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Clips from Castle - Always Buy Retail (S01E01)

Well, the guy's exploiting illegals.

"Well, the guy's exploiting illegals."

Castle

I doubt he's gonna use his real name.

"I doubt he's gonna use his real name."

Castle

Clearly not. the apartment is owned by a robert burnett.

"Clearly not. the apartment is owned by a robert burnett."

Castle

No listing in the tri-state area,

"No listing in the tri-state area,"

Castle

And the address is a p.o. box in jersey.

"And the address is a p.o. box in jersey."

Castle

Yo, yo, law firm's a dead end.

"Yo, yo, law firm's a dead end."

Castle

They've never heard of anyone named jamal buonsi,

"They've never heard of anyone named jamal buonsi,"

Castle

And there was nothing suspicious in darcy's client list.

"And there was nothing suspicious in darcy's client list."

Castle

That's perfect,

"That's perfect,"

Castle

'cause our suspect's never heard of darcy cho.

"'cause our suspect's never heard of darcy cho."

Castle

We still have no idea what our two victims have in common.

"We still have no idea what our two victims have in common."

Castle

Excuse me, ma'am. no, i'm not gonna wait downstairs.

"Excuse me, ma'am. no, i'm not gonna wait downstairs."

Castle

Do you have any idea who pays your salary? me and my taxes.

"Do you have any idea who pays your salary? me and my taxes."

Castle

Is that- uh, yep.

"Is that- uh, yep."

Castle

Deep-fried twinkie? afraid so.

"Deep-fried twinkie? afraid so."

Castle

Meredith! what a surprise.

"Meredith! what a surprise."

Castle

I know. isn't it great?

"I know. isn't it great?"

Castle

In l.a., no one ever just stops by.

"In l.a., no one ever just stops by."

Castle

Don't you just love this town? more and more by the minute.

"Don't you just love this town? more and more by the minute."

Castle

Uh, meredith, these are detectives ryan, esposito

"Uh, meredith, these are detectives ryan, esposito"

Castle

And detective beckett.

"And detective beckett."

Castle

Oh, beckett- your new muse.

"Oh, beckett- your new muse."

Castle

Alexis told me all about it,

"Alexis told me all about it,"

Castle

And i simply had to stop by.

"And i simply had to stop by."

Castle

You know, i was his inspiration once.

"You know, i was his inspiration once."

Castle

Were you now?

"Were you now?"

Castle

Still am, from time to time. right, kitten?

"Still am, from time to time. right, kitten?"

Castle

I had this dream once,

"I had this dream once,"

Castle

Only i was naked and far less embarrassed.

"Only i was naked and far less embarrassed."

Castle

Anyway, we were in the neighborhood

"Anyway, we were in the neighborhood"

Castle

And i have a dinner tonight, so i thought i would

"And i have a dinner tonight, so i thought i would"

Castle

Drop alexis here instead of schlepping all the way downtown.

"Drop alexis here instead of schlepping all the way downtown."

Castle

Is that s.j.p.'s purse? s.j.p.?

"Is that s.j.p.'s purse? s.j.p.?"

Castle

Sarah jessica parker.

"Sarah jessica parker."

Castle

She wore one just like it to the armani show in milan.

"She wore one just like it to the armani show in milan."

Castle

Well, actually, this purse belongs to one of our victims. oh, that is so tragic.

"Well, actually, this purse belongs to one of our victims. oh, that is so tragic."

Castle

More tragic, of course, if it'd been the real thing.

"More tragic, of course, if it'd been the real thing."

Castle

Well, look at the leather and the stitching.

"Well, look at the leather and the stitching."

Castle

It's totally a knockoff. i mean, it's good enough

"It's totally a knockoff. i mean, it's good enough"

Castle

To fool the untrained shopper, but i have a retail eye. canal street.

"To fool the untrained shopper, but i have a retail eye. canal street."

Castle

Canal's where they sell the knockoffs-watches, luggage. and handbags.

"Canal's where they sell the knockoffs-watches, luggage. and handbags."

Castle

Darcy's office is right near canal.

"Darcy's office is right near canal."

Castle

If she was gonna buy a designer knockoff... she might've got it from the stall where jamal works.

"If she was gonna buy a designer knockoff... she might've got it from the stall where jamal works."

Castle

Oni's stall. that's what connects our two victims.

"Oni's stall. that's what connects our two victims."

Castle

Get a sketch from azi.

"Get a sketch from azi."

Castle

Maybe one of the other vendors

"Maybe one of the other vendors"

Castle

Will be able to i.d. oni's stall. you got it, boss.

"Will be able to i.d. oni's stall. you got it, boss."

Castle

See? i always was your lucky charm.

"See? i always was your lucky charm."

Castle

Just think of the things we'll do once i move back.

"Just think of the things we'll do once i move back."

Castle

Now we have a face to go with the name.

"Now we have a face to go with the name."

Castle

Where's castle?

"Where's castle?"

Castle

He went home.

"He went home."

Castle

Deep-fried twinkie, huh?

"Deep-fried twinkie, huh?"

Castle

I didn't ask.

"I didn't ask."

Castle

Why don't you get a corkboard

"Why don't you get a corkboard"

Castle

Like a normal person?

"Like a normal person?"

Castle

Why don't you knock like a normal person? you know meredith

"Why don't you knock like a normal person? you know meredith"

Castle

Kidnapped alexis from school today? and we all paid a hefty ransom.

"Kidnapped alexis from school today? and we all paid a hefty ransom."

Castle

It's outrageous. you remember your touring production

"It's outrageous. you remember your touring production"

Castle

Of "a chorus line"?

"Of "a chorus line"?"

Castle

I almost had to repeat fifth grade. oh, that was different.

"I almost had to repeat fifth grade. oh, that was different."

Castle

i was working and trying to be a mother.

"i was working and trying to be a mother."

Castle

I wasn't just waltzing into town like a diva,

"I wasn't just waltzing into town like a diva,"

Castle

Disrupting everybody's life. that's who she is. you know that.

"Disrupting everybody's life. that's who she is. you know that."

Castle

Having meredith back in new york,

"Having meredith back in new york,"

Castle

How it's going to affect you? you mean how it's going to affect you.

"How it's going to affect you? you mean how it's going to affect you."

Castle

All of us, actually.

"All of us, actually."

Castle

Well, what do you want me to do, mother?

"Well, what do you want me to do, mother?"

Castle

It's not like i could ban her from new york.

"It's not like i could ban her from new york."

Castle

And this whole theater thing- it's ridiculous.

"And this whole theater thing- it's ridiculous."

Castle

You know she hasn't landed a role in months?

"You know she hasn't landed a role in months?"

Castle

That's right. i made a couple of calls.

"That's right. i made a couple of calls."

Castle

Why do you think she's moving back to new york?

"Why do you think she's moving back to new york?"

Castle

She can't get arrested in l.a.

"She can't get arrested in l.a."

Castle

I wonder if she could get arrested in new york.

"I wonder if she could get arrested in new york."

Castle

I know people now. and does she honestly think

"I know people now. and does she honestly think"

Castle

"according to jim" guest spots,

""according to jim" guest spots,"

Castle

And push some real actor aside,

"And push some real actor aside,"

Castle

Some actor who has...

"Some actor who has..."

Castle

Who has dedicated their entire life

"Who has dedicated their entire life"

Castle

To the greatest profession in the world?

"To the greatest profession in the world?"

Castle

The theater chooses you.

"The theater chooses you."

Castle

Why did you marry her, anyway?

"Why did you marry her, anyway?"

Castle

I don't know, mother. maybe she reminded me of you.

"I don't know, mother. maybe she reminded me of you."

Castle

Look at this crap.

"Look at this crap."

Castle

All my years on the force, i never understood

"All my years on the force, i never understood"

Castle

Why we never shut these guys down. come here.

"Why we never shut these guys down. come here."

Castle

See, this is supposed to be a gucci.

"See, this is supposed to be a gucci."

Castle

But if you look close,

"But if you look close,"

Castle

Instead of the "g.g.," the initials say "c.c." i don't know. that's pretty close, bro.

"Instead of the "g.g.," the initials say "c.c." i don't know. that's pretty close, bro."

Castle

But not exact. and that's what keeps these guys

"But not exact. and that's what keeps these guys"

Castle

From getting busted. see, technically,

"From getting busted. see, technically,"

Castle

You ladies picking out something pretty for yourselves?

"You ladies picking out something pretty for yourselves?"

Castle

You got the warrant? which one is it?

"You got the warrant? which one is it?"

Castle

This place has been trashed.

"This place has been trashed."

Castle

You guys, same chanel bags.

"You guys, same chanel bags."

Castle

That's weird-shredded, like our victim's purse.

"That's weird-shredded, like our victim's purse."

Castle

Maybe darcy wasn't using it to defend herself.

"Maybe darcy wasn't using it to defend herself."

Castle

This one looks different.

"This one looks different."

Castle

It doesn't look like the ones that we found

"It doesn't look like the ones that we found"

Castle

In the other victims' mouths.

"In the other victims' mouths."

Castle

I've seen this symbol before.

"I've seen this symbol before."

Castle

That's the symbol for death.

"That's the symbol for death."

Castle

Why would a guy mark his own stall

"Why would a guy mark his own stall"

Castle

He wouldn't. the symbol was meant for him.

"He wouldn't. the symbol was meant for him."

Castle

Charles oni's been marked for death.

"Charles oni's been marked for death."

Castle

The linings have all been cut out.

"The linings have all been cut out."

Castle

All of this stuff is imported, right?

"All of this stuff is imported, right?"

Castle

Yeah. you know, knockoffs would be the perfect delivery system

"Yeah. you know, knockoffs would be the perfect delivery system"

Castle

For a smuggler. yeah, but what are they smuggling?

"For a smuggler. yeah, but what are they smuggling?"

Castle

The only person who can tell us that

"The only person who can tell us that"

Castle

He doesn't have any incentive to stick around.

"He doesn't have any incentive to stick around."

Castle

Castle?

"Castle?"

Castle

Notify passport control. get 'em the sketch of oni

"Notify passport control. get 'em the sketch of oni"

Castle

And tell 'em to put his name and aliases on the no-fly list.

"And tell 'em to put his name and aliases on the no-fly list."

Castle

You got it, boss.

"You got it, boss."

Castle

Castle?

"Castle?"

Castle

are you having a breakdown? not a breakdown. a breakthrough.

"are you having a breakdown? not a breakdown. a breakthrough."

Castle

Look behind me. if that camera's recording...

"Look behind me. if that camera's recording..."

Castle

What can i say?

"What can i say?"

Castle

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