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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S03E03)

Look, I've got a bar of soap and a bottle of peroxide

"Look, I've got a bar of soap and a bottle of peroxide"

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with your name on it in my locker.

"with your name on it in my locker."

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Come on, Quinn, you can't break up the unholy trinity.

"Come on, Quinn, you can't break up the unholy trinity."

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People grow apart.

"People grow apart."

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Deal with it.

"Deal with it."

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I've got new friends now, and they accept me for who I am.

"I've got new friends now, and they accept me for who I am."

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We call ourselves "The Skanks. "

"We call ourselves "The Skanks. ""

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I'm Sheila.

"I'm Sheila."

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They call me "The Mack"

"They call me "The Mack""

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because I like to make out with truckers at the rest stop.

"because I like to make out with truckers at the rest stop."

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It's kind of a double meaning thing.

"It's kind of a double meaning thing."

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I once ate cat poo.

"I once ate cat poo."

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Hello... Skanks.

"Hello... Skanks."

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Your friend stinks of soap, Quinn.

"Your friend stinks of soap, Quinn."

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We were friends once.

"We were friends once."

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Okay? And maybe when you cut off

"Okay? And maybe when you cut off"

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would solve all your problems, I should have spoken up.

"would solve all your problems, I should have spoken up."

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Maybe when you dropped out

"Maybe when you dropped out"

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of society this summer and started dating

"of society this summer and started dating"

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that 40-year-old skateboarder, I should have said...

"that 40-year-old skateboarder, I should have said..."

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I'm not coming back to Glee Club.

"I'm not coming back to Glee Club."

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We need you. O-O-Okay?

"We need you. O-O-Okay?"

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Have you seen those-those purple pianos around school?

"Have you seen those-those purple pianos around school?"

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We're planning this... this big, you know, recruiting number,

"We're planning this... this big, you know, recruiting number,"

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and it's going to be a tribute to the Go-Go's.

"and it's going to be a tribute to the Go-Go's."

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I mean, who doesn't love the Go-Go's?

"I mean, who doesn't love the Go-Go's?"

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I prefer the Bangles.

"I prefer the Bangles."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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We need your...

"We need your..."

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your tremulous alto and your Belinda Carlisle glamour.

"your tremulous alto and your Belinda Carlisle glamour."

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I'll give you ten bucks if you let me

"I'll give you ten bucks if you let me"

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beat her up for you, Quinn.

"beat her up for you, Quinn."

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I'm sorry you're so sad, Quinn.

"I'm sorry you're so sad, Quinn."

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And... maybe you're not going to believe me

"And... maybe you're not going to believe me"

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because we were never really close,

"because we were never really close,"

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but I'm sad not seeing you in the choir room.

"but I'm sad not seeing you in the choir room."

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And we've all been through so much together.

"And we've all been through so much together."

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We're a family, and this is our year to get it right.

"We're a family, and this is our year to get it right."

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We would love to have you back in the Glee Club

"We would love to have you back in the Glee Club"

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whenever you're ready.

"whenever you're ready."

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Okay?

"Okay?"

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...making it the zoo's bloodiest weekend

"...making it the zoo's bloodiest weekend"

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in over six years.

"in over six years."

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That's what I call "panda-monium. "

"That's what I call "panda-monium. ""

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Now let's hitch a ride over to Sue's Corner

"Now let's hitch a ride over to Sue's Corner"

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with congressional candidate Sue Sylvester.

"with congressional candidate Sue Sylvester."

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Take it away, Sue.

"Take it away, Sue."

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Western Ohio, ever since the start of my campaign

"Western Ohio, ever since the start of my campaign"

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to replace Ken "My Heart Stopped Beating and I Died" Weigand,

"to replace Ken "My Heart Stopped Beating and I Died" Weigand,"

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I've been trying to be positive.

"I've been trying to be positive."

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Well, you know what, Fourth Congressional District?

"Well, you know what, Fourth Congressional District?"

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Unless it's a day she's being screened for hepatitis,

"Unless it's a day she's being screened for hepatitis,"

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this gal's not positive.

"this gal's not positive."

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And you know what's getting me down, Western Ohio?

"And you know what's getting me down, Western Ohio?"

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The arts in public schools.

"The arts in public schools."

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Why? Because America is failing.

"Why? Because America is failing."

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China is on our ass, people.

"China is on our ass, people."

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This isn't the 1960s anymore, when jobs were plentiful.

"This isn't the 1960s anymore, when jobs were plentiful."

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And it's not personal, Will Schuester.

"And it's not personal, Will Schuester."

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The arts are expensive, and we can't afford it anymore.

"The arts are expensive, and we can't afford it anymore."

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That's why, tonight,

"That's why, tonight,"

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I'm making a pledge, Fourth Congressional District.

"I'm making a pledge, Fourth Congressional District."

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If you honor me by electing me your representative,

"If you honor me by electing me your representative,"

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I will suspend all public school arts programs,

"I will suspend all public school arts programs,"

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and reject all You've got to be kidding me.

"and reject all You've got to be kidding me."

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federal and state funding for the arts

"federal and state funding for the arts"

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until every single student reads at or above grade level.

"until every single student reads at or above grade level."

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Until then, parents,

"Until then, parents,"

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if you'd like your teenager

"if you'd like your teenager"

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to join the Glee Club or play a doorman

"to join the Glee Club or play a doorman"

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in a boring four-hour play about what it's like

"in a boring four-hour play about what it's like"

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to be a middle-aged gay New Yorker,

"to be a middle-aged gay New Yorker,"

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feel free to pay for it yourself.

"feel free to pay for it yourself."

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But until Ohio's kids

"But until Ohio's kids"

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can compete again, it won't be on the taxpayer dime.

"can compete again, it won't be on the taxpayer dime."

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And that's how Sue... sees it.

"And that's how Sue... sees it."

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She can't do this!

"She can't do this!"

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William, it's important you don't take this so personally.

"William, it's important you don't take this so personally."

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First of all, Sue, you ruined a piece

"First of all, Sue, you ruined a piece"

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of private property. Allegedly.

"of private property. Allegedly."

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Also, you got your facts all wrong.

"Also, you got your facts all wrong."

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The arts help kids do better in school.

"The arts help kids do better in school."

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Kids in the arts record the lowest instance

"Kids in the arts record the lowest instance"

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of substance abuse.

"of substance abuse."

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So you see, Sue, I do take this personally.

"So you see, Sue, I do take this personally."

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You're not just threatening an arts program.

"You're not just threatening an arts program."

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You're threatening my livelihood.

"You're threatening my livelihood."

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I need job security.

"I need job security."

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I'm in a relationship now.

"I'm in a relationship now."

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I- I'm... I'm thinking about starting a family.

"I- I'm... I'm thinking about starting a family."

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Oh, how is it going with Emma?

"Oh, how is it going with Emma?"

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I'm sure everything in the bedroom

"I'm sure everything in the bedroom"

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is just completely normal.

"is just completely normal."

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Yes!

"Yes!"

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No. It's so frustrating.

"No. It's so frustrating."

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I get the green light, and then the...

"I get the green light, and then the..."

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the red light comes just as quickly. William...

"the red light comes just as quickly. William..."

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allow me to ladle you

"allow me to ladle you"

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a piping hot bowl of "this is how it is. "

"a piping hot bowl of "this is how it is. ""

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I'm done squabbling with you, okay?

"I'm done squabbling with you, okay?"

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I'm on the national stage

"I'm on the national stage"

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in the white-hot stare of the public eye.

"in the white-hot stare of the public eye."

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You know, ever since my "Sue's Corner" last night,

"You know, ever since my "Sue's Corner" last night,"

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I've made tremendous gains in the polls,

"I've made tremendous gains in the polls,"

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and I'm neck and neck

"and I'm neck and neck"

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with that rapist running from prison.

"with that rapist running from prison."

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So I got bigger fish to fry

"So I got bigger fish to fry"

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than you and your little Glee Club.

"than you and your little Glee Club."

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So truce for now, macaroni hair.

"So truce for now, macaroni hair."

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Oh, and William,

"Oh, and William,"

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just know, if you do anything to derail

"just know, if you do anything to derail"

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my bullet train to power, I'll destroy you.

"my bullet train to power, I'll destroy you."

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Ladies, I put plastic on your chairs

"Ladies, I put plastic on your chairs"

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in anticipation of this announcement,

"in anticipation of this announcement,"

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so feel free to wet yourselves with excitement.

"so feel free to wet yourselves with excitement."

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You are my Cheerio co-captains.

"You are my Cheerio co-captains."

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What?! Wait. Co-captains?

"What?! Wait. Co-captains?"

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With... No. No way. Uh-uh.

"With... No. No way. Uh-uh."

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I can't work with her!

"I can't work with her!"

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Nah, nah, nah, see, let me tell you how this

"Nah, nah, nah, see, let me tell you how this"

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