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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Lovebirds (S04E04)

"I do know of a grocery store that has tables,"
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"Or, oh, have you guys ever been to Super Tofu?"
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"There's never anyone there."
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"but you get used to it as the meal progresses."
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"And that's pretty much it for this morning."
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"on the lookout for jilted lovers."
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"We'd like to break the streak of revenge stabbings"
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"this Valentine's."
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"We can't hear anything you're saying."
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"We can't hear anything you're saying!"
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"hearing you over the birds."
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"Maybe Dina shouldn't have brought"
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"her loud, dirty birds into work."
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"The birds are suffering severe separation anxiety."
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"What am I supposed to do? Leave them home alone?"
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"I mean, traditionally, that is what you do with pets."
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"Just because you eat something fruity,"
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"For birds, it does."
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"Small berries pass through them virtually undigested."
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"Okay, good meeting, everyone!"
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"What?"
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"a priest who was beaten, stoned,"
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"dragged through town, and decapitated."
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"Some say the color red represents the pools of blood"
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"Mm-hmm. You didn't get me something?"
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"Do you have any Valentine's Day cards for my wife"
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"that are cheaper than this?"
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"Forget it. I'll just text her."
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"Oh, come on!"
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"This is our first Valentine's as... daters?"
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"Not really a good word for an adult relationship."
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"No, boyfriend/girlfriend makes us sound like"
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"we're in 8th grade."
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"Lovers is gross."
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"Ugh. Partners?"
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"- My main squeeze? - Don't do that again."
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"- No? - No."
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"You don't like that, main squeeze?"
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"Give me a squeeze."
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"How much would it be for just one Post-It?"
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"I don't need the whole pack."
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"I'm going to an anti-Valentine's Day party"
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"tonight with some college kids."
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"Should be a ton of ween and the flyer says"
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"no one shall be turned away."
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"I'll go."
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"Jerry's working late again tonight,"
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"- so I'm on my own. - Wow, again."
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"It's funny that a sign spinner"
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"would keep those kinds of hours."
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"- I know. - Sandra?"
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"Do you have any plans for tonight?"
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"Nope. Nuh-uh."
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"Not seeing anyone, so"
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"I'm just gonna hang alone in the ol' apartmentito."
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"- So sad. - Isn't it?"
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"So I don't know what you thought you saw"
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"me and Jerry doing during the blizzard."
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"Oh, I know what I saw."
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"It was like Winnie the Pooh with his head in the honeypot."
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"What had happened was I had spilled coffee on my pants,"
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"so I took them off to dry, and Jerry came over to help,"
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"I'm not gonna tell anyone about your little affair."
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"although the sneaking around has made it even sexier."
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"Nope, nope, nope. That's gross."
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"He comes over every night,"
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"and sometimes we make lasagna together"
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"that's gonna be all over the ladies' bathroom"
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"in about three minutes."
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"Go on."
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"Seems like a lot of work just to buy some chips."
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"I'm not gonna let some stupid birds"
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"stop me from getting my morning Takis."
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"You know we sell Takis in the store, right?"
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"that come out of the vending machine."
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"Aww, I like learning about your little rituals."
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"So you want Cheyenne to tattoo your mom's face"
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"on your back as a gift to your mom?"
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"but you cannot get an appointment"
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"at a tattoo parlor on Valentine's Day."
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"Don't worry, my instructor says"
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"He was trained by the guy who did Steve-O's back."
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"I'm sorry, I'm still not over this."
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"You want a tattoo of your mom, for your mom,"
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"on Valentine's Day. Why?"
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"for when she scratches my back while I fall asleep."
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"- Don't make this weird. - Yeah, I made it weird."
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"Which sweater makes me look more like a wise dad,"
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"the charcoal or the smoke?"
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"Hmm, I think the charcoal."
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"That's the smoke."
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"Dina's right, you don't know fashion."
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"Oh, I'm making videos of myself for Rose to watch"
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"when I'm not home 'cause, you know,"
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"I work here 16 to 19 hours a day,"
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"so I'm missing a lot of time with her."
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"Wait, what... why?"
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"Why are working that many hours?"
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"Well, you know, I get here around 4:00 a.m."
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"to walk the store,"
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"and then there's the workday, and then after closing,"
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"it takes me two hours to prepare my script"
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"Those are pre... prepared comments?"
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"No, I just come up with all that"
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"Come on, Amy."
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"Careful, careful."
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"I'm being careful."
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"I don't need you to tell me to be careful."
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"All right, here we go."
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"- Nice job. - All right."
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"You see, the trick is steady hands."
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"No. No, wait."
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"The birds are out! Lock all the doors!"
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"They're getting away!"
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"Oh, God! No!"
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"Sebastian! Where are you?"
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"Ugh, I feel so bad for her."
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"It's like with kids, you know?"
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"and then one day you forget to lock the cage,"
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"and they're gone."
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