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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Now We're Even (S07E07)

"Paranoid much?"
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"Just to be sure,"
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"can you swear a Broath to me?"
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"Sure. I swear."
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"Thanks."
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"You've always got my back."
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"And then he banged, like, a hundred chicks"
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"and invented a salad."
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"True story."
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"Well, Quinn lied to you; She manipulated you."
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"What if she's just using you?"
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"What about the expensive trip to Hawaii?"
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"What expensive trip to Hawaii?"
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"The one I got for you."
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"That was supposed to be a surprise for Barney."
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"He asked me to meet him here."
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"What's going on, you guys?"
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"Tell her."
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"Fine, I'll fill her in."
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"And I am so angry,"
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"I'm not even gonna make a joke about "filling her in.""
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"My friends think you're wrong for me,"
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"so they're having an intervention."
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"A "Quinntervention.""
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"I don't understand."
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"Well, see, your name is Quinn, and so..."
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"I'll explain."
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"I made Ted promise not to tell them what you do, but he did,"
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"and now they don't trust you."
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"Wow, that really hurts."
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"But what's even worse"
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"is that you felt the need to lie about me."
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"I'm not ashamed of who I am, Barney,"
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"but you clearly are."
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"I'm not ashamed of you."
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"I just didn't want them to judge you without..."
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"Maybe we are moving too fast."
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"What? What is that supposed to mean?"
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"I don't think I can do this."
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"Wait, are you ending things just like that?"
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"If you walk out that door, you prove them right."
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"You prove that you're just some heartless stripper"
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"who never gave a damn about me in the..."
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"Don't call me."
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"Wow. That was intense."
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"We just destroyed what could have been"
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"a once-in-a-lifetime shot at happiness."
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"I know. I feel guilty, too."
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"Fireplace, balcony,"
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"hardwood floors..."
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"Okay, I'll just say it:"
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"After everything that happened between us,"
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"I can't believe you wouldn't"
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"Ted, can I talk to you out in the hall?"
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"Has it ever occurred to you"
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"that the last few weeks haven't been easy for me either?"
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"In the span of one day, my engagement fell apart,"
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"I lost my best friend, then I lost my apartment."
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"And-and now I'm about to lose my job."
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"What do you mean?"
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"I-I've been completely distracted at work."
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"And now my boss wants to see me Friday at 5:00,"
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"which, around the office, is known as "fire o'clock.""
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"I had no idea."
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"How could you?"
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"The one person I want to talk to most barely looks me"
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"in the eye anymore, much less returns my calls."
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"Ted, I know it took guts to tell me you love me."
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"And I-I know how much it hurt that I didn't say it back,"
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"but..."
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"Damn it, th-this sucks for me, too."
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"And I-I miss you."
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"Is there any way we can just... go back to normal?"
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"I don't think I can do normal anymore."
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"Barney still isn't answering."
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"We gotta go find him and apologize."
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"Barney, we're so sorry."
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"We never should've meddled like that."
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"Can you forgive us? I don't know."
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"You had no right to do that."
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"How can we make it up to you, buddy?"
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"I, one of Barney's best friends..."
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""I, one of Barney's best friends...""
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"promise never to interfere with his personal life again..."
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"unless it's an issue of health, national security,"
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"or he's about to get up on a fattie."
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""...unless it's an issue of health, national security,"
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"or he's about to get up on a fattie.""
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"And now, to seal this sacred vow,"
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"the two ladies will kiss. Barney..."
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"The two ladies will kiss!"
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"Mmm."
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"Okay."
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"And now the gentlemen."
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"Dude..."
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"And now the gentlemen!"
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"Let's just... This is silly."
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"Don't-don't touch my face."
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"I was going to say,"
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""And now the gentlemen bump fists.""
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"How long you been holding back that one?"
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"Hot stuff, fellas."
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"Did I see a little tongue in there?"
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"I don't understand."
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"Well, if these two"
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"will keep their sweaty paws off each other"
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"for half a second, I'll explain."
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"It all started a couple days ago..."
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"I want you to meet my friends."
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"Should I be nervous?"
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"Is it like bringing me home to meet your parents?"
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"No, no, no."
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"Much more stressful than that."
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"meddlesome and downright destructive."
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"When they learn what you do and how we met,"
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"they'll probably try to break us up."
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"So let's have some fun with them."
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"Mess with their heads."
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"Are you saying... evil plan?"
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"Hells to the yes."
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