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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The End (S05E05)

"It's kind of small in there."
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"Yeah, but it's not for you"
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"It's for your nanny, right?"
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"I'm shocked."
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"All right, um,"
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"you know what?"
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"I'll find the Blue Book value and that's what I'll give you."
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"Okay, so what happens now?"
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"Oh yeah, oh that's a great idea."
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"of here all the time and I don't understand that."
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"I've never felt so refreshed in my life."
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"- Oh, really? - You know those bears,"
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"No."
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"I can't find it anywhere."
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"Did you do something with it?"
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"I put it back in the case, and then I put it back on the shelf."
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"who took it out and didn't put it back."
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"Oh, okay, um,"
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"He wants me to come to the office tomorrow."
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"So, Mr. David, I've got some very very interesting news"
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"passengers in the event of a non-traditional landing."
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"I cannot be of any help whatsoever"
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"Did you read the brochure?"
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"It's just an expression. I don't think you are Chinese. You look maybe Thai?"
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"basketball, if I was on the foul line"
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"How about I get you a drink? Would you like a Merlot?"
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"Can I pull down? Do you have to be strong? I don't even know."
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"Then what do you do? You smash this thing?"
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"What happens then? The door just suddenly opens miraculously?"
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"- Son. - Dad."
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"Gosh. Come on in."
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"so I kissed her."
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"we had a baby."
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"We were just so young and just..."
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"- I understand. - You know?"
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"You remember anything about the people who you,"
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"Kind of talked like that a little bit?"
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"- No, you wouldn't. - Yeah."
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"Tell me a little bit about where you're from, Brooklyn?"
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"So, so we're both sort of Midwestern, Southern."
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"Oh, I love it. It's beautiful."
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"- Hi, Wilson. - I didn't know you had a son."
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"- That's the Blue Book value? - Yeah, right there."
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"and he told me the Blue Book value was $5,000 less than that."
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"Ouch."
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"Hey, I got a bite, Pop."
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"You did it!"
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"- Amen. - Amen."
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"I'll just move my wallet to the right side."
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"Oh, Larry."
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"on this beautiful Sunday morning"
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"We have our family."
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"and that is the bond of friendship."
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"to the generosity of spirit."
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"what he needs most?"
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"I have to go."
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"If for any reason a passenger seated in the exit row..."
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"- Hey? - Huh?"
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"and I played out of my mind with it."
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"Yeah, I know, it's pretty great."
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"I've lost a lot of clubs. I've lent them out through the years..."
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"- I can't lend them out anymore. - I don't get that."
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"Come on, I'll take good care of it, I promise."
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"What?"
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"I still love you."
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"Cheryl?"
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"How are you? Good to see you."
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"Mmm, I love you so much."
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"Is this a sweater vest?"
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"Okay."
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"you know, take your tie off."
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"saved me from drowning a few months ago."
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"He wanted me to give Lewis my kidney."
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"But you're a lucky man."
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"your own personal slave, is what it is. You could be in China"
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"and sneeze and he'll bring you a tissue."
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"He wouldn't even loan me a putter, actually."
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"Well, you know people get very attached to their golf clubs."
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"That's fucked up, man."
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"Anything except loan him your putter."
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"Why would you even bring it up under the circumstances?"
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"- Mr. David! - I mean, how dare you?"
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"The Cones, they're not your parents. You're not adopted."
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"- I'm not adopted? - No. Sorry."
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"I can't..."
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"You really low-balled me on that car."
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"I'll give the $5,000 to Cheryl."
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"Turns out I was right."
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"That's the one thing I had going for me."
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"Well God is... is apparently"
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"making an exception in your case."
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"I can't stand packing."
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"Is there anybody, right now,"
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"and make right with?"
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"I will body-slam you so hard,"
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"You need a good fucking ass kicking."
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"Hey! Hold the door!"
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"Ow!"
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"- Fuck you. - Motherfucker, what the fuck?"
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"Larry, you piece of shit."
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"Get out right now!"
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"Jeff."
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"You know, I've never said anything,"
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"I'll use less mayo, I promise."
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"You want a doctor? A doctor?"
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"Yeah, why don't you step... step right back here."
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"Lar."
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"so would it be okay if..."
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"Sure."
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"Is there anything else?"
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"I have a system."
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"It was a... no, no, Cheryl."
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"He did not rip him off."
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"We're your guides."
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"- You're my guides? - Yeah, but you are dead."
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"You did die."
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"giving their kidney to people?"
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"Why did you tell dad not to bother me when you died? I missed your funeral."
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"That's what I wanna know."
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"- You were absolutely giddy. - No, I was not giddy."
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