spend all day in vaginas."
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"Nothing manlier, if you ask me."
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"All day? Five hours, tops."
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"Acknowledge my gender again, and I will fuck you in the ass."
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"Duly noted."
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"Duly noted."
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"You know, you don't have to just sit there."
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"No, I'm very aware of my options. Thank you."
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"Hey, Scraps. See any joints laying around that we could smoke?"
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"That was a great one, Julio."
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"Now."
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"Yeah, you, uh--  you said something disrespectful to my guest,"
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"so you're gonna take a little run. East launchpad."
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"-That's almost twice as far, ma'am. -Yes, ma'am, right away. Running now."
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"So, the story behind "Scraps" is--"
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"Oh, hey, I don't need to know."
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"Well, uh, "DC popular" is very different"
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"-from "Wild Horse popular." -Ah."
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"In Wild Horse, what matters  mostly relates to, uh, dirt bikes."
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"-[laughs] -Yeah. Ability to chug Mountain Dew."
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"or did you just stroll in there like a white Malia Obama?"
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"They didn't give me a chance."
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"But they asked, "Hunting what?""
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"-And then I panicked and said "whales." -You did not."
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"-Yeah. -[laughs]"
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"Dr. Mallory, is it?"
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"General Grabaston. Hi."
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"Big fan."
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"-Thank you. -Big fan."
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"So, how's it going at Space Force?"
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"Could be better."
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"[chuckling] I bet."
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"Naird is a brute."
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"Mm."
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"What ice?"
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"The ice that's melting everywhere on Earth."
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"Uh... yes."
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"and the animals that depend on that ice to live."
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"Ice bears."
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"Hmm."
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"You know..."
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"if the committee loses faith  in Naird today,"
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"I would run Space Force."
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"And I would have you operating with twice the funding"
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"I'm not sure we should be having this conversation."
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"I'll see you at the hearing."
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"Prepare to have your mind blown."
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"Please be aliens. Please be aliens."
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"Okay, well, not quite. But like our aliens,"
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"we do keep it frozen and in locked containers."
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"Meal Armstrong's?"
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"It is the best acai in Wild Horse."
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"Well, I mean, it's the only acai in Wild Horse."
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"But it is so, so good."
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"Hey. I know you."
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"I've seen you taking a bath."
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"-Mm-- -What?"
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"Your dad has photos of you on his desk."
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"One when you're little and in the tub."
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"You're General Naird's daughter, right?"
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"Although you look, um, different in person."
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"Less happy?"
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"No, I think you changed your hair."
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"Duncan Tabner."
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"Sweetwater, Alabama."
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"Erin Naird."
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"Abortionville, Blue State."
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"Whoo! There she goes."
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"Uh, well, ladies."
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"Enjoy your "ack-eye.""
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"It'll put that two-year-old's grin right back on your puss."
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"Southern for "face.""
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"Well, it's Northern for "pussy.""
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"So I wouldn't go around saying that to people."
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"Ma'am."
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"Okay."
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"No. Okay, I'm not mad at that. No, he's cute, right?"
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"And he's about your age, so..."
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"Congressman Schugler."
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"What, no hug?"
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"Well, that was awkward and horrible."
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"The man is about to grill you. Let him bring it in for the real thing."
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"Remember, you gotta embrace to get those dollars for space."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I was just greeting you."
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"Well done."
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"Earning your pay."
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"He doesn't know how to hug."
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"Okay."
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"You were right."
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"-This acai is crazy good. Mm-hmm. -Right? [chuckles]"
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"About as healthy as a bowl of grape ice cream, too."
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"[Yuri] Hey, baby!"
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"You came to see Daddy at work?"
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"Hey."
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"-Hi. -Give me a hug."
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"-Okay. -[kisses]"
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"-Eh... -Oh, uh, this is... this is Angela."
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"Oh, are, um-- are you guys doing this?"
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"-[Yuri] Exactly, uh, right. -Okay."
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"We have much cultural exchange."
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"Yeah, sure. I'm gonna... I'm gonna call you later."
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"Okay."
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