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Clips from Space Force (2020) - Mark and Mallory Go to Washington (S01E01)

"[stomping]"
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"[Mallory yelling] The village idiot is hiding in Naird's office!"
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"The project where I grow fur on plants is gone."
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"Well, that one was weird."
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"You're weird."
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"[Mallory pops mouth]"
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"Thank you. Doctor... Mallory."
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"You knew that."
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"-Sorry, uh, he's in a meeting now. -What meeting?"
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"Last-minute media prep with Fuck Tony."
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"Fuck Tony says it's the most important single hour of the general's life."
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"General Naird, you disgust me. You're disgusting."
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"Nobody's gonna say that."
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"This is a congressional budget hearing, not a roast."
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"Yeah, well, as your head media consultant,"
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"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't prepare you for the worst."
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"General Naird, you steaming pile of vomit!"
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"I hope you die!"
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"of any of the armed forces."
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"We haven't had a My Lai yet."
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"They're gonna embrace us with open arms."
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"General Naird, I did not say you could step down!"
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"Does all your authority on base transfer to me while you're gone?"
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"All my responsibility. Half my authority."
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"Oh. Is it okay if I still call you in case anything..."
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"Brad, come on, dude. You're a general."
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"-Come... -[Brad] Okay."
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"See you on the flip, mustache."
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"Hey, candies are for my visitors."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"Do you also own a van, you fucking creep?"
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"Yes, I do. And when my snoring wakes my wife, I sleep in it."
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"Where is my rat blood pressure research funding?"
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"Do you hear yourself?"
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"And why are all my pages redacted?"
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"What, you don't think I could have any valid thoughts about expenditures?"
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"Perhaps, but as a scientist, you have a loyalty to reason."
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"Makes you a little untrustworthy."
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"It's why you're the only Muppet that speaks nonsense."
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"Even Animal uses words."
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"We are testifying for the House Armed Services Committee."
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"They are not going to give us a billion dollars"
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"Sir, ready to go to the tarmac?"
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"Oh, good, you didn't leave yet."
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"Hey, bug! What are you doing?"
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"Ditching first period just to see me off?"
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"No. Got suspended. Gave a teacher the finger."
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"[Tony] Nice!"
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"You know, one time, my history teacher gave me a "C,""
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"so I planted drugs in his desk."
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"What do you mean, you got suspended?"
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"You know, since you're responsible for moving us to this hellhole"
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"and ruining my life."
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"I mean, the least you could do is let me see my old friends"
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"Change of plans. I would like you to keep an eye on my daughter today."
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"Yes, sir. That is something I'm capable of doing, sir,"
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"in addition to flying helicopters in war zones, which is my job."
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"Rat hemoglobins are substantially--"
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"Jesus, just let him fly the fucking thing!"
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"You're talking! He's gotta fly!"
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"[rattling]"
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"-Whoops. -What do you mean, "whoops"?"
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"-So, what are we gonna do? -I don't know, same thing I always do."
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"Go to the gym, walk the base a little, maybe get some soft serve."
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"Probably hit the gym again."
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"Oh, and I bet you wish you didn't either. Or worked a little harder in high school."
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"and a math degree  from the University of Hawaii, so back up."
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"How big is this stupid base?"
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"Government waste."
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"No wonder my high school is just a row of portables by the highway."
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"What are you talking about? The gym is right up there."
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"Or don't you live here?"
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"Ah, that's right, yes. All right, that's the Pickering Building."
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"Sometimes I take my lunch over there and watch them build rocket engines."
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"And that is where Dr. Banner works with the gamma rays."
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"Oh, and that's where we store  the vibranium that we stole from Wakanda."
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"[men laughing]"
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"You know those clowns?"
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"And what's "Scraps"?"
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"Uh, yeah, I go to school with them."
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"'Kay."
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"to a hearing on military waste?"
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"What?"
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"I feel you overthinking this hearing."
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"Isn't any thinking to you "overthinking"?"
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""A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week.""
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"General Patton."
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""A pint of sweat will save a gallon of blood.""
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"General Patton."
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""Someone needs to lead, and someone needs to follow,"
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"but they are both equally on the same team.""
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"General Naird."
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"No, no, no! Not you. Joint Chiefs only."
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"Ah, these hearings are bullcrap."
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"We don't come clean about half our defense spend, so what's the point?"
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"Well, it's not bullcrap for Space Force."
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"First time with your keister in the hot seat."
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"Might be your last."
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"[all laughing]"
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"-What are you doing? -Get out!"
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"-[all] Out! -No Coast Guard!"
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"Oh, come on, man."
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"If you need any help getting back at the Chinese"
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"for what they did to your satellite, a little ground-and-pound..."
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"Whatever, I don't know. Let me know."
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"Marines at your disposal."
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"I appreciate the offer, but we're good."
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"In fact, this little dust-up with the Chinese made us even stronger."
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"I'm kinda glad it happened."
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"I just hope that our monkey doesn't crack under Chinese interrogation."
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"What?"
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"Never mind. My main concern is our head scientist."
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"Yeah, I don't know how you do it."
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"Imagine lab coats telling us how to invade Iraq."
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""Oh, you can't bomb there, that's an endangered yak.""
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"[chuckling]"
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"You seem pretty calm, Naird."
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"Pentagon's got a record-high budget request."
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"And all because of you."
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"A new branch that's done nothing but blow up on launchpads"
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